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At the park, Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard were holding up a meeting with the Mario enemies.

Ratchet: Attention, creatures, monsters and bros! We have got a plan for all of us! My good Dark Bowser has got something to explain to you all!

Dark Bowser: Yes, our plan is to steal all of Prince John's gold, and the money will be ours.

Randall: Yes, so I can open up my very own Scare Factory so I can scare any kids!

Razorbeard: And I can have all the money so I can count! Of course, I can pay to rebuild the Grolgoth! 

Dark Bowser: I can use some gold to open up my own restaurant called 'Dark Bowser Burger'.

Ratchet: And I can use some gold to create my own company called 'Ratchet's Upgrade Shop'! So all of you have dreams by using some gold?

Mario enemies: Yes!

Ratchet: We are going to the Castle of Nottingham to rob Prince John, and he'll cry like a baby forever! So who's with us?!

Doopliss: I am!

Twister Bro: I am!

Ice Bro: I am!

Rookie: I am!

Popple: I am! 

Dry Bones: I am!

Curve Bro: I am! 

Boom Boom: I am!

Dry Bone Bro: I am!

Coin Bro: I am! 

Fire Bro: I am! 

Cyborg Bro: I am!

Boohemoth: I am!

Yoshter Bro: I am! 

Ledge Bro: I am!

Robot Bro: I am!

Egg Bro: I am! 

Baseball Bro: I am!

Hammer Bro: I am!

Water Bro: I am!

Boomerang Bro: I am!

Dimentio: I am! 

Storm Bro: I am! 

Thunder Bro: I am! 

Ratchet: Okay! Let's go to the Castle of Nottingham and steal of Prince John's gold!

So Ratchet and his mob went off to the Castle of Nottingham, and then they reached the Castle of Nottingham, and hitched ropes to climb up the wall, and then they reached the top of the wall.

Ratchet: Time to use binoculars!

Ratchet and his mob who used binoculars and they looked through the window and discovered Prince John and his sidekick Sir Hiss were sleeping. 

Ratchet: This is it! Come on! Let's sneak down and break into his castle.

So Ratchet and the mob sneaked down to the floor and then they sneaked inside Prince John's castle, and they sneaked through the interior and they upstairs on the way to Prince John's room. Then they reached Prince John's room where Prince John and Sir Hiss were sleeping. 

Ratchet: Okay. Just be quiet, and let's go steal all of Prince John's gold. 

So Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and the Mario enemies began to pick up all of the gold sacks one by and one, and soon they had picked up every last one of them. They sneaked out of Prince John's room.

Ratchet: Okay, everyone. Let's get out of here. 

So Ratchet and his mob sneaked away. Then Prince John woke up.

Prince John: Ah, it's time to go to the horse races.

Then suddenly, Prince John noticed that his gold was stolen.

Prince John: Where's my gold?! They're stolen!

Prince John called to the guards. 

Prince John: Guards! Guards! My gold! 

Then Prince John called to Sir Hiss.

Prince John: You're never around when I need you!

Sir Hiss: Hey, PJ. What's up?

Prince John: Those bandits stole my gold! I'll go down and check that someone's stole my gold. 

Prince John ran out of his room, and then he ran down the stairs and he ran out of the house. He saw Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and the Mario enemies stealing all of his gold.

Prince John: Oh no! No! That grey robot, a big blue monster, a purple lizard, a robot pirate captain and all of the creatures are getting away with my gold! Guards! Guards! Get in here now! 

The rhino guards were about to hunt for the robbers, and were running too close to Prince John.

Prince John: Rhinos! Halt! Stop! Desist!

But it was too late, the rhino guards crashed into Prince John and were carrying him. They crashed through the walls of the castle. 

Ratchet: Hurry, guys! Hurry! Quick, before the guards catch us!

Ratchet and his mob used the ropes and grabbed onto the top of the wall, and climbed up to safety. Then they used the ropes to climb down to the ground to safety. 

Ratchet: Yay, we robbed Prince John and stole all of his gold! Let's go home and celebrate!

Everyone: Yay! A pox on the phony king of England! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Ratchet and his mob ran off back to the park to celebrate. Meanwhile, back in the castle. Prince John was upset and he had recovered from his injuries. Just then, the Sheriff of Nottingham came. 

Sheriff: Sire, Phineas T. Ratchet, Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Razorbeard and the Mario enemies have stolen all of your gold. 

Prince John: What?! This is terrible! Aaaah, mommy!

Prince John sucked his thumb, and he started crying like a baby.

Prince John: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

At the park, Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and the Mario enemies were about to celebrate. 

Ratchet: We did it! We robbed Prince John and stole all of his gold! Let's celebrate!

Just then, a mob of parents came, especially Madame Gasket, Dark Bowser, Icy Peach, Mr and Mrs Boggs and Razorbeard's parents. 

Madame Gasket: Ratchet!

Bowser: Dark Bowser!

Mr Boggs: Randall Boggs!

Razorbeard's dad: Razorbeard! 

Doopliss' dad: Doopliss!

