(inspired by the Rupert episode Rupert and the Leprechauns)
At the Third Street Playground, Gus Griswald walked over to Cornchip Girl who was holding her gift bag.
Gus: Hi, Corney!
Cornchip Girl: Hi, Gus! Guess what I got in my gift bag?!
Gus: What is it?
Cornchip Girl: It's my new royal outfit!
Cornchip Girl took out the royal red cloak and a tiara out of her gift bag.
Gus: Wow! Isn't that beautiful?
Cornchip Girl: Yes. I made a cloak specially for myself!
Cornchip Girl: Because I want to be Cornchip Queen.
Gus: Cornchip Queen?! That's lovely!
Cornchip Girl: Of course! I will put on my outfit!
Cornchip Girl put on her royal red cloak and a tiara.
Gus: Wow! Your dress is beautiful.
Cornchip Girl: Yes. I'm Cornchip Queen now.
Suddenly, Penny came.
Penny: Hello, freaks! Long time no see!
Gus: Penny Painapp, what are you doing?!
Penny: Nothing, Four Eyes!
Gus: Hey, don't call me Four Eyes, you idiot!
Penny: Hey, who are you calling an idiot, geek?!
Then Penny eyed at Cornchip Girl.
Penny: Theresa LaMaise, my butt! You're dressing as a queen?! You think you're beautiful than me?! I'm not ugly! You're as stupid as my old rival Yuna! You whomp!
Cornchip Girl: Hey! Back off, Penny! Get out of our sight, you coward!
Penny stormed off.
Cornchip Girl: Penny is such a mean girl! She's just as mean as Sue Bob!
Gus: And Gelman too! Penny's always mean like Sue Bob!
Penny was walking along, feeling annoyed.
Penny: Man! That Cornchip Butt's so stupid! I must dispose of her! That fourth grade nerd Gus always hangs out with that third grade idiot! What shall I do?
Then Penny thought of something.
Penny: I know! Tomorrow, if Gus and Cornchip Girl are having a picnic near the barn, I will kidnap Cornchip Girl and take her in the barn and hang her upside-down on the rope. Then I'll set the barn on fire and leave Cornchip Girl to die, and then Cornchip Girl will be history. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!
Tomorrow had arrived, near the barn, Gus was having a picnic with Cornchip Girl. Gus had got TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler and Mikey Blumberg to join the picnic.
Gus: My dad's smarter than a vicious bear, and he managed to tie him down. He sent the Animal Control to take that vicious bear away for trying to hurt the hunters.
Cornchip Girl: Wow, that's nice.
TJ: Wow, Gus' dad is excellent!
Vince: He's good at training bears.
Spinelli: That bear's going to learn discipline when he got taken by Animal Control.
Gretchen: Yeah, he'll be a good bear.
Mikey: And he will be humble.
Gus: Yeah, pop is a bear trainer!
Cornchip Girl: What a hero!
Suddenly, Penny came.
Penny: Hahahaha! Theresa LaMaise, or should I say Cornchip Girl? We meet again!
Gus: Penny, what do you want for us now?!
Penny: I've come to deal with Cornchip Girl, you little nerd. (to Cornchip Girl) Come with me, you cowardly brat!
Penny picked up Cornchip Girl.
Spinelli: Hey, you creep! Leave Cornchip Girl alone!
Penny: Shut up, Spin-Ugly!
Penny blew a raspberry at Spinelli.
Gretchen: Don't talk to Spinelli that way!
Penny: You shut up as well, smart geek!
Penny blew a raspberry at Gretchen.
TJ: Man, this whomps!
Vince: Penny is such a rude brat!
Mikey: I agree! Penny needs a good talking to!
Penny took Cornchip Girl to the barn.
Penny: I'm going to keep you held prisoner.
Cornchip Girl: Hey! Let me go! Let me go!
Gus: You fiend! Unhand my girl!
Penny went inside the barn, and then she approaching the hanging rope.
Penny: And you're going to stay in the barn!
Cornchip Girl: But Penny.
Penny picked up Cornchip Girl and turned her upside-down and tied the rope on her leg.
Penny: You're going to stay in the barn until you die! You will no longer be queen!
Cornchip Girl: But, I made the royal dress for me to be Cornchip Queen.
Penny: Not anymore. You're no longer Cornchip Queen.
Cornchip Girl: Oh no! I'm upside-down! I can't get out!
Penny: That's right, Cornchip Girl. You'll never see Gus, or any of your friends, or work for King Bob as his servant ever again.
Penny took the matchbox out of her pocket, and opened it. She picked up one of the matches and struck it. Penny approached a small pile of hay.
Penny: Say goodbye, Cornchip Loser!
Penny dropped a match on the small pile of hay, and ran off, laughing, as fire started to spread.
Cornchip Girl noticed that fire was beginning. She was horrified.
Cornchip Girl: Aaaaaaaaaah! Ho ho! Help!
Outside the barn, Gus heard Cornchip Girl screaming for help, and he was horrified.
TJ: Oh no! The barn's on fire!
Vince: This is terrible!
Spinelli: It's all Penny's fault!
Gretchen: I agree!
Mikey: Penny's going to be big trouble!
Gus ran to the barn for help.
TJ: Gus, where are you going?!
Gus: I must save Corney!
Gus went inside the barn.
Cornchip Girl: Help!
Gus walked on, as he coughed. Suddenly, the burning hay fell to the ground, shocking Gus.
Cornchip Girl was coughing, and Gus rushed to her aid. Gus started to untie Cornchip Girl's leg.
Cornchip Girl: Oh hurry, Gus!
Gus: Eh! It's too tight.
Suddenly, another burning hay landed to the ground.
Cornchip Girl: Ooooh!
Outside, Miss Finster was resting on a deck chair.
