Randall J. Weems is the resident snitch of Third Street School. He has had a few episodes based around him, including: "Randall's Friends," "Randall's Reform," "Stand Up Randall," and "Prince Randall." He is a recurring theme on the playground, often as the antagonist of the story. He has been seen being physically attacked by Spinelli on several occasions, on whom he is said to have a crush.
He is in the Fourth Grade (later the Fifth) and spends most of his time with Miss Finster or spying for her. Just about every kid that inhabits the playground has a strong contempt for him - due to his job as a snitch.
Miss Finster trusts Randall more than anyone and even entrusted Randall with a personal key to the playground ball storage room, which he has been known to abuse.
Father: Leonard Weems
Mother: Mrs Weems
Friends: Miss Finster, Principal Prickly, Miss Grotke, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg, Gus Griswald, Menlo, the Ashleys, Scribe Kid, Jordan and Jerome, King Bob and other Third Street School students
Enemies: Earwin Lawson, Gelman, Conrad Mundy, Greg Skeens, Sue Bob Murphy, Lazy Kid, Chucko Kowalski, Jocko, Buster, Cheay, Koreo and Kurst the Worst
Likes: Snitching, spying on bullies, behaving children and snitching on troublemakers, particularly Lawson
Dislikes: Being unpopular, being retired, misbehaving children, students cussing, being framed by troublemakers, beaten up by bullies especially Lawson and Gelman, being fired by Miss Finster and let Miss Finster down