Twister Bro's dad: Twister Bro!

Ice Bro's dad: Ice Bro!

Rookie's dad: Rookie!

Popple's dad: Popple! 

Dry Bones' dad: Dry Bones!

Curve Bro's dad: Curve Bro! 

Boom Boom's dad: Boom Boom!

Dry Bone Bro's dad: Dry Bone Bro!

Coin Bro's dad: Coin Bro! 

Fire Bro's dad: Fire Bro! 

Cyborg Bro's dad: Cyborg Bro!

Boohemoth's dad: Boohemoth!

Yoshter Bro's dad: Yoshter Bro! 

Ledge Bro's dad: Ledge Bro!

Robot Bro's dad: Robot Bro!

Egg Bro's dad: Egg Bro! 

Baseball Bro's dad: Baseball Bro!

Hammer Bro's dad: Hammer Bro!

Water Bro's dad: Water Bro!

Boomerang Bro's dad: Boomerang Bro!

Dimentio's dad: Dimentio! 

Storm Bro's dad: Storm Bro! 

Thunder Bro's dad: Thunder Bro! 

Madame Gasket: How dare you all steal Prince John's gold?! You know stealing from Prince John is a very bad thing to do! That's it, all of you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole month! (to Ratchet) Especially you, Ratchet! (to Ratchet and his mob) We're sending all of you to different headquarters in ToonTown! And after this, we're giving the gold back to Prince John where they belong, otherwise he's penniless!  

Ratchet and his mob: Nonononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono! 

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro, you're going to Sellbot Headquarters!  

Rookie's dad: Rookie, Popple, Dry Bones, Curve Bro, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Coin Bro, you're going to Lawbot Headquarters!  

Fire Bro's dad: Fire Bro, Cyborg Bro, Boohemoth, Yoshter Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro and Egg Bro, you're going to Bossbot Headquarters! 

Baseball Bro's dad: Baseball Bro, Hammer Bro, Water Bro, Boomerang Bro, Dimentio, Storm Bro and Thunder Bro, you're going to Cashbot Headquarters! 

The parents sent their naughty children to ToonTown headquarters. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro, Ice Bro and their parents arrived at Sellbot Headquarters, and they entered the reception where the Sellbot Cog boss, the Vice President was working. 

Vice President: Welcome to Sellbot Headquarters! How may I help you?

Madame Gasket: Well, you see, Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro stole Prince John's gold! So we decided to bring them here for their lesson!

The Vice President was horrified, and he was upset with Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro. 

Vice President: Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro, why the crap would you do such a thing!? That's it, come with me right now!

Then Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro came with the Vice President, and then they entered the cell. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro sat on a bed. 

Vice President: This is your cell! You will be staying here for a whole month! Enjoy your stay!

The Vice President left. 

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro, We're going home right now! And if you dare escape, all of you will be in trouble even more!

Madame Gasket, Bowser, Icy Peach, Mr and Mrs Boggs, Razorbeard's parents, Doopliss' parents, Twister Bro's parents and Ice Bro's parents walked away, much to Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro's dismay. 

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard, Doopliss, Twister Bro and Ice Bro: Nonononononononononononono!

Rookie, Popple, Dry Bones, Curve Bro, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Coin Bro and their parents arrived at Lawbot Headquarters, and they entered the courtroom and confronted the Chief Justice.

Chief Justice: Welcome to Lawbot Headquarters! How may I help you?

Rookie's dad: Well, you see, Rookie, Popple, Dry Bones, Curve Bro, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Coin Bro stole Prince John's gold! So we decided to bring them here for their lesson!

The Chief Justice was horrified, and he was upset with Rookie, Popple, Dry Bones, Curve Bro, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Coin Bro. 

Chief Justice: Rookie, Popple, Dry Bones, Curve Bro, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Coin Bro, you know stealing Prince John's gold is a very naughty thing to do! That's it, come with me!

Then Rookie, Popple, Dry Bones, Curve Bro, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Coin Bro came with the Chief Justice, and then they entered the cell. Rookie, Popple, Dry Bones, Curve Bro, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Coin Bro sat on a bed. 

Chief Justice: This is your cell! You will be staying here for a whole month! Enjoy your stay!

The Chief Justice left. 

Rookie's dad: Rookie, Popple, Dry Bones, Curve Bro, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Coin Bro, we're going home right now! And if you dare escape, all of you will be in trouble even more!

The parents walked away, much to Rookie, Popple, Dry Bones, Curve Bro, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Coin Bro's dismay. 

Rookie, Popple, Dry Bones, Curve Bro, Boom Boom, Dry Bone Bro and Coin Bro: Nonononononononononononono!

Fire Bro, Cyborg Bro, Boohemoth, Yoshter Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro and Egg Bro and their parents arrived at Bossbot Headquarters, and they entered the office where the Chief Executive Officer was working.

Chief Executive Officer: Welcome to the Bossbot Headquarters! How may I help you?

