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Phineas T. Ratchet and his friends Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard were feeling grumpy.

Ratchet: Man! We hate Anderson Host!

Dark Bowser: I know Ratchet! He's always annoying! 

Randall: He always gives us detention! It's getting on my nerves!

Razorbeard: Can't he just take a break from giving us detention?

Then Ratchet thought of something.

Ratchet: I know, guys! How about we push him into the crocodile pit! I reckon he's in the zoo looking down to the crocodiles. 

Dark Bowser: That's a good idea, Ratchet! Let's go!

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard went off to the zoo, and then they entered the zoo. Then they saw Anderson Host in front of the crocodile pit.

Ratchet: Time to push Anderson Host into the crocodile pit!

Dark Bowser: Lunchtime, crocs!

Randall: Enjoy your meal!

Razorbeard: Yeah! 

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard pushed Anderson Host towards the crocodile pit.

Anderson Host: Hey!

Anderson Host fell screaming into the crocodile pit. 

Anderson Host: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Anderson Host landed into the water filled with ferocious crocodiles. The crocodiles snapped their jaws and started mauling Anderson Host, and Anderson Host started screaming as he was being eaten alive.

Anderson Host: AARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAH! AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ratchet: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's what he gets for giving us detention for no reason!

Dark Bowser: Hahahahahaha! No more Anderson Host!

Just then, the zookeeper came, and he was very angry.

Zookeeper: Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard, how dare you push Anderson Host into the crocodile pit?! I just heard that you guys are going to do that! Now look down there! Look at his body! It's ruined, and he's been eaten alive by crocodiles! That's it, I'm sending my guards to take you both home to your parents right now! 

The zookeeper called to this guards.

Zookeeper: Guards, take those naughty guys, home! Why? Because they pushed Anderson Host into the crocodile pit! And now Anderson Host's been eaten alive, thanks to those guys! So can you please take them home?

Guard 1: Yes, sir!

Guard 2: Yes, sir!

Guard 3: Yes, sir!

Guard 4: Yes, sir!

The guards sent Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard home in disgrace. Back in Madame Gasket's Chop Shop, Ratchet was sitting on a couch, crying.

Madame Gasket: Oh no! Not my son again! What did he do this time?

Guard 1: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Madame Gasket! Ratchet and his friends Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard just pushed Anderson Host into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles!

Madame Gasket was furious.

Madame Gasket: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Ratchet, how dare you push Anderson Host into the crocodile pit?! Now everyone reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you! That's it, you are in deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep trouble for two months! As for your punishment, I'm sending you to ToonTown! Let's go to ToonTown right now!

Back in Dark Bowser's house, Dark Bowser was sitting on a couch, crying.

Bowser: Oh no! Not our son again! What did he do this time?

Guard 2: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Bowser and Icy Peach! Dark Bowser and his friends Phineas T. Ratchet, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard just pushed Anderson Host into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles!

Bowser and Icy Peach were furious.

Bowser: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Dark Bowser, how dare you push Anderson Host into the crocodile pit?!

Icy Peach: Now everyone reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you!

Bowser: That's it, you are in deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep trouble for two months! 

Icy Peach: As for your punishment, we're sending you to ToonTown! Let's go to ToonTown right now!

Back in Randall's house, Randall was sitting on a couch, crying.

Mr Boggs: Oh no! Not our son again! What did he do this time?

Guard 3: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Mr and Mrs Boggs! Randall and his friends Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser and Razorbeard just pushed Anderson Host into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles!

Mr and Mrs Boggs were furious.

Mr Boggs: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Randall, how dare you push Anderson Host into the crocodile pit?!

Mrs Boggs: Now everyone reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you!

Mr Boggs: That's it, you are in deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep trouble for two months! 

Mrs Boggs: As for your punishment, I'm sending you to ToonTown! Let's go to ToonTown right now!

Back in Razorbeard's house, Razorbeard was sitting on a couch, crying.

Razorbeard's dad: Oh no! Not our son again! What did he do this time?

Guard 4: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Razorbeard's parents! Razorbeard and his friends Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser and Randall Boggs just pushed Anderson Host into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles!

Razorbeard's parents were furious.

Razorbeard's dad: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Razorbeard, how dare you push Anderson Host into the crocodile pit?!

Razorbeard's mum: Now everyone reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you!

Razorbeard's dad: That's it, you are in deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep deep trouble for two months! 

Razorbeard's mum: As for your punishment, I'm sending you to ToonTown! Let's go to ToonTown right now!

Meanwhile, in ToonTown. Ratchet and his mother Madame Gasket arrived at ToonTown. Ratchet was still crying like a baby. 

Madame Gasket: Oh come on, Ratchet! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for pushing Anderson Host into the crocodile pit! And now it's time to teach you a lesson! You deserved to be sent here! Now, let's go to Sellbot Headquarters!

So Madame Gasket sent her naughty son to Sellbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Sellbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the reception where the Vice President was working. 

Vice President: Welcome to Sellbot Headquarters! How may I help you?

Madame Gasket: Well, you see, Ratchet just pushed Anderson Host into the crocodile pit. It was a very bad thing to do that. So I decided to bring him here for his lesson. 

The Vice President was horrified, and he was upset with Ratchet.

Vice President: Ratchet, why the crap would you do such a thing!? That's it, come with me right now! 

Then Ratchet came with the Vice President, and then he entered the cell. Ratchet sat on a bed. 

Vice President: This is your cell! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!

The Vice President left. 

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, I'm going home right now! And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!

