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At the processing room of Madame Gasket's Chop Shop, Phineas. T Ratchet had a plan.

Ratchet: I am going to sing about the Fat Controller. But first, I will invite Leopold Slikk, Jake, Owen, Diesel Busters, Macuscoper and the others in. 

Then Ratchet invited Leopold Slikk, Jake, Owen, Diesel Busters, Macuscoper and the others came, and he brought a disco dance floor and the disco ball to the processing area.  

Ratchet: Okay everyone! Let's sing along!

Then Ratchet and his friends began to dance along. 

Fat Controller, can't he do it?

Fat Controller, no he can't!

Thomas, Percy, Gordon, Diesel too!

Duck, James, Toby, Edward too!

Fat and the gang have sex all day.

Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha! Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha!

Fat Controller, can't he do it?

Fat Controller, no he can't!

Ratchet: That was fun, isn't it?

Just then, the enraged Madame Gasket came. 

Ratchet: Oh no! It's my mom!

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you make a song about the Fat Controller!? You know it's disrespectful! 

Ratchet: But mom, I like making fun of the Fat Controller.

Madame Gasket: I don't give a s***! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for 99 billion 500 trillion years! Go to your room now!

Then Ratchet went up to his room crying. 

Madame Gasket: And as for the rest of you! Get out of my Chop Shop now or I'll chase you all with a mace! 

Then the party dancers ran out of the Chop Shop as fast as they can. 

Madame Gasket began to remove the disco ball and the dance floor, and he locked them all up in the vault. 

Madame Gasket: Ratchet is never allowed to use the disco ball and the dance floor in here ever again!



CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket

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