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In the Chop Shop, Phineas T. Ratchet was feeling happy. 

Ratchet: (in Kidaroo voice) Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! Yes! I'm finally done with the school year! Now I am going to have fun right now because it's summer! Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!  

Then Madame Gasket entered.

Madame Gasket: Hey Ratchet! I just got a phone call from your principal!

Ratchet: What did he say? Did he say I am the best student in class and also said have a wonderful summer?

Madame Gasket was stern. 

Madame Gasket: Actually, he said something else! You are the worst student in the school's history and always gets suspended! And also, he said you are going to summer school! And now your summer is ruined because of your behaviour at school! You will be wearing nappies while you're in summer school! And you will also be grounded while you're in summer school! 

Ratchet was shocked. 

Ratchet: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono! I don't want to go to summer school and wear nappies! If I wear nappies, the students will laugh at me! 

Madame Gasket: Too bad! The principal told me you have to go to summer school! That's why you are wearing nappies! So you will be made fun of! Rules are rules! Now go to summer school and get going! Or else you will end up like your father!

Then Ratchet complied and he lamented.

Ratchet: I wish you didn't exist! 

Later, Ratchet arrived at summer school, and then he got in. Then he slunk into the classroom, and some of the students were there, even Ratchet's friends including Reggie, Randall Boggs and Dark Bowser. Ratchet, Reggie, Randall and Dark Bowser were peeved.

Ratchet: Why do we have to go to summer school! My summer is ruined thanks to my principal from my school year said that I have to go to summer school! 

Dark Bowser: I know! I hate summer school! My parents forced me to go to summer school because I always keep getting into trouble at home, school, and everywhere!

Randall: I was looking forward to go to the beach and make sandcastles during the summer! But no! My principal from my school year said that I have to go to summer school! 

Reggie: And I was looking forward to go to the beach and make sandcastles during the summer too! But no! My principal from my school year said that I have to go to summer school! 

Then Weatherstar4000video came and he shut the door, and then he announced to the students. 

Weatherstar4000video: Okay class! I am Weatherstar4000video, and I will be your teacher for the summer. You guys have math, reading, science, social studies, lunch, homework, and then you will be dismissed. 

Ratchet: Wait! It's summer! We don't have homework! 

Weatherstar4000video scolded Ratchet, Reggie, Randall and Dark Bowser. 

Weatherstar4000video: Well you guys have been bad. So that's why you will have homework every day, even in the weekends. And also, there is no free time in summer school except for reading. Sorry. Also, there is a long summer school time. Summer school is from 7'o clock a.m. to 4:30 p.m.. So after lunch, you will do so much work for the rest of summer school every day. OK, jeez! 

Then Weatherstar4000video stopped scowling, and he announced to the students.

Weatherstar4000video: Anyways, class. Get out your new math books. 

Then the students got out their new math books, and then Ratchet threw his new math book at Weatherstar4000video's face, and Ratchet's new math book landed on Weatherstar4000video's desk. 

Weatherstar4000video: Ouch! My face! Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! 

Weatherstar4000video was annoyed with Ratchet, who was horrified.

Weatherstar4000video: Ratchet, how dare you throw your math book at my face?! That's it, you get a strike! Two more strikes and you are going to the principal's office! 

Then Weatherstar4000video gave Ratchet's math book back to Ratchet, and then he went back to announce to the students.

Weatherstar4000video: Alright class. Sorry about that, I was going to say in the math books you will do division. 

Ratchet was offended, and Weatherstar4000video looked horrified.

Ratchet: What?! I am terrible at division! I wish division never existed!

Weatherstar4000video got annoyed at Ratchet, who was horrified. 

Weatherstar4000video: Oooooooooooooh! Ratchet, how dare you wish division never existed?! That's it, that is strike two! One strike more and you are going to the principal's office! 

Then Weatherstar4000video stopped getting annoyed, and he continued announcing to the students.

Weatherstar4000video: Alright class. Sorry about that, now open your math books and start doing division. 

Ratchet: No way! That's it! I am throwing this math book out the window! 

Ratchet threw his math book at the window, and Weatherstar4000video was horrified. The math book crashed the window glass and went out of the window. Five good students Mario, Luigi, Mike Wazowski, Sulley and Celia Mae were horrified. 

Weatherstar4000video got extremely angry at Ratchet, who was horrified, and he threw a fit. 

Weatherstar4000video: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Ratchet, how dare you throw your math book at the window and break the window?! That window costed 750 dollars! That's it, strike three! March to the principal's office right now! 

Then Ratchet did as he was told and marched to the principal's office. Later, he entered the principal's office, and Ratchet saw none other than Principal Eric who turned out to be the principal for the summer. Principal Eric was dismayed, and then he was indignant. 

Principal Eric: Oh no! Not you again, Ratchet! But - why - are - you - here - this - time!? 

Ratchet: I threw my math book at the teacher's face, and then I said I wish division never existed, and then I threw my math book at the window and broke the window! 

Principal Eric was furious and he threw a fit. 

Principal Eric: Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr! Lawson, I cannot believe you did all of that in summer school! That's it, I am giving you a detention slip!

Principal Eric gave Ratchet a detention slip, and Ratchet was dismayed. 

Ratchet: Nononononononononononononononononononononononononononononono! Not detention! 

