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(Inspired by The Enormous Crocodile)

At the town, Phineas T. Ratchet and Dark Bowser were feeling grumpy about the Super Mario Bros.

Ratchet: Man! We have the Super Mario Bros so much!

Dark Bowser: I know! They get us into trouble with our trouble! They're the worst guys ever! What shall we do, Ratchet?

Ratchet: I know! We'll throw them up to the sun!

Dark Bowser: That's a good idea, Ratchet! Let's do it! It's inspired by the Enormous Crocodile where Trunky throws the Enormous Crocodile up to the sun! I reckon Mario and Luigi are at the park.

So Ratchet and Dark Bowser went off to the park. Then they entered the park, and they walked over to the spot where Mario and Luigi were standing, and quick as a flash Ratchet picked Mario up by his leg and hoisted him up into the air. Dark Bowser picked Luigi up by his leg and hoisted him up into the air.

Mario: Hey! Let us go!

Luigi: Let us go right now!

Mario and Luigi: LET US GO! LET US GO!

Ratchet: No. We won't let you go.

Dark Bowser: You got us into trouble with our teacher for the last time. Now it's time for your punishment.

Ratchet and Dark Bowser began to swing Mario and Luigi round and round in the air. At first, they swung them slowly. Then they swung them faster... AND FASTER, AND FASTER, AND FASTER STILL... soon Mario and Luigi were just blurry circles going round and round Ratchet and Dark Bowser's heads. 

Suddenly, Ratchet and Dark Bowser let go of Mario and Luigi's legs, and Mario and Luigi went shooting high up into the sky like huge rockets. Up and up they went... HIGHER and HIGHER...FASTER and FASTER. They were going so fast and so high that soon the earth was just a tiny dot miles below. They whizzed on and on. They whizzed far into space. Thye whizzed past the moon. They whizzed past stars and planets. Until at last...

With the most tremendous BANG! Mario and Luigi crashed headfirst into the hot hot sun. And they were sizzled up like sausages! Then two sausages fell back to Ratchet and Dark Bowser, and they ate them up. 

Ratchet: Mmm, nice sausages! That's a good meal!

Dark Bowser: I agree, Ratchet! That's a good meal!

Then Ratchet and Dark Bowser cheered. 

Ratchet: Yaaaaaay! Mario and Luigi are dead for good!

Dark Bowser: Yeah! No more Mario and Luigi!

Back in the Chop Shop, Madame Gasket scolded Ratchet.

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you throw Mario and Luigi up to the hot sun!? You know you can't do that at all! I've got a call from Princess Peach and Princess Daisy! They're crying about their boyfriends! And where did you get the idea from?

Ratchet: Um, um, um, Dark Bowser and I got the idea from the Roald Dahl book The Enormous Crocodile where Trunky throws the Enormous Crocodile up to the sun. We really hate Mario and Luigi, because they get us into trouble with our teacher.

Madame Gasket: I don't care! Now everyone's reacting to Mario and Luigi's deaths, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole month with no computer! Go to your room right now, and don't think about going on a computer! 

Ratchet went up to his room, crying.

Ratchet: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Dark Bowser's house, Bowser scolded Dark Bowser.

Bowser: Dark Bowser, how dare you throw Mario and Luigi up to the hot sun!? You know you can't do that at all! I've got a call from Princess Peach and Princess Daisy! They're crying about their boyfriends! And where did you get the idea from?

Dark Bowser: Um, um, um, Ratchet and I got the idea from the Roald Dahl book The Enormous Crocodile where Trunky throws the Enormous Crocodile up to the sun. We really hate Mario and Luigi, because they get us into trouble with our teacher.

Bowser: I don't care! Now everyone's reacting to Mario and Luigi's deaths, thanks to you! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for a whole month with no computer! Go to your room right now, and don't think about going on a computer! 

Dark Bowser went up to his room, crying.

Dark Bowser: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



CAST

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet

Alan as Dark Bowser

Brian as Mario

Steven as Luigi

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket

Scary voice as Bowser

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