In Madame Gasket's Chop Shop, inside the bedroom. Phineas T. Ratchet was talking to his mother Madame Gasket. 

Ratchet: Hey mom!

Madame Gasket: What is it, Ratchet?

Ratchet: Since tomorrow is Mother's Day, can I please buy a Mother's Day card for you?

Madame Gasket: Of course!

Ratchet: Thanks!

Then Ratchet went off to the card store, and he arrived there. Ratchet popped inside the shop to look for a Mother's Day card.

Ratchet: Ugh! I don't like these cards at all! They are not got enough to give to my mother on Mother's Day! I know! I will just go home and make my own Mother's Day card for my mother! 

Ratchet went back to the Chop Shop, and went back to the bedroom where Madame Gasket was waiting.

Madame Gasket: So Ratchet, what Mother's Day card did you get for me? 

Ratchet: Actually, I changed my mind! I decided to make my own Mother's Day card for you instead!

Madame Gasket: Okay, but don't put any bad words on that card or you will be grounded forever.

Ratchet: Okay mom! 

Mother's Day had arrived, and Ratchet began to make a Mother's Day card, and then he had finished it. Ratchet began to take it to the lounge where Madame Gasket was waiting. 

Madame Gasket: Hey mom! Happy Mother's Day!

Madame Gasket was feeling happy.

Madame Gasket: Thanks Ratchet! Is that the Mother's Day card for me? 

Ratchet: Yes! This Mother's Day card is for you! 

Madame Gasket: Oh boy! Let me see it!

Then Ratchet showed Madame Gasket a Mother's Day card, and then Madame Gasket was horrified. The Mother's Day card said Dear Mom, You are the worst f***ing mother in the history on mothers! So go f*** yourself, go burn in h***, go toss yourself in your own melter to melt yourself down for upgrades, and go get crushed by an elevator you stupid f***ing mother! Crappy Mother's Day! Love, Phineas T. Ratchet. 

Madame Gasket was furious and was throwing a fit.

Madame Gasket: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Oh my god Ratchet! How dare you write me a mean Mother's Day card!? How could you do this to your own freaking mother? 

Ratchet: But mom! It was just a joke! I am really sorry!

Madame Gasket: I don't care! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 327825467821457823578235785676894235783578234500000000000000000 years! Go to your room and go to bed now, or else you will end up like your father!

Ratchet went up to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono!


Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet

Kidaroo (as Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket 


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