Madame Gasket walked away, much to Ratchet's dismay. 

Ratchet: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Meanwhile, in ToonTown. Razorbeard and his parents arrived at ToonTown. Razorbeard was still crying like a baby. 

Razorbeard's dad: Oh come on, Razorbeard! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for pushing Anderson Host into the crocodile pit! And now it's time to teach you a lesson! 

Razorbeard's mum: I agree with your father! You deserved to be sent here! Now, let's go to Lawbot Headquarters again!

So Razorbeard's parents sent their naughty son to Lawbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Lawbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the courtroom where the Chief Justice was working. 

Chief Justice: Welcome to Cashbot Headquarters! How may I help you?

Razorbeard's dad: Well, you see, Razorbeard just pushed Anderson Host into the crocodile pit. It was a very bad thing to do that. 

Razorbeard's mum: So we decided to bring him here for his lesson. 

The Chief Financial Officer was horrified, and he was upset with Razorbeard.

Chief Justice: Razorbeard, you know pushing Anderson Host into the crocodile pit is a very naughty thing to do! That's it, come with me right now! 

Then Razorbeard came with the Chief Justice, and then he entered the cell. Razorbeard sat on a bed. 

Chief Justice: This is your cell! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!

The Chief Justice left. 

Razorbeard's dad: Razorbeard, I'm going home right now!

Razorbeard's mum: And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!

Razorbeard's parents walked away, much to Razorbeard's dismay. 

Razorbeard: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Meanwhile, in ToonTown. Randall and his parents arrived at ToonTown. Randall was still crying like a baby. 

Mr Boggs: Oh come on, Randall! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for pushing Anderson Host into the crocodile pit! And now it's time to teach you a lesson! 

Mrs Boggs: I agree with your father! You deserved to be sent here! Now, let's go to Bossbot Headquarters again!

So Randall's parents sent their naughty son to Bossbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Bossbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the office where the Chief Executive Officer was working. 

Chief Executive Officer: Welcome to Bossbot Headquarters! How may I help you?

Mr Boggs: Well, you see, Randall just pushed Anderson Host into the crocodile pit. It was a very bad thing to do that. 

Mrs Boggs: So we decided to bring him here for his lesson. 

The Chief Executive Officer was horrified, and he was upset with Randall.

Chief Executive Officer: Randall, you know that you're not allowed to push Anderson Host into the crocodile pit! That's it, come with me right now! 

Then Randall came with the Chief Executive Officer, and then he entered the cell. Randall sat on a bed. 

Chief Executive Officer: This is your cell! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!

The Chief Executive Officer left. 

Mr Boggs: Randall, I'm going home right now!

Mrs Boggs: And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!

Randall's parents walked away, much to Randall's dismay. 

Randall: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!

Meanwhile, in ToonTown. Dark Bowser and his parents Bowser and Icy Peach arrived at ToonTown. Dark Bowser was still crying like a baby. 

Bowser: Oh come on, Dark Bowser! Stop crying like a baby! It's your own fault for pushing Anderson Host into the crocodile pit! And now it's time to teach you a lesson! 

Icy Peach: I agree with your father! You deserved to be sent here! Now, let's go to Cashbot Headquarters again!

So Bowser and Icy Peach sent their naughty son to Cashbot Headquarters in disgrace. Later they arrived at Cashbot Headquarters, and they entered it. They arrived at the office where the Chief Financial Officer was working. 

Chief Financial Officer: Welcome to Cashbot Headquarters! How may I help you?

Bowser: Well, you see, Dark Bowser just pushed Anderson Host into the crocodile pit. It was a very bad thing to do that. So we decided to bring him here for his lesson. 

The Chief Financial Officer was horrified, and he was upset with Dark Bowser.

Chief Financial Officer: Dark Bowser, I can't believe you pushed Anderson Host into the crocodile pit! That's it, come with me right now! 

Then Dark Bowser came with the Chief Financial Officer, and then he entered the vault. Dark Bowser sat in front of the heap of moneybags. 

Chief Financial Officer: This is your vault! You will be forced to eat vegetables, watch shows you hate is Code Lyoko, Nature Cat, Kissyfur, Skylanders Academy, Steven Universe, Sesame Street, Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba and furthermore! Enjoy your stay!

The Chief Financial Officer left. 

Bowser: Dark Bowser, I'm going home right now!

Icy Peach: And if you dare escape, you will be in trouble even more!

Bowser and Icy Peach walked away, much to Dark Bowser's dismay. 

Dark Bowser: Nononononononononononono! I can't believe I've got sent here! Can things get any worse? Waaaaaaaaaaa!






CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet, Razorbeard's dad and the Chief Executive Officer of the Bossbot Headquarters  

Alan as Dark Bowser, Razorbeard and Anderson Host

Steven as Randall Boggs

Dallas as Zookeeper and Guard 2

Wiseguy as Guard 1 and the Chief Financial Officer of Cashbot Headquarters 

Eric as Guard 3

Paul as Guard 4

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket

Scary voice as Bowser

Julie as Icy Peach

Diesel as Mr Boggs

Kimberly as Mrs Boggs

Belle as Razorbeard's mum

Simon as the Vice President of Sellbot Headquarters

Lawrence as the Chief Justice of the Lawbot Headquarters 

TRIVIA 

Anderson Host's death is inspired by Scar's death from the Lion King when Scar was mauled to death by the hyenas when he tried to pin the blame of Mufasa's death on them and Zoran Lazarević's death in Uncharted 2: Among Thieves when the Shambhala Guardians tackle Zoran Lazarević down and beat him to death

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