Principal Eric: Too bad! Now go to detention right now!

Then Ratchet went off to detention. Then Ratchet entered the detention room, and he saw Mr Dallas and Anderson Host. Then he sat at the desk. 

Anderson Host: Welcome to detention. Me and Mr Dallas will be your detention teachers for the summer. There will be no talking, no sleeping, no chewing gum, no playing on the computer, no making faces, no whistling, no listening to music, no yelling, and no burping or farting. 

Ratchet was annoyed, and Mr Dallas and Anderson Host were horrified.

Ratchet: This really sucks! We have Anderson Host and Mr Dallas as the detention teachers for the summer, and Mr Dallas is a n*****!

Mr Dallas and Anderson Host were annoyed, and Mr Dallas threw a fit. 

Mr Dallas: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Ratchet, how dare you call me the n-word?! That's it, you will be... 

Ratchet cut Mr Dallas off by throwing two desks at him and Anderson Host, much to their shock. Two desks knocked Mr Dallas and Anderson Host out, and Mr Dallas and Anderson Host were injured. 

Mr Dallas and Anderson Host: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow!

Then Principal Eric came, and Ratchet was horrified.

Ratchet: Oh no! 

Principal Eric: Ratchet, I cannot believe you threw the desks at Mr Dallas and Anderson Host! That's it, you are suspended from the summer school until the last day of it! 

On the last day of summer school, Weatherstar4000video had an announcement. 

Weatherstar4000video: OK class. Today is the last day of summer school, so we are going to be doing grades that you got through summer school. If you get an A, you will get three weeks off and you will move up. If you get a B, you will get two days off and you will move up. If you get a C, you will move back a grade for six months. If you get a D, you will move a grade and redo the whole thing. And if you get an F, you will be suspended for a year and redo the whole grade again the next year after the suspension of yours first. Alright now, here are your grades. 

Mario and Luigi had got an A.

Mario: Hooray! Me and Luigi got an A! That means we get three weeks off and move up a grade!

Weatherstar4000video: That's right, Mario and Luigi! You two did awesome in summer school! You two will get three weeks off and move up a grade! Go to the principal's office!

Then Mario and Luigi went to the principal's office. Mike, Sulley and Celia had got a B. 

Mike: Yes! Me, Sulley and Celia got a B! This means we get two days off and move up a grade!

Weatherstar4000video: Correct, Mikey, Sulley and Celia! You three did a good job in summer school doing your work! Go to the principal's office! 

Then Mike, Sulley and Celia went to the principal's office. Reggie had got a C.

Reggie; What the heck! I got a C! This means I move back a grade for six months!

Weatherstar4000video felt disappointed. 

Weatherstar4000video: That's right, Reggie! You did bad in summer school. This means you will move back a grade for sixth months. Go to the principal's office right now. 

Then Reggie went tothe principal's office. Dark Bowser and Randall Boggs had got an A, much to Weatherstar4000video's horror. 

Dark Bowser: Yes! Me and Randall got an A like Mario and Luigi!

Weatherstar4000video: Wait a minute! Dark Bowser and Randall, how in the world did you get an A like Mario and Luigi? 

Randall: We snuck into the copy room and changed our grade from D to an A!

Weatherstar4000video got annoyed with Dark Bowser and Randall.

Weatherstar4000video: Dark Bowser and Randall, one does not simply sneak down into the copy room and changed their grades! You have a D, and not an A! So you two are going to move back a grade and redo the whole thing! Go to the principal's office right now, and I hope you've learned your strict lesson!

Then Dark Bowser and Randall went to the principal's office. Ratchet had got an F. Weatherstar4000video started seething. 

Ratchet: Um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um um! I got an F! Can you please give me one more chance?

Weatherstar4000video lost his temper and he was mad at Lawson and was throwing a fit.

Weatherstar4000video: (Your voice) Absolutely never in a million years! Ratchet, you have been the worst student in summer school! You are suspended for a whole year! And after your one-year suspension, you will redo the whole grade! Now get out of here, and go to the principal's office - now! 

Then Lawson went out of the classroom. crying.

Ratchet: Nnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Then Ratchet entered the principal's office, and Principal Eric was indignant.

Principal Eric: Oh great! It's you again, Ratchet! But - what - brings - you - here - now!

Ratchet: I got an F!

Principal Eric was horrified, and then he was furious with Ratchet.

Principal Eric: (Wiseguy voice) Oh my freaking god! Ratchet, I cannot believe you got an F! That's it, you're suspended for a whole year! And after your one-year suspension, you will redo the whole grade! Get out right now!

Then Ratchet went out of Principal Eric's office, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in the Chop Shop, Madame Gasket was furious with Ratchet.

Madame Gasket: Ratchet! I cannot believe you got an F at summer school and got suspended for a whole year and you redo the whole grade on the next year! That does it! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded forever! Now go to your room right now and never ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever ever come out again!

Then Ratchet went up to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa! 






CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Ratchet's happy voice and Madame Gasket

Alan as Dark Bowser and Anderson Host

Steven as Randall Boggs, Reggie and Mike Wazowski

Joey as Weatherstar4000video

Eric as Principal Eric

Dallas as Mr Dallas

Brian as Mario

Your voice as Weatherstar4000video's angry voice

Wiseguy as Principal Eric's angry voice

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