Transcript Edit

  • Darth Vader: Okay Kylo Ren, Pennywise come with me.
  • Kylo Ren: Where are We Going?
  • Darth Vader: Where Going to Watch Solo a Star Wars Story.
  • Kylo Ren: Alright!
  • Pennywise: No way, Vader, I don't want to watch Solo a Star Wars Story, that movie is so boring!
  • Darth Vader: Pennywise, you are watching Solo a Star Wars Story, so watch the movie right now!
  • Pennywise: No, I want to see Halloweeen (2018).
  • Kylo Ren: Pennywise, we are not seeing Halloween (2018), we are seeing Solo a Star Wars Story and that's final!
  • Pennywise: All of you are gay for liking this stupid Lucasfilm movie!
  • Luke Skywalker: Pennywise, you can either behave while we are watching Solo: A Star Wars Story or nothing at all!
  • Pennywise: All of you guys! STOP IT! That's really IT! I'm going to shoot the movie theaters with the Minigun!
  • (Pennywise laughs)
  • (Pennywise shoots the movie screen with the Minigun)
  • (People screaming and running out of the movie theater)
  • (When they arrived home)
  • Darth Vader: You're grounded for 6 months for shooting the movie theater with the Minigun!
  • Luke Skywalker: This means no horror movies, no horror tv series, no horror video games, and you won't be able to see It: Chapter 2 when it comes out in theaters!
  • Leia Organa: Go to your room right now and starting tomorrow, you will watch Frozen on DVD with Shimajirō Shimano and his friends and classmates!
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