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At the Chop Shop, Phineas T. Ratchet was getting annoyed.

Ratchet: Man! That stupid baron by the name of Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol have gone too far! He makes prisoners stay in their fortress for no reason! There is some way I can teach Praxis and Errol a teach a lesson. But... (in Jak's voice) I'm gonna kill Praxis!

Then Ratchet thought of something.

Ratchet: I know, I will kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol and melt them down into next season's upgrades and meat. But first, I will call my friend Dark Bowser.

Then Ratchet picked up a phone and he called Dark Bowser.

Ratchet: Hello, Dark Bowser!

Dark Bowser: You called?

Ratchet: I've come to tell you this that Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol have been keeping forcing prisoners to stay in their fortress until they die! We're going to take them to my house to melt them down into next season's upgrades and meat. We're going to work together as a team! Can you call Randall Boggs, Leopold Slikk and his Jake, so we can work together to get rid of Praxis and Errol!

Dark Bowser: Okay! Thanks for telling me! Bye!

Ratchet: Bye!

Then later, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Leopold Slikk the Angry German Kid and his friend Jake came to Ratchet.

Ratchet: Okay! We're going to work together as a team! That Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol have been making prisoners have been keeping anyone as prisoners for no reason at all. We;re going to take them here and melt them down into next season's upgrades and meat! So who's with me?

Dark Bowser: I am! 

Randall: I am!

Leopold: I  am!

Jake: I am!

Ratchet: Good! Let's go to the Baron's fortress now!

Then Ratchet and his friends went off to the Baron's fortress, and then they arrived there. They went inside it and then they confronted Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol in the prison chamber. 

Ratchet: Company! Baron Praxis!

Praxis: Ratchet, what do you want for us now?

Errol: Yeah, what do you want for us now, robot freak?

Ratchet: So you're the fat guy who's been making all the trouble for any of people.

Praxis pointed at Dark Bowser, Randall, Leopold and Jake.

Praxis: Who are these losers?

Ratchet: We, sir, have come to watch you suffer, you mean dictator.

Dark Bowser: And you shall be defeated by the very people...

Randall: ...that you messed with, tried to arrest...

Leopold: ...capture, poach...

Jake: ...and catch for no reason at all.

Dark Bowser: Yeah, because there's five of us and only two of you. 

Jake: There's five of us and... six, seven, eight, nine...

Randall: Did you count that one? 

Ratchet: I think so.

Dark Bowser: So do I.

Dark Bowser, Randall, Leopold and Jake started moving around.

Ratchet: Could you all stop moving around?! It's so frustrating!

Praxis: We think I counted one of you twice!

Dark Bowser: While you're at it, count these. 

Randall: As soon as we're done with you.

Leopold: These hit the streets.

Jake: This is the last day any victim will ever see. 

Ratchet: Let's go to the Chop Shop right now, Praxis and Errol! We're going to kidnap you and send you to the Chop Shop to melt you down into next season's upgrades and meat.

Praxis: NO NO NO NO NO! Please! Don't do that!

Errol: Don't kidnap us! WAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ratchet: Too bad! We're going to take you to the Chop Shop right now!

Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall, Leopold and Jake picked up Praxis and Errol, and carried them around the town. Praxis and Errol were kicking and screaming.

Praxis: RATCHET, LET US GO! LET US GO! LET US GO!

Errol: PLEASE LET US GO NOW!

Ratchet: No, we won't let you go!

Dark Bowser: You have done too far keeping people as prisoners for no reason at all. You've been torturing them and turning them into Dark Eco Warriors! 

Leopold: Yeah, that's very naughty of you!

Errol: WE'LL NEVER DO THAT AGAIN, WE PROMISE!

Praxis: BUT GUYS, I ONLY WANTED TO TURN MY PRISONERS INTO MY WARRIORS TO DESTROY METAL HEADS! WE WILL BEHAVE, WE SWEAR! WE'RE REALLY SORRY!

Randall: Your apologies aren't good enough, and will not be accepted!

Jake: This time the pair of you have gone too far. 

Ratchet: Now it's time to your punishment to come for all your bad actions of what you did!

Then Ratchet and his friends arrived back in the Chop Shop, and they placed Praxis and Errol on the conveyer belt. 

Ratchet: Stay on the conveyer belt, the Choppers are going to shred you both into pieces. The Choppers are my mother's employees and mine too. They're stronger than Metal Heads, but you can't destroy them. They're tough! Time to die, Praxis and Errol! 

Then Praxis and Errol were conveyed towards the Choppers.

Praxis: Oh no! Who are these things!?

Errol: They're Choppers!

Praxis: Oh no! They're stronger than Metal Heads! We better get out of this terrible place!

Errol: I agree! Let's get out of here!

Ratchet: Choppers! Chop them! Shred them to pieces!

Choppers including Forge: Yes sir!

Praxis: (in Kidaroo voice) NO NO NO NO NO NO! WE'RE DOOMED, ERROL! WE'RE DOOMED!

Errol: (in Kidaroo voice) NO, CHOPPERS! DON'T SHRED US TO PIECES! NO NO NO NO NO!