Fire Bro's dad: Well, you see, Fire Bro, Cyborg Bro, Boohemoth, Yoshter Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro and Egg Bro stole Prince John's gold! So we decided to bring him here for his lesson!

The Chief Executive Officer was horrified, and he was upset with Fire Bro, Cyborg Bro, Boohemoth, Yoshter Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro and Egg Bro. 

Chief Executive Officer: Fire Bro, Cyborg Bro, Boohemoth, Yoshter Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro and Egg Bro, you know that you're not allowed to steal Prince John's gold! That's it, come with me right now!

Then Fire Bro, Cyborg Bro, Boohemoth, Yoshter Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro and Egg Bro came with the Chief Executive Officer, and then they entered the cell. Fire Bro, Cyborg Bro, Boohemoth, Yoshter Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro and Egg Bro sat on a bed. 

Chief Executive Officer: This is your cell! You'll be staying here for a whole month! Enjoy your stay!

The the Chief Executive Officer left. 

Rookie's dad: Fire Bro, Cyborg Bro, Boohemoth, Yoshter Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro and Egg Bro, we're going home right now! And if you dare escape, all of you will be in trouble even more!

The parents walked away, much to Fire Bro, Cyborg Bro, Boohemoth, Yoshter Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro and Egg Bro's dismay. 

Fire Bro, Cyborg Bro, Boohemoth, Yoshter Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro and Egg Bro: Nononononononononononononono!

Baseball Bro, Hammer Bro, Water Bro, Boomerang Bro, Dimentio, Storm Bro, Thunder Bro and their parents arrived at Cashbot Headquarters, and they entered the office where the Chief Financial Officer was working.

Chief Financial Officer: Welcome to the Cashbot Headquarters! How may I help you?

Baseball Bro's dad: Well, you see, Baseball Bro, Hammer Bro, Water Bro, Boomerang Bro, Dimentio, Storm Bro and Thunder Bro stole Prince John's gold! So we decided to bring him here for their lesson!

The Chief Financial Officer was horrified, and he was upset with Baseball Bro, Hammer Bro, Water Bro, Boomerang Bro, Dimentio, Storm Bro and Thunder Bro. 

Chef Financial Officer: Baseball Bro, Hammer Bro, Water Bro, Boomerang Bro, Dimentio, Storm Bro and Thunder Bro, I can't believe you stole Prince John's gold! That's it, come with me!

Then Baseball Bro, Hammer Bro, Water Bro, Boomerang Bro, Dimentio, Storm Bro and Thunder Bro came with the Chief Financial Officer, and then they entered the vault. Baseball Bro, Hammer Bro, Water Bro, Boomerang Bro, Dimentio, Storm Bro and Thunder Bro sat in front of the heap of moneybags. 

Chief Financial Officer: This is your vault! You will be staying here for a whole month! Enjoy your stay!

The the Chief Financial Officer left. 

Baseball Bro's dad: Baseball Bro, Hammer Bro, Water Bro, Boomerang Bro, Dimentio, Storm Bro and Thunder Bro, we're going home right now! And if you dare escape, all of you will be in trouble even more!

The parents walked away, much to Baseball Bro, Hammer Bro, Water Bro, Boomerang Bro, Dimentio, Storm Bro and Thunder Bro's dismay. 

Baseball Bro, Hammer Bro, Water Bro, Boomerang Bro, Dimentio, Storm Bro and Thunder Bro: Nononononononononononononono!

CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet, Fire Bro, Ledge Bro, Robot Bro, Sir Hiss, Razorbeard's dad, Boomerang Bro's dad and the Chief Executive Officer of the Bossbot Headquarters  

Alan as Dark Bowser, Razorbeard, Egg Bro, Prince John and Twister Bro's dad

Steven as Randall Boggs, Hammer Bro and the Sheriff of Nottingham

Joey as Doopliss, Cyborg Bro, Thunder Bro, Coin Bro's dad and Dimentio's dad

Eric as Twister Bro and Cyborg Bro's dad

Brian as Ice Bro, Rookie, Dimentio, Boohemoth's dad and Yoshter Bro

Professor as Dry Bones 

Simon as Curve Bro, Baseball Bro, Doopliss' dad, Ice Bro, Rookie's dad and the Vice President of Sellbot Headquarters 

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Boom Boom, Yoshter Bro, Boomerang Bro and Curve Bro's dad

Diesel as Dry Bone Bro, Mr Boggs, Dry Bones' dad, Boom Boom's dad, Fire Bro's dad, Hammer Bro's dad and Storm Bro's dad

Dallas as Coin Bro, Popple's dad, Dry Bone Bro's dad and Robot Bro

Emma as Popple 

Wiseguy as Boohemoth and the Chief Financial Officer of Cashbot Headquarters 

Tom as Water Bro

Paul as Storm Bro and Egg Bro's dad

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket

Scary voice as Bowser 

Lawrence as Ledge Bro and the Chief Justice of the Lawbot Headquarters  

Young Guy as Baseball Bro's dad

Russell as Water Bro's dad

Kidaroo as Thunder Bro's dad

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