Randall Weems Mocks Lawson/Lawson Gets Grounded is a video by Kosta Karatzovalis as part of the Recessverse, published on January 9th 2020
- Randall Weems, Erwin Lawson-Eric
- Menlo and Leonard Weems-Paul
- Principal Prickly, Miss Finster, Lawson's dad-Wiseguy
- Lawson's mum-Kimberly
- Mrs Weems-Kate
- Randall's screaming voice and Menlo's angry voice-Kidaroo
- Randall's crying voice-Simon
(At the Third Street Playground, Randall Weems was very angry about Lawson)
Randall: Man, I still really hate Erwin Lawson. He is the worst troublemaker in my school ever. In fact, I enjoy helping Miss Finster, and I snitch around in the playground all the time. He beat up Ashley A, and he calls anyone the N-word. But what should I do?!!!
(Randall had a idea)
Randall: I know, I will mock Lawson and his plans, so I will become so evil. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha.
(So Randall started mocking Lawson)
Randall: Whahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. At last, I will become the playground snitch for life, and nothing can stop me. Hahahahahahahahahahahahahaha. His plans are dumb, including beating up Ashley A, calling Spinelli by her first name, calling anyone the N-word, getting anyone particularly King Bob expelled, framing TJ and the Gang and causing trouble for her own teacher Miss Finster, causing trouble for Principal Prickly, insulting kindergarteners and beating up any other students. Hahahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Suddenly, Randall heard Lawson calling)
Lawson: (off-screen) Hey, hey you! That's right, I am talking to you, weasel. Did you mock me and my plans?
Randall: Oh my god! He's coming, but I have to do this!
(Lawson came to confront Randall)
Lawson: Randall, did you mock me and my plans?
Randall: Yes, I have to do this, you blatant idiot! Your plans are dumb including beating up Ashley A, calling Spinelli by her first name, calling anyone the N-word, getting anyone particularly King Bob expelled, framing TJ and the Gang and causing trouble for your own teacher Miss Finster, causing trouble for Principal Prickly, insulting kindergarteners and beating up any other students.
Lawson: Hey, stop mocking me.
Randall: Why should I, you obnoxious fool?! You're dumb, and so is Rachel. Besides, you and her just made Ashley B angry by throwing pies at her face?!
Lawson: Hey, stop that, right now, or I'll make a death threat against you.
Randall: Go ahead, Lawson! Make a death threat against me! If you want, call Phineas T. Ratchet to send me to his house and melt me down into meat! Besides, you and your robot friend are dumb freaks! You always kidnap people and melt them down into meat and eat any meat products like steak, chicken and sausages! Hahahahaha! Also, you hit any of your haters in their heads with rockets, and your plans are dumb!
Lawson: Weasel, if you dare to make fun of me and my evil plans one more time...
Randall: Why don't you shut up, you mean, rude, competitive, athletic, obnoxious and ruthless bully jock?! And your plans can get you into trouble with Miss Finster! Hahahahahahahahahahaha!
(Suddenly, Lawson lost his temper)
Lawson: You know what?! That's it, I am so going to beat the hell out of you, you absolute weasel.
(Randall was horrified)
(Lawson began to beat up Randall, and Randall started screaming as Lawson beat him up continuously)
Randall: (Kidaroo voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
(Lawson pushed Randall over to the floor, and Randall felt hurt, and he started crying in pain)
Randall: (Kidaroo voice) Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! (Simon's voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Lawson: That's what you get for mocking me and my plans, you good for nothing weasel!
(Then Menlo came)
Menlo: Hey Randall, I was wondering if you...
Randall: Menlo, Lawson beat me up! I'm hurt very badly!
(Suddenly, Menlo saw Randall who was on the floor and realised what Lawson had done to Randall. Menlo was very angry at Lawson)
Menlo: (in Kidaroo voice) You just beat up Randall up! Oooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Grrrrrrrrrrrr! Lawson, how dare you beat up my best friend Randall! That's it I am telling Miss Finster on you! MISS FINSTER!
(Then Miss Finster came)
Miss Finster: What is it, Menlo? And why is Randall doing on the floor?
Menlo: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this. Lawson had just beaten up Randall. Can you tell him to go to Principal Prickly's office?
Miss Finster: Alright, Menlo! Thanks for telling me!
(Miss Finster was annoyed with Lawson)
Miss Finster: Lawson, how dare you beat up Randall!? You know he's my trusted spy and my best snitch ever! You're as bad as your friend Gelman! Why did you do that?!
Lawson: Because he mocked me and my plans, and besides, he whomps.
Miss Finster: Hey! Don't speak about Randall like that?! You know he doesn't like your plans!
Randall: (Simon's voice) That's right. I have to mock you and your plans. But you just hurt me so bad. Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa.
Miss Finster: Poor Randall's hurt, because of you. He has to mock you and my plans sometimes. That's it, go to Principal Prickly's office right now!
(Then Lawson went off to Principal Prickly's office in disgrace, and Miss Finster began to comfort Randall)
Miss Finster: Don't worry, Randall. I sent that Lawson to Principal Prickly's office. I will tell your parents about what happened?
(Then Lawson entered Principal Prickly's office)
Principal Prickly: Say Lawson? What brings you here?
Lawson: I beat up Randall Weems because he mocked me and my plans!
(Principal Prickly was shocked, and he was annoyed with Lawson)
Principal Prickly: Lawson, how dare you beat up Randall Weems?! You know beating up another student is a bad thing to do that! This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed. You don't ever beat a school informer up at school. You see beating a school informer up undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. That's it, you are suspended! Go home while I call your parents!
(Lawson went home, crying)
(When Lawson got home, Lawson's parents were furious with Lawson)
Lawson's dad: Erwin, we just got a phone call from Principal Prickly, he said that you were beating up Randall Weems. Is that true?
Lawson: Um, yes. I did it because because Randall mocked me and my plans!
(Lawson's parents threw a fit, and Lawson's dad was indignant)
Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you beat up Randall Weems?! He's a good kid, a trustworthy spy and best snitch in Third Street School Miss Finster has ever had! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a week!
Lawson's mum: Go upstairs to your room now and you are forced to watch Barney and Friends for a week!
(Lawson went upstairs to his room, crying)
Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! F*** you, Randall Weems!
(Back in Randall's house, Randall's parents were sorry for Randall, and Randall was in bandages)
Leonard: Randall, we're sorry Lawson beat you up.
Mrs Weems: Don't worry, Lawson's grounded for a week.
Leonard: You did the right thing mocking Lawson and his plans.
Randall: Oh dad. I feel so pain. Now I can't go snitching for a week, thanks to Lawson.
Leonard: Don't worry. Miss Finster is sending Douglas to substitute for you.
Mrs Weems: Yes.
Randall: I hope Douglas will go snitching on Lawson and his friends, don't I?
Leonard: Yes, Randall. Douglas will go a great job.