Eric as TJ Detweiler and Randall Weems 

Paul as Vince LaSSao and Leonard Weems (Randall's dad)

Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Principal Prickly

Kate as Mrs Weems (Randall's mum) 

TJ Detweiler and Vince LaSSao were having a great day.  TJ: Hey Vince, what a nice (censored by sheep baaing) day we're having.

Vince: I really (censored by sheep baaing) agree, TJ.

Then Miss Finster and Randall Weems came. 

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Guys, what are you saying?

TJ: Oh, hi, Miss Finster! What a nice (censored by sheep baaing) we're having. 

Miss Finster: Boys, where did you learn these words from?

Vince: We found them on the back of the dumpster.

Miss Finster: Well, stop saying it! It's a bad word!

TJ: A bad word? Blah blah blah.

Miss Finster: Yes, in fact, there are 13 bad words you should never say.

Randall: Aren't there only 7?

Miss Finster: (to Randall) Not if you're a sailor! (to TJ and Vince) So remember, don't ever say that word. 

TJ: Okay, Miss Finster. 

The dodgeball flew and hit Randall on his head.

Randall: Ouch, my (censored by sheep baaing) head!

Miss Finster was shocked and furious.

Miss Finster: Oh my god Randall! You just said a bad word! I'm going to take you Principal Prickly's office!

Randall: Oh no.

TJ and Vince were shocked and angry.

TJ: Oh my blah! We're gonna tell Principal Prickly, Randall.

Randall: Oh dear....

Then TJ, Vince and Miss Finster took Randall to Principal Prickly's office. 

Principal Prickly: Say Randall, what happened?

Randall: I just said a bad word because the dodgeball flew and hit me on my head.

Miss Finster: Yeah, Randall did say a bad word after the dodgeball flew and hit him on his head. 

Principal Prickly was shocked: What!? (to Randall) Oh no, Randall! You just said a bad word, I'm going to call your parents.

Randall was horrified.

Randall: No, not my parents! Their old hearts can't take it!

Principal Prickly telephoned Lawson's parents. 

Principal Prickly: Hello, is this Mr and Mrs Weems? I am calling to tell you that your son said a bad word. 

Then Randall was sent home in disgrace, and his parents were very disappointed and upset with him. 

Leonard: Oh oh oh oh oh! Randy! How dare you say a bad word? That's it, you're grounded grounded grounded for a month.

Mrs Weems: You just let us down.

Randall: Mom, dad, I'm very sorry for what I did because the dodgeball flew and hit me on my head. 

Mrs Weems: Apology denied. No TV, no pocket money and video games for a month. Go to bed now!

Randall went to his room, crying.

Randall: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

Inspired by Mr. Krabs Says a Bad Word and Gets Grounded

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