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In Madame Gasket's Chop Shop, at the lounge, Phineas T. Ratchet was bored.

Ratchet: Man! I hate Superman so much! I really hate that show so much like my mother hates Bigweld so much. Bigweld always torments her at work. Superman's bad as Bigweld! What shall I do? I know, I will kill Superman!

Then Ratchet went off to find Superman, and later he reached Superman's house. 

Then Ratchet looked up to the jet where Superman was onboard. The he inspected Superman's car. 

Ratchet: I'm going to throw Superman's car at the jet to knock Superman off balance! Hahahahaha!

Ratchet picked up Superman's car, and he threw it at the jet, knocking Superman off balance. CRASH! Superman fell backwards.

Superman: AAAAAH!

Then Superman landed on the jet's left wing in front of its turbine, and then he realised he was in great danger. 

Superman: Oh no! I better escape before I'm doomed!

Superman frantically tried to climb away from the turbine that was pulling him by his cape, desperate to save himself, but his cape then got caught in the turbine that began to suck him in.

Superman: (in Kidaroo voice) AAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

The turbine sucked Superman in (echoing a scene from The Incredibles regarding the dangers of wearing a cape told by Edna), killing the superhero (similar to the last stand of Syndrome from The Incredibles) and destroying his jet in a resulting explosion. BANG! The raining pieces of the jet flew down to Superman's house, and crashed into it. CRASH! Superman's house was blown up. Ratchet cheered.

Ratchet: Yay! I killed Superman! And he's dead for good!

Back home, Madame Gasket was furious with Ratchet. 

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you kill Superman!? He is one of my favourite superheroes! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Go to your room now!

Ratchet went up to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet 

Eric as Superman

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket and Superman's screaming voice

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