The Choppers began to shred Praxis and Errol to pieces.

Praxis and Errol: (in Kidaroo voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Then Praxis and Errol were in pieces, and then all the remains of Praxis and Errol were conveyed towards the furnace and went inside it. The remains of Praxis and Errol were melted down... INTO NEXT SEASON'S UPGRADES AND MEAT! Then some meat products including steak were conveyed out of the processing tube, and Ratchet looked at some meat products. Then Ratchet cheered.

Ratchet: Yay! Praxis and Errol are dead for good! Now everyone can eat meat!

Then Ratchet began to thank his friends. 

Ratchet: Thanks for helping me get rid of Praxis and Errol!

Dark Bowser: It was no sweat!

Randall: That was one heck of a battle!

Leopold: We worked together as a team!

Jake: I agree, it's teamwork that counts!

Then Dark Bowser, Randall, Leopold and his friend Jake went home.

(We see Madame Gasket angry with a firey background surrounding her)

Madame Gasket: (Scary voice) Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, get over here right now!

(We see Bowser angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Bowser: Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, Dark Bowser, get over here right now!

(We see Mr Boggs angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Mr Boggs: (Scary voice) Randall, Randall, Randall, Randall, Randall, get over here right now!

(We see Harold Slikk angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Harold: (Scary voice) Leopold, Leopold, Leopold, Leopold, Leopold, get over here right now!

(We see Jake's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Jake's dad: (Scary voice) Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, Jake, get over here right now!

Back in the Chop Shop, at the lounge, Madame Gasket was annoyed with her son Ratchet. 

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol and melt them down in next season's upgrades and meat! with your friends Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Leopold Slikk and his friend Jake? You know you can't do that! You know that Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol are bosses of the KG Fortress and you're not allowed to melt down any fortress boss at all! What has gotten into you?

Ratchet: But mom, Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol have gone too far keeping anyone as prisoners for no reason, torturing them and turning them into Dark Eco Warriors, and me, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs, Leopold Slikk and his friend Jake have to bring Praxis and Errol here to melt them down into next season's upgrades and meat. 

Madame Gasket: I don't care! You still have no right to kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol to bring them here to melt them down into next season's upgrades! I've got a phone call from one of the Krimzon Guards who told me that you and your friends kidnapped Baron Praxis and Errol, and you just melted Baron Praxis and Errol into next season's upgrades and meat. Now the Krimzon Guards are mourning about their leaders' death, and the KG Fortress is going out of business, thanks to you! That's it, you're grounded grounded grounded for a whole month! Your punishment is to watch The Lion King franchise for the rest of the month!

Ratchet: No no no no no no no! Not The Lion King! Anything but The Lion King!

Madame Gasket: I don't care! Now go to your room and start thinking about watching The Lion King franchise! On the double!

Ratchet went to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! This is so unfair!

Madame Gasket: You know what's unfair! Melting Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol down into next season's upgrades and meat! That's why!

Back in Dark Bowser's house, at the lounge, Bowser and Ice Princess were annoyed with their son Dark Bowser. 

Bowser: Dark Bowser, how dare you kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol and melt them down in next season's upgrades and meat! with your friends Phineas T. Ratchet, Randall Boggs, Leopold Slikk and his friend Jake? You know you can't do that! You know that Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol are bosses of the KG Fortress and you're not allowed to melt down any fortress boss at all! What has gotten into you?

Dark Bowser: But mum and dad, Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol have gone too far keeping anyone as prisoners for no reason, torturing them and turning them into Dark Eco Warriors, and me, Phineas T. Ratchet, Randall Boggs, Leopold Slikk and his friend Jake have to bring Praxis and Errol to Ratchet's house to melt them down into next season's upgrades and meat. 

Ice Princess: I don't care! You still have no right to kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol to bring them here to melt them down into next season's upgrades!

Bowser: We've got a phone call from one of the Krimzon Guards who told me that you and your friends kidnapped Baron Praxis and Errol, and you just melted Baron Praxis and Errol into next season's upgrades and meat.

Ice Princess: Now the Krimzon Guards are mourning about their leaders' death, and the KG Fortress is going out of business, thanks to you!

Bowser: That's it, you're grounded grounded grounded for a whole month! Your punishment is to watch The Lion King franchise for the rest of the month!

Dark Bowser: No no no no no no no! Not The Lion King! Anything but The Lion King!

Bowser: We don't care! Now go to your room and start thinking about watching The Lion King franchise! On the double!

Dark Bowser went to his room, crying.

Dark Bowser: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! This is so unfair!

Bowser: You know what's unfair! Melting Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol down into next season's upgrades and meat! That's why!

Back in the Boggs's house, at the lounge, Randall's parents were annoyed with their son Randall Boggs. 

Mr Boggs: Randall, how dare you kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol and melt them down in next season's upgrades and meat! with your friends Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Leopold Slikk and his friend Jake? You know you can't do that! You know that Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol are bosses of the KG Fortress and you're not allowed to melt down any fortress boss at all! What has gotten into you?

