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At the graveyard. Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard walked over to Ernie the Giant Chicken's gravestone.

Ratchet: We're going to revive Ernie the Giant Chicken because Bing Bong killed him. 

Dark Bowser: Let's go revive Ernie! 

So Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard began to revive Bing Bong, and finally they revived him.

Ernie: Yay! I'm back in the real world! Thanks for reviving me, guys!

Ratchet: You're welcome, Ernie!

Dark Bowser: We're sorry that Bing Bong killed you!

Randall: And to make it up to you, you're ungrounded! 

Razorbeard: And also, can you team up with us to take Bing Bong to Ratchet's house and melt him down for next season's upgrades and meat! Let's go teach that guy a lesson!

Suddenly, Bing Bong came, and he was very angry.

Bing Bong: Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard, how dare you revive Ernie the Giant Chicken?! Why did you do that?! That's it, I'm going to kill him again!

Ratchet: Oh no you won't, you stupid geek! You have gone too far, and we're going to kidnap you and send you to the Chop Shop to melt you down into next season's upgrades and meat! 

Bing Bong was horrified.

Bing Bong: NO NO NO NO NO! Please! Don't do that! Don't kidnap me! You can't do this to me! Please no! NOOOOOOO! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ratchet: Too bad! We're going to take you to the Chop Shop right now!

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and Ernie picked up Bing Bong, and carried him around the town. Bing Bong was kicking and screaming.

Bing Bong: RATCHET, LET ME GO! LET ME GO! LET ME GO!

Ratchet: No, we won't let you go!

Dark Bowser: You have gone too far killing Ernie the Giant Chicken! 

Randall: Yeah, that's very naughty of you!

Razorbeard: You can't escape us now!

Ernie: Me and my friends will kill you back like you killed me!

Ratchet: Now it's time to your punishment to come for all your bad actions of what you did!

Then Ratchet and his friends arrived back in the Chop Shop, and they placed Bing Bong on the conveyer belt. 

Dark Bowser: And stay there! 

Ratchet: Time to die, Bing Bong!

Dark Bowser: Yeah! Say goodbye, Bing Bong! 

Then Bing Bong was conveyed towards the Choppers.

Ratchet: Choppers! Chop him! Shred him to pieces!

Choppers including Forge: Yes sir!

Bing Bong: (in Kidaroo voice) NO NO NO NO NO NO! 

Randall: That's right, Choppers! Shred them to pieces!

Razorbeard: Go, Choppers! Go!

Ratchet: Ooh, this is gonna get greasy!

Ernie: Yeah, this guy's gonna be sliced up a ham!

The Choppers began to shred Bing Bong to pieces.

Bing Bong: (in Kidaroo voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Randall: That's it, Choppers! Finish them off!

Razorbeard: Yeah!

Ernie: Destroy him like he destroyed me!

Then Bing Bong was in pieces.

Randall: Yay! Bing Bong's in pieces now!

All the remains of Bing Bong were conveyed towards the furnace.

Dark Bowser: Ha ha ha! That's right! Into the furnace you go! 

The remains of Bing Bong went inside the furnace, and then they were melted down... INTO UPGRADES AND MEAT! Then some upgrades and meat products were conveyed out of the processing tube, and Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and Ernie looked at some upgrades. Then Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and Ernie cheered.

Ratchet: Yay! Bing Bong is dead for good!

Dark Bowser: Yay! No more Bing Bong! That's what he gets for killing Bing Bong!

Ratchet: Now let's get some upgrades and meat! It's all ours now so we use upgrades to make something! Now Bing Bong is gone for good.

Dark Bowser: Yeah, he won't kill anyone!

Ernie: Not even me! Thanks for your help, Ratchet! I couldn't have done it without you four!

Ratchet: Okay, guys! Let's have some meat!

Dark Bowser: Yeah, it looks like a picnic to us!

So Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and Ernie ate some meat all up, and soon they had finished. 

Randall: That's a good meal!

Ernie: Thanks for helping me, guys!

