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Phineas T. Ratchet had a naughty plan.

Ratchet: I'm going to push Chris Thorndyke into the crocodile pit! I reckon he's in the zoo looking down to the crocodiles. 

Ratchet went off to the zoo, and then he entered the zoo. Then he saw Chris Thorndyke in front of the crocodile pit.

Ratchet: Time to push Chris into the crocodile pit! Lunchtime, crocs!

Ratchet pushed Chris towards the crocodile pit.

Chris: Hey!

Chris fell screaming into the crocodile pit. 

Chris: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Chris landed into the water filled with ferocious crocodiles. The crocodiles snapped their jaws and started mauling Chris, and Chris started screaming as he was being eaten alive.

Chris: AARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAH! AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Ratchet: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's what he gets for hanging out with Sonic and his friends or being a little brothet to Azura!

Just then, the zookeeper came, and he was very angry.

Zookeeper: Ratchet, how dare you push Chris into the crocodile pit?! I just heard that you are going to do that! Now look down there! Look at his body! It's ruined, and he's been eaten alive by crocodiles! That's it, I'm taking you home to your parents right now!

The zookeeper sent Ratchet home in disgrace. Back in the Chop Shop, Ratchet was sitting on a couch, crying, and Madame Gasket was dismayed.

Madame Gasket: Oh no! Not my son again! What did he do this time?

Zookeeper: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this,  Madame Gasket! Ratchet just pushed Chris into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles! 

Madame Gasket was furious.

Madame Gasket: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Ratchet, how dare you push Chris into the crocodile pit?! Now everyone including Azura reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you! That's it, you're grounded. grounded, grounded for three weeks! Go to your room right now!

Ratchet went to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!







CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet

Eric as Chris Thorndyke 

Dallas as Zookeeper

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket






TRIVIA




Chris' death is inspired by Scar's death from the Lion King when Scar was mauled to death by the hyenas when he tried to pin the blame of Mufasa's death on them and Zoran Lazarević's death in Uncharted 2: Among Thieves when the Shambhala Guardians tackle Zoran Lazarević down and beat him to death

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