Tommy: Aw, why do I have to go to bed so soon?
August: Well, like they say in Brooklyn, "Early to bed, early to get the worm."
Tommy: Tell me bedtime story now. Tell how we met.
August: Okay, okay Well, it all started when we came to the studio. But he found a way to escape. And when we got to the stage, the place was deserted. And I found myself face-to-face with the directors.
August in flashback: Yaaah!
August: I fell for hours!
Repunzil: Ooh, hours long time.
August: Well, it seemed like hours. Anyway, I was fallin'. Nothing below me but it was boiling hot.
Hey, watch the landing.
Betty Anne: Oh. It's the lift-off that got me. Uh-oh. Where's my friends? Oh well, let’s drive out!
(On the Open Road from A Goofy Movie plays.)
Betty Anne: Do ya need a break from modern livin'?
Do ya long to shed your weary load?
If your nerves are raw
And your brain is fried
Just grab a friend and take a ride Together, upon the open road
C'mon, guys! Ah-yeah!
Tommy: All in all, I'd rather have detention!
All in all, I'd rather eat a toad!
Betty Anne: Yuck!
Tommy: And the old man drives like such a klutz
That I'm about to hurl my guts
Directly upon the open road!
August: There's nothin' can upset me
'Cause now, we're on our way
Our trusty map will guide us straight and true
Repunzil: Grubby groo, please don't forget me
I will return someday
Though I may be in traction when I do...!
Betty Anne: Me and my friends relaxin' like the old days...
Tommy, August & repunzil: [singing over Betty Anne] This is worse than dragon breath and acne!
Betty Anne: In a buddy-buddy kind of mode...
Tommy, August & repunzil: [still singing over Betty Anne] I'm so mad I think I may explode!
Betty Anne: When I see that highway, I could cry!
Tommy, August & repunzil: Ya know, that's funny, so could I!
All 4: Just bein' out on the open road!
The little freaks: Howdy, boys! Is this the way to universal studios?
Mayor: Watch it, guys! Or you'll be gettin' towed!
June: I'm in no hurry to arrive
'Cause I'll be turnin' 65
The next time I seize the open road
Louie the hamster: Just a week of rest and relaxation!
Louie the chameleon: Yeah!
Louie the hamster: And the odd romantic season!
Tommy, August & repunzil: Very odd!
Prometheus: Ha ha!
And it's Los An-gel-las or bust!
Sniz: Look out, you dirtbags, eat our dust!
From now on, we own the open road!
Betty Anne: Just me and my little groupies
My pipsqueak pioneer
Anemia: They're partners forever heave-ho!
Betty Anne and Anemia: Aw yeah!
Tommy, August & repunzil: Could someone call a taxi
And get us outta here
To Kablammy 1-0-5-9-7?
Betty Anne and Chorus: Oh...
Every day, another new adventure!
Every mile, another new zip code!
And the cares we had are gone for good...
Tommy, August & repunzil: And I'd go with them if I could...
Betty Anne and Chorus: I've got no strings on me...
I'm feelin' fancy-free...
How wonderful to be...
On the open road!
(On the Open Road ends.)