Ratchet: You're welcome, Ernie!

Dark Bowser: Bye Ratchet! We'll see you tomorrow! 

So Dark Bowser, Randall, Razorbeard and Ernie went out of the Chop Shop, and they went back home. 

(We see Madame Gasket angry with a firey background surrounding her)

Madame Gasket: (Scary voice) Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, get over here right now!

(We see Bowser angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Bowser: Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, get over here right now!

(We see Mr Boggs angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Mr Boggs: (Scary voice) Randall, Randall, Randall, Randall, Randall, get over here right now!

(We see Razorbeard's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Razorbeard's dad: (Scary voice) Razorbeard, Razorbeard, Razorbeard, Razorbeard, Razorbeard, get over here right now!

(We see Ernie's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Ernie's dad: (Scary voice) Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, Ernie, get over here right now!

At the lounge of the Chop Shop, Madame Gasket was furious with Ratchet.  

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you revive Ernie the Giant Chicken, kidnap Bing Bong and melt him down into upgrades and meat with Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard?! You know you can't do that!

Ratchet: But mom, Bing Bong deserves it for killing Ernie! 

Madame Gasket: I don't care! You have no right to revive Ernie, kidnap Bing Bong and melt him down into upgrades and meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Ratchet went to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Dark Bowser's house, Bowser and Icy Peach were furious with Dark Bowser.

Bowser: Dark Bowser, how dare you revive Ernie the Giant Chicken, kidnap Bing Bong and melt him down into upgrades and meat with Phineas T. Ratchet, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard?! You know you can't do that!

Dark Bowser: But mum and dad, Bing Bong deserves it for killing Ernie! 

Icy Peach: We don't care! You have no right to revive Ernie, kidnap Bing Bong and melt him down into upgrades and meat!

Bowser: That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Dark Bowser went to his room, crying.

Dark Bowser: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Randall's house, Randall's parents were furious with Randall.

Mr Boggs: Randall, how dare you revive Ernie the Giant Chicken, kidnap Bing Bong and melt him down into upgrades and meat with Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser and Razorbeard?! You know you can't do that!

Randall: But mum and dad, Bing Bong deserves it for killing Ernie! 

Mrs Boggs: We don't care! You have no right to revive Ernie, kidnap Bing Bong and melt him down into upgrades and meat!

Mr Boggs: That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Randall went to his room, crying.

Randall: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Razorbeard's house, Razorbeard's parents were furious with Razorbeard.

Razorbeard's dad: Razorbeard, how dare you revive Ernie the Giant Chicken, kidnap Bing Bong and melt him down into upgrades and meat with Phineas T. Ratchet, Randall Boggs and Randall?! You know you can't do that!

Razorbeard: But mum and dad, Bing Bong deserves it for killing Ernie! 

Razorbeard's mum: We don't care! You have no right to revive Ernie, kidnap Bing Bong and melt him down into upgrades and meat!

Razorbeard's dad: That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Razorbeard went to his room, crying.

Razorbeard: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Ernie's house, Ernie's dad was furious with Ernie.

Ernie's dad: Ernie, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard to kidnap Bing Bong and melt him down into upgrades and meat?! You know you can't do that!

Ernie: But dad, Bing Bong deserves it for killing me! Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall and Razorbeard revived me and that's why I have to get revenge on Bing Bong for killing me!

Ernie's dad: I don't care! You have no right to team up with Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and Razorbeard to kidnap Bing Bong and melt him down into upgrades and meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now!

Ernie went to his room, crying.

Ernie: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!






CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet, Chopper and Razorbeard's dad

Alan as Dark Bowser and Razorbeard

Steven as Randall Boggs and Bing Bong 

Brian as Ernie the Giant Chicken and Chopper

Young Guy as Forge

Eric as Chopper and Ernie's dad 

Paul as Chopper

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket

Scary voice as Bowser

Julie as Icy Peach

Diesel as Mr Boggs 

Kimberly as Mrs Boggs

Belle as Razorbeard's mum 

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