Mundy and King Bob-Eric
Miss Finster and Principal Prickly-Wiseguy
Miss Lemon's angry voice-Catherine
Note: Miss Lemon's voice turns to Catherine when she's furious.
Mundy: I'm going to steal King Bob's iPhone
(he steals King Bob's phone)
King Bob: Hey! Come back here with my iPhone! That's it! I'm telling Principal Prickly on Mundy!
(in the classroom)
Miss Finster: Okay class, we'll be watching Madeline and the Gypsies.
Principal Prickly: Mundy, please report to my office! You are in big trouble!
(in the office)
Mundy: Principal Prickly, is there a problem?
Principal Prickly: Yes there is! How dare you steal King Bob's iPhone?! You will give him back his iPhone right now!
King Bob: I will take my iPhone!
Principal Prickly: And for stealing King Bob's iPhone, you will serve a five hour detention! Go to detention right now!
Miss Lemon: Welcome to detention! You will not talk, chew gum, use a computer, listen to music, whistle or stand up! You will sit quietly for five hours!
(Mundy throws a book at Miss Lemon)
Miss Lemon: Excuse me?! You don't throw books during detention!
Mundy: I want to go home! I want to go home!
Miss Lemon: I said no talking! Wait for five hours!
Mundy: Whatever, you wanker, you need to get a life!
Miss Lemon (Catherine's voice): THAT'S ENOUGH! MUNDY, GO BACK TO PRINCIPAL PRICKLY'S OFFICE RIGHT NOW! HOW DARE YOU CALL ME A WANKER?!
(at Principal Prickly's office)
Principal Prickly: So Mundy, why are you back in my office this time?
Mundy: I acted up during detention, threw a book at Miss Lemon and called her a wanker.
Principal Prickly: How dare you misbehave during detention?! That's it! You're suspended for 8 weeks! Go home now!
Mr. Mundy: Conrad, I can't believe you were stealing King Bob's iPhone and then got a five hour detention! You know you can't do that, you whomp!
Mundy: Hey, don't steal my catchphrase! How would you like it if I...
Mr. Mundy: Before you continue, I heard that you also misbehaved in detention, and talked back to, threw a book at and insulted Miss Lemon! You could have been expelled! You are grounded grounded grounded until your 8 week suspension is up! Go to your room now!