Miss Finster: Ah, what a nice sunny day. Today's the day, I'm going fishing.
Suddenly, she heard Gus screaming for help.
Gus' voice: Help!
Miss Finster was horrified, and she saw the barn was burning.
Miss Finster: Wait! Griswald! Good sweet Mike! The barn's on fire!
Miss Finster rushed over to the barn, and then she ran inside, and called to Gus.
Miss Finster: Eh Gus, where are you?
Gus waved his arms with panic, as Cornchip Girl was holding her cape.
Gus: Over here!
Gus started to cough, and Miss Finster started coughing. She walked up and she approached Cornchip Girl. Gus was about to untie Cornchip Girl. But Miss Finster grabbed onto the rope.
Miss Finster: Go on, Gus! I've got her!
Miss Finster untied Cornchip Girl, and Cornchip Girl fell to the floor. Suddenly, another burning hay landed to the floor, trapping Miss Finster, Gus and Cornchip Girl. Miss Finster, Gus and Cornchip Girl gasped in horror.
Miss Finster: Oh no! We're doomed!
Gus: We're trapped!
Cornchip Girl: We're going to die!
But TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen and Mikey came to the rescue and got water buckets.
TJ: Hang on! We're here to save you!
So TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen and Mikey threw some water to douse the flames, allowing Miss Finster, Gus and Cornchip Girl to escape to safety. The barn began to fall down to fiery ruins.
Gus: Miss Finster, thank you for helping me and Cornchip Girl.
Miss Finster: You're welcome. You and Theresa are in friendly hands now.
TJ: Well done, Miss Finster. You helped Gus and Cornchip Girl.
Vince: You're the hero!
Spinelli: What a tough woman!
Gretchen: I agree with TJ!
Mikey: Me too!
Miss Finster: Someone who set the barn on fire and is trying to get Theresa killed must be punished.
Gus: I think it's Penny Painapp.
Cornchip Girl: She tied my leg on the rope to hang me upside-down in the barn and set it on fire by trying to get me killed.
Miss Finster: What?! Penny did this?!
Miss Finster was enraged.
Miss Finster: PENNY PAINAPP!
Penny rushed in.
Penny: Oh no! Cornchip Girl's still alive! No! It can't be!
Gus: That's right, I've saved her from the burning barn!
Penny: Miss Finster, what are you doing here?
Miss Finster: I was resting at the other side, but I saw the barn on fire. Did you hang Theresa LaMaise upside-down in the barn and set fire in the barn by trying to get her killed?!
Penny: Um, um, um...
TJ: You better tell us the truth right now, or you're in trouble!
Penny: Okay, fine! Yes, I did hang Cornchip Girl upside-down in the barn and set fire in the barn by trying to get her killed. Why? Because Cornchip Girl's just as smart as my rival Yuna. Like Yuna, she's more beautiful than me. Cornchip Girl's a stupid third grader and she shouldn't hang out with a fourth grader by the name of Gus Griswald. Yesterday, she made a royal dress for herself and became queen. Now Gus foiled me! I wouldn't have gotten away too, if it weren't for that meddling four-eyed geek!
Miss Finster threw a fit.
Miss Finster: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Penny, how dare you hang Theresa upside-down in the barn and set fire in the barn?! You were trying to get her killed! But I managed to untie Theresa, and Gus and I saved her life.
TJ: Yeah, you are so mean!
Vince: TJ's right, you're such a meanie!
Spinelli: I agree with Vince, you're going to meet my good friend Madame Fist!
Gretchen: Spinelli's right, you're in big trouble!
Mikey: Gretchen's right, your parents are going to give you a good talking to!
Gus: I agree with Mikey!
Cornchip Girl: Me too!
Miss Finster: TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey, Gus and Theresa are right, you're in big trouble! That's it, I'm taking you to your parents right now!
Miss Finster sent Penny home in disgrace. Cornchip Girl embraced Gus.
Cornchip Girl: Gus, you saved my life! You're my hero!
Gus: Yeah, I know.
Cornchip Girl: My hero!
Cornchip Girl kissed Gus.
Cornchip Girl: As Cornchip Queen, I hereby reward you a special day out. Want to come to Kelso's with me?
Gus: Sure, I'd love to! When I grow older, I will be your king.
Cornchip Girl: Wow, that's sweet!
When Penny got home... Penny's mother was dismayed.
Penny's mum: Oh no! Please don't tell me Penny caused trouble!
Penny's mum was horrified as Miss Finster explained to her about Penny's bad behavior.
Miss Finster: Penny did cause trouble. She hanged Theresa LaMaise upside-down in the barn and set fire in the barn by trying to get her killed?! Luckily, I've untied Theresa and me and Gus just saved her life. Now the barn's destroyed, thanks to Penny.
Penny's mum got very angry at Penny.
Penny's mum: Ooooooooooooooooooh! Penny, how dare you hang Theresa upside-down in the barn and set fire in the barn by trying to get her killed! You're lucky that Miss Finster and Gus saved her from the burning barn! Now the barn's destroyed, thanks to you! Mr LaMaise will not be happy about that predicament! That's it, you are so grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded grounded for a week! Go to your room this instant!
Penny went to her room, crying.
Penny: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah! Curse you, Gus Griswald! And curse you too, Cornchip Girl!
Emma as Penny
Evil Genius/David/Zack as Gus Griswald
Kayla as Cornchip Girl
Eric as TJ Detweiler
Paul as Vince LaSSao
Julie as Spinelli
Amy as Gretchen Grundler
Joey as Mikey Blumberg
Wiseguy as Miss Finster
Catherine as Penny's mum
This idea is inspired by the Rupert episode Rupert and the Leprechauns where Rupert and Mr Crum save Prince Ayden's life from the burning barn