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Phineas T. Ratchet and her mother Madame Gasket met the policeman at the supermarket.

Policeman: Hello, sir. What is your name? 

Ratchet: I'm Phineas T. Ratchet.

The policeman got angry and he raged at Ratchet and Madame Gasket who were horrified.

Policeman: (Kidaroo voice) Ooooooooooooooooh! Phineas T. Ratchet! That is the stupidest name I have ever heard! That's it! Go home right now!

At home, Madame Gasket was very disappointed with Ratchet.

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you have the name Phineas T. Ratchet!

Ratchet: But mom, you named me Phineas T. Ratchet when I was a baby.

Madame Gasket: Actually, when you were just born and created, your first words were "Phineas T. Ratchet". That's why you have that stupid name. You may end up like your father sometimes!

Ratchet: But mom, it's not my fault that my name is Phineas T. Ratchet. It's your fault because you're the one who named me it anyway. 

Madame Gasket: I don't care! You are grounded grounded grounded grounded for 247 years! Go to your room now! 

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket and the Policeman's Angry Voice

Paul as the Policeman

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