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CastEdit

Miss Grotke and Spinelli-Julie

TJ Detweiler, Phil and Randall Weems-Eric

Vince LaSSao, Gordy and Menlo-Paul

Gretchen Grundler and Ashley Boulet-Amy

Mikey Blumberg and Mr Grundler-Joey

Gus Griswald-Evil Genius/David/Zack

Cryer Kid, Clyde Philmore, Sam Detweiler and Mr Blumberg-Steven

Bertha and Mrs Grundler-Kate

Priest-Professor

Ashley Armbruster-Emma

Ashley Quinlan, Clyde's mum, Ellie Detweiler and Madge Griswald-Allison

Ashley Tomassian-Salli

Miss Finster and Mr LaSSao-Wiseguy

Clyde's dad-Diesel

Mrs LaSSao-Kimberly

Bob Spinelli-Simon

Flo Spinelli-Bridget

Mrs Blumberg-Catherine

Lieutenant Griswald-Dallas

Clyde's dad's angry voice-Scary voice

TranscriptEdit

At the classroom, Miss Grotke was talking to her 4th Grade Students.

Miss Grotke: Okay, class. Today we are going to church and attend Tina's funeral because Phineas T. Ratchet and his friend Dark Bowser melted her down into meat.

TJ: Oh dear. This is so sad.

Vince: I agree, TJ. This is so sad.

Spinelli: Aw come on. Going to the funeral is only a trip.

Gretchen: Spinelli's right. There's no need to get upset.

Mikey: Oh dear. Tina's dead. This is so upsetting.

Gus: Don't cry, Mikey. Everything's going to be fine.

Gretchen: I agree with Gus. Everything's going to be fine.

Cryer Kid was so upset about Tina.

Cryer Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! Poor Tina! She's dead! I can't believe Ratchet and Dark Bowser did something to poor Tina! Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

TJ comforted Cryer Kid.

TJ: Now now, Cryer Kid. Don't cry. It's just a trip, okay?

Cryer Kid: Really?

TJ: Yes.

Miss Grotke: Okay, class! Let's go to church now!

So Miss Grotke and her class left their 4th Grade Classroom and then they left Third Street School and approached the bus. Miss Grotke called to Bertha.

Bertha: Hello, Alordayne! What can I do for you?

Miss Grotke: Can you take us to church so we can attend Tina's funeral?

Bertha: Sure! Of course!

So Miss Grotke and her classs went into the bus, and then Bertha drove off and took Miss Grotke and her class to the church. Later, Bertha reached the church, and Miss Grotke and her class got off the bus.

Miss Grotke: Thanks for giving us the lift, Bertha!

Bertha: You're welcome, Alordayne!

So Miss Grotke and her class approached the church and went inside it and then they sat on the seats. The priest had an announcement. 

Priest: We are gathered today to mourn the death of Tina. It is because Phineas T. Ratchet and his friend Dark Bowser melted her down into meat. We will have some people to talk to.

TJ: Me, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus would like to talk.

Priest: Very well, then.

TJ and the Gang walked up to the podium and went behind it.

TJ: This is TJ Detweiler. Tina is a good friend of ours and she works in Mental People's Home.

Vince: This is Vince LaSalle. Tina sometimes teaches troublemakers like Lawson and Gelman a lesson, and she punishes them. What a great woman she was.

Spinelli: This is Ashley Spinelli, and you may refer to me by my surname. Tina is tough and she sometimes disciplines troublemakers, even my enemies including Lawson and Gelman. 

Gretchen: This is Gretchen Grundler. Tina is a genius, and she helps us all. She's a good friend to us.

Mikey: This is Mikey Blumberg. I recite poetries to Tina, and she's a good friend to us.

Gus: This is Gus Griswald. She's a tough woman and she's a director of Mental People's Home. She enjoys disciplining troublemakers, even my enemies including Lawson and Gelman. We should have stopped Ratchet and Dark Bowser from taking Tina to the Chop Shop to melt her down into meat. And now, she's dead! We are all going to miss her. We must not forget about her.

Cryer Kid started sobbing.

Cryer Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Gordy: This is so sad, Phil. Poor Tina. She's a good woman.

Phil: I know, Gordy. She helps well-behaved people like us.

Priest: Thanks for the speech, kids. You may return to your seats now.

Ashley A: Wow! What a perfect speech!

Ashley B: That was like excellent!

Ashley Q: TJ and his pals are great!

Ashley T: Here, here!

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous!

TJ and the Gang returned to their seats. Then Miss Finster, Randall Weems and Menlo came. Randall and Menlo were crying.

Miss Grotke: So, Muriel? Why are you here?

Miss Finster: Randall and Menlo are upset about Tina's death. I asked Fluttershy106's sister to take my place as a fifth grade teacher and I decided to take Randall and Menlo here.

Randall: Yes, I was so upset because Ratchet and Dark Bowser melted Tina down into meat.

Menlo: Yes, Randall and I would like to have a speech at the podium.

So Randall and Menlo approached the podium and got behind it.

