- Pac-Man: Man! What a nice day!
- (Pac-Man sees Phineas T. Ratchet)
- Pac-Man: Hi, Phineas T. Ratchet, how are you?
- Phineas T. Ratchet: I hate you, jerk! I'm going to punch your nose!
- Pac-Man: (screams no in Luke Skywalker's voice)
- Pac-Man: (screams in Mike Wazowski's voice) Ouch! My nose! Ms.!
- Ms. Pac-Man: What is it, Pac.
- Pac-Man: Phineas T. Ratchet punched my nose very hard, it's bleeding.
- Ms. Pac-Man: Let me see your nose.
- (She checks his nose)
- Ms. Pac-Man: Aw! Poor thing! I will get the bandage for your nose and rest in bed, ok?
- Pac-Man: Sure, hon, ground Phineas T. Ratchet for that.
- Ms. Pac-Man: Phineas T. Ratchet, how dare you punch my husband, Pac-Man's nose! That's it! I'm calling your mom, Madame Gasket for that!
- Phineas T. Ratchet: (crying in Eric Cartman's voice)
- Madame Gasket: Phineas T. Ratchet, how dare you punch Pac-Man's nose! You know punching someone in the noses is not a right thing to do! That's it! You're grounded for 7 weeks without Unreal Tournament 3. Go to your room right now!
- Phineas T. Ratchet: (screams no in Buddy the Elf's voice)
Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet
Steven as Pac-Man
Julie as Ms. Pac-Man
Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket
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