Randall: But mum and dad, Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol have gone too far keeping anyone as prisoners for no reason, torturing them and turning them into Dark Eco Warriors, and me, Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Leopold Slikk and his friend Jake have to bring Praxis and Errol to Ratchet's house to melt them down into next season's upgrades and meat. 

Mrs Boggs: We don't care! You still have no right to kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol to bring them here to melt them down into next season's upgrades!

Mr Boggs: We've got a phone call from one of the Krimzon Guards who told me that you and your friends kidnapped Baron Praxis and Errol, and you just melted Baron Praxis and Errol into next season's upgrades and meat.

Mrs Boggs: Now the Krimzon Guards are mourning about their leaders' death, and the KG Fortress is going out of business, thanks to you!

Mr Boggs: That's it, you're grounded grounded grounded for a whole month! Your punishment is to watch The Lion King franchise for the rest of the month!

Randall: No no no no no no no! Not The Lion King! Anything but The Lion King!

Mr Boggs: We don't care! Now go to your room and start thinking about watching The Lion King franchise! On the double!

Randall went to his room, crying.

Randall: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! This is so unfair!

Mr Boggs: You know what's unfair! Melting Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol down into next season's upgrades and meat! That's why!

Back in Leopold Slikk's house, at the lounge, Harold Slikk was annoyed with his son Leopold Slikk. 

Harold: Leopold, how dare you kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol and melt them down in next season's upgrades and meat! with your friends Phineas. T Ratchet Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and your friend Jake? You know you can't do that! You know that Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol are bosses of the KG Fortress and you're not allowed to melt down any fortress boss at all! What has gotten into you?

Leopold: But dad, Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol have gone too far keeping anyone as prisoners for no reason, torturing them and turning them into Dark Eco Warriors, and me, Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and my friend Jake have to bring Praxis and Errol to Ratchet's house to melt them down into next season's upgrades and meat. 

Harold: I don't care! You still have no right to kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol to bring them here to melt them down into next season's upgrades! I've got a phone call from one of the Krimzon Guards who told me that you and your friends kidnapped Baron Praxis and Errol, and you just melted Baron Praxis and Errol into next season's upgrades and meat. Now the Krimzon Guards are mourning about their leaders' death, and the KG Fortress is going out of business, thanks to you! That's it, you're grounded grounded grounded for a whole month! Your punishment is to watch The Lion King franchise for the rest of the month!

Leopold: No no no no no no no! Not The Lion King! Anything but The Lion King!

Harold: I don't care! Now go to your room and start thinking about watching The Lion King franchise! On the double!

Leopold went to his room, crying.

Leopold: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! This is so unfair!

Harold: You know what's unfair! Melting Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol down into next season's upgrades and meat! That's why!

Back in Jake's house, at the lounge, Jake's dad was annoyed with his son Jake. 

Jake's dad: Jake, how dare you kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol and melt them down in next season's upgrades and meat! with your friends Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and your friend Leopold Slikk? You know you can't do that! You know that Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol are bosses of the KG Fortress and you're not allowed to melt down any fortress boss at all! What has gotten into you?

Jake: But dad, Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol have gone too far keeping anyone as prisoners for no reason, torturing them and turning them into Dark Eco Warriors, and me, Phineas T. Ratchet, Dark Bowser, Randall Boggs and my friend Leopold Slikk have to bring Praxis and Errol to Ratchet's house to melt them down into next season's upgrades and meat. 

Jake's dad: I don't care! You still have no right to kidnap Baron Praxis and Errol to bring them here to melt them down into next season's upgrades! I've got a phone call from one of the Krimzon Guards who told me that you and your friends kidnapped Baron Praxis and Errol, and you just melted Baron Praxis and Errol into next season's upgrades and meat. Now the Krimzon Guards are mourning about their leaders' death, and the KG Fortress is going out of business, thanks to you! That's it, you're grounded grounded grounded for a whole month! Your punishment is to watch The Lion King franchise for the rest of the month!

Jake: No no no no no no no! Not The Lion King! Anything but The Lion King

Jake's dad: I don't care! Now go to your room and start thinking about watching The Lion King franchise! On the double!

Jake went to his room, crying.

Jake: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa! This is so unfair!

Jake's dad: You know what's unfair! Melting Baron Praxis and his assistant Errol down into next season's upgrades and meat! That's why!

CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet

Alan as Dark Bowser

Steven as Randall Boggs

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Leopold Slikk (Angry German Kid)

Joey as Jake 

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket, Baron Praxis's screaming voice and Errol's screaming voice 

Young Guy as Forge

Eric as Chopper and Errol

Paul as Chopper

Dave as Chopper 

Brian as Chopper

Scary voice as Bowser, Madame Gasket's angry voice, Mr Boggs's angry voice, Harold Slikk's angry voice and Jake's angry voice

Julie as Ice Princess 

Kimberly as Mrs Boggs

Wiseguy as Harold Slikk (Angry German Kid's dad)

Diesel as Mr Boggs and Jake's dad

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