Randall: Ahem! This is Randall Weems. Menlo and I have got some sad news to tell you. Our good friend Tina was melted down into meat by Ratchet and Dark Bowser.

Menlo: This is Ricky Menlo. Tina is a clever woman, and she's a good director of Mental People's Home. She disciplines troublemakers, and she helps good people like us. Let's not forget about her.

Randall: We should have stopped Ratchet and Dark Bowser from taking Tina to the Chop Shop and met her down into meat. But no, Tina has been melted down into meat. This is so tragic.

Menlo: I'm afraid Lawson and his friends have destroyed her Mental People's Home.

Randall: This is so sad.

Ashley A: Oh no! Tina's Mental People's Home is destroyed!

Ashley B: Thanks to those losers such as Lawson and his no-good friends!

Ashley Q: They ought to be punished for this!

Ashley T: Yeah, I bet Miss Finster can give them detention.

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous!

Priest: Thank you, Randall and Ricky! You may return to your seats now. Okay now. You may leave the church now.

So Miss Finster, Randall, Menlo, Miss Grotke and her class left the church.

Miss Grotke was very proud of TJ and the Gang.

Miss Grotke: Well done, you six. Thank you for the important speech about Tina.

TJ: You're welcome, Miss Grotke.

Miss Grotke: And I will phone your parents about this.

Suddenly, Randall rushed to Miss Finster.

Randall: Miss Finster! Miss Finster! I saw one of the fifth graders Clyde Philmore peeing on Tina's grave!

Miss Finster: What?! What is Philmore doing?

Miss Finster spotted Clyde Philmore peeing on Tina's grave.

Miss Finster: Good sweet Mike! Thanks for telling me, Randall! I'll give Philmore a talking to!

Miss Finster rushed off to have a word with Clyde. Clyde was peeing on Tina's grave.

Clyde: This is the life! Tina's grave is going to be dirty! Hahahahahahaha!

Then Clyde stopped peeing.

Clyde: That was good!

Suddenly, Miss Finster confronted Clyde, and she was furious.

Miss Finster: Oooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Clyde Philmore, how dare you pee on Tina's grave?! You know it's disgusting! That's a very bad thing to do! Now I have to get Hank to clean up Tina's grave?! That's it, get out of the graveyard and go home right now while I call your parents!

Clyde ran out of the graveyard, crying with dismay.

Clyde: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Miss Finster picked up her phone, and phoned Clyde's parents up.

Miss Finster: Hello! Is this Philmore's parents?! Your son Philmore has peed on Tina's grave! Now I have to get Hank to clean up her grave! Can you please ground her, okay? Great! Thank you! Bye!

(We see Clyde's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Clyde's dad: (Scary voice) Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, get over here right now!

Back home, Clyde's parents were extremely angry with Clyde.

Clyde's dad: Clyde, how dare you pee on Tina's grave?! You know it's inappropriate and is a very bad thing to do!

Clyd'es mum: You know it's disrespectful! And now, Tina's grave is ruined because of you!

Clyde's dad: That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for three days with no computer and no video games!

Clyde's mum: Go to your room right now and think about what you have done!

Clyde went to his room, crying.

Clyde: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

In TJ's house, Sam and Ellie Detweiler were proud of TJ.

Sam: TJ, thank you for making an important speech about Tina during her funeral.

Ellie: We are so proud of you. You are now ungrounded.

Sam: As a reward, how about a trip to Floppy Burger?

TJ: Thanks, mum and dad.

In Vince's house, Mr and Mrs LaSSao were proud of Vince.

Mr LaSSao: Vincent, thank you for making an important speech about Tina during her funeral.

Mrs LaSSao: We are so proud of you. You are now ungrounded.

Mr LaSSao: As a reward, how about a trip to Floppy Burger?

Vince: Thanks, mum and dad.

In Spinelli's house, Bob and Flo Spinelli were proud of Spinelli.

Bob: Ashley, thank you for making an important speech about Tina during her funeral.

Flo: We are so proud of you. You are now ungrounded.

Bob: As a reward, how about a trip to Floppy Burger?

Spinelli: Thanks, mum and dad.

In Gretchen's house, Mr and Mrs Grundler were proud of Gretchen.

Mr Grundler: Gretchen, thank you for making an important speech about Tina during her funeral.

Mrs Grundler: We are so proud of you. You are now ungrounded.

Mr Grundler: As a reward, how about a trip to Floppy Burger?

Gretchen: Thanks, mum and dad.

In Mikey's house, Mr and Mrs Blumberg were proud of Mikey.

Mr Blumberg Michael, thank you for making an important speech about Tina during her funeral.

Mrs Blumberg: We are so proud of you. You are now ungrounded.

Mr Blumberg: As a reward, how about a trip to Floppy Burger?

Mikey: Thanks, mum and dad.

In Gus' house, Lieutenant Griswald and Madge Griswald were proud of Gus.

Lieutenant Griswald: Gus, thank you for making an important speech about Tina during her funeral.

Madge: We are so proud of you. You are now ungrounded.

Lieutenant Griswald: As a reward, how about a trip to Floppy Burger?

Gus: Thanks, mum and pop.

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