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At the village, Lawson, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy and Clyde Philmore approached Gelman.

Lawson: Gelman!

Gelman: Hey Lawson! What's up?

Lawson: Since we saw Bomb trapped in a cage. We were going to poke him with trash picker pins. We got Jocko with us.

Jocko: Yes, but Bomb threatened to blow us to smithereens if we dare poke him with trash picker pins.

Mundy: When we started poking him with trash picker pins. 

Skeens: But Bomb lost his temper and he was going to give us a piece of his mind.

Lazy Kid: But we escaped from him.

Sue Bob: He blew up the cage.

Clyde: Also, did you build a cage to trap Bomb. 

Gelman: Yes, it's called the Bombinator 6000, it's inspired by the Gelminator 6000 which Gus uses to trap him. But why? Because he caught Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school! Now thanks to him, he's suspended for 15 days! I telephoned Red to take Brandon's 15 day suspension off, and Brandon's now happy! 

Lawson: I hate the break the news, Bomb destroyed your trap.

Jocko: He's a public threat to us! Bomb's going to blow us to smithereens! 

Then Lawson thought of something.

Lawson: I know, guys! How about we call Phineas T. Ratchet and convince him to take Bomb to his house and give him the death penalty by melting him down into meat! 

Gelman: That's a good idea, Lawson! Let's do it!

Mundy: After we finished Bomb. 

Skeens: They'll be meat for all of us!

Jocko: Yeah, this will be like a picnic to us!

Lawson: Now that's more I like it!

Lazy Kid: Yeah, I agree, Lawson.

Lawson: Now I'm calling to call Ratchet!

Then Lawson picked up his phone, and he began to call Phineas T. Ratchet. 

Inside the Chop Shop, in Ratchet's room, Ratchet heard his phone rang, and then he began to answer. 

Lawson: Hello, Ratchet!

Ratchet: Hello, Lawson! What can I do for you?

Lawson: That big black bird named Bomb from Angry Birds caught Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and got him suspended for 15 days, and now he's threatening to blow us to smithereens! Can you come over here to melt Bomb down into meat?

Ratchet: Okay! Thanks for telling me! I'll come over here to you. We can't have a bird like that! He's a danger to us all!

Later, Ratchet came up to Lawson and his friends.

Ratchet: Okay boys, let's go hunt Bomb!

Lawson: Yeah! Let's kidnap him!

Gelman: And send him to the Chop Shop!

Jocko: To melt him down into meat!

Mundy: Then we can have meat products together!

Skeens: Yeah, meat products!

Lazy Kid: Yeah, this will be like a picnic to us.

Sue Bob: I agree with Lazy Kid!

Clyde: Me too! Let's do it, Ratchet!

Then Lawson, his friends and Ratchet went off to find Bomb, and then they confronted him. 

Lawson: Hey Bomb!

Bomb: Lawson, what do you want for me now?! 

Lawson: Me and my friends have come to give you a punishment! And who's behind us?!

Bomb: What?! Who's behind you?! Oh no! Not Phineas T. Ratchet from Robots!

Ratchet: Lawson, Gelman, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde brought me here to help them and we're going to kidnap you and take you to my house to melt you down into meat! 

Ratchet: Nonononononononononononononononono! Please! Don't do that! Don't kidnap me!

Ratchet: Too bad! Lawson, Gelman, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob, Clyde and I are going to take you to my house right now! Come with us!

Lawson: Yeah, you heard what Ratchet said! Come with us!

Gelman: You're going to meet your doom!

Ratchet, Lawson and his friends picked up Bomb, and carried him around the town. Bomb was kicking and screaming in his TV show voice.

Bomb: Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob, Clyde! Let me go! Let me go! Let me go!

Ratchet: No, we won't let you go! You have caught Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and got him suspended for 15 days, and now you threatened to blow Lawson and his friends to smithereens! Now it's time to your punishment to come for all your bad actions of what you did!

Lawson: And you also deserve it! 

Then Ratchet, Lawson and his friends arrived in the Chop Shop.

Ratchet: Now let's place Bomb on the conveyer belt! 

Lawson: Yeah, let's do it! Come on, guys!

Gelman: Yeah, let's do it!

Jocko: Bomb will be gone for good after he finished with him!

Mundy: This is going to be great!

Skeens: After we finished that guy. 

Sue Bob: There'll be meat for us!

Lazy Kid: Yeah, they'll be meat for us.

Clyde: Yeah, we're hungry!

Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde carried Bomb up onto the conveyer belt, and they placed Bomb on the conveyer belt.

Lawson: And stay there! 

Ratchet: Time to die, Bomb!

Lawson: Yeah! Say goodbye, Bomb! 

Then Bomb was conveyed towards the Choppers.

Ratchet: Choppers! Chop him! Shred him to pieces!

Choppers including Forge: Yes sir!

Bomb: (in Kidaroo voice) NO NO NO NO NO NO! 

Lawson: That's right, Choppers! Shred him to pieces!

Gelman: Go, Choppers! Go!

Ratchet: Ooh, this is gonna get greasy!

The Choppers began to shred Bomb to pieces.

Bomb: (in Kidaroo voice) AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Jocko: That's it, Choppers!

Mundy: Finish him off!

Skeens: Yeah!

Sue Bob: Go get him, Choppers!

Lazy Kid: Yeah, go get him, Choppers. 

Clyde: You'll be in pieces now, Chiro!

Then Bomb was in pieces.

Mundy: Yay! Bomb's in pieces now!

All the remains of Bomb were conveyed towards the furnace.

Lawson: Ha ha ha! That's right! Into the furnace you go! 

The remains of Bomb went inside the furnace, and then he was melted down... INTO MEAT! Then some meat products including steak were conveyed out of the processing tube, and Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde looked at some meat products. Then Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde cheered.

Ratchet: Yay! Bomb is dead for good!

Lawson: Yay! No more Bomb! That's what he gets for catching Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and getting him suspended for 15 days and threatening to blow me and his friends to smithereens!

Ratchet: Now everyone can celebrate and eat meat! Now Bomb is gone for good.

Gelman: Yeah, he won't annoy anyone - not even me, Lawson, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob or Clyde! 

Ratchet: Let's eat some meat!

Clyde: Everyone's hungry including me! I'm hungry! Yum yum! 

So Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde ate some meat, and soon there were no more meat left. Then Ratchet, Lawson, Gelman, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde shook hands.

Lawson: Thanks for your help, Ratchet!

Gelman: We couldn't have done it without you!

Jocko: You're our hero!

Mundy: This is the best picnic ever!

Skeens: I agree!

Sue Bob: You're the best!

Lazy Kid: Yeah, I like to take a nap for all the eating.

Clyde: That's the best picnic ever!

Ratchet: You're welcome, guys!

So Lawson, Gelman, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde went out of the Chop Shop, and they went back home. 

(We see Lawson's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Lawson's dad: (Scary voice) Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, Erwin, get over here right now!

(We see Gelman's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Gelman's dad: (Scary voice) Gelman, Gelman, Gelman, Gelman, Gelman, get over here right now!

(We see Jocko's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Jocko's dad: (Scary voice) Jocko, Jocko, Jocko, Jocko, Jocko, get over here right now!

(We see Mundy's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Mundy's dad: (Scary voice) Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, Conrad, get over here right now!

(We see Skeens' dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Skeens' dad: (Scary voice) Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, Greg, get over here right now!

(We see Lazy Kid's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Lazy Kid's dad: (Scary voice) Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, Richard, get over here right now!

(We see Sue Bob's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Sue Bob's dad: (Scary voice) Sue Bob, Sue Bob, Sue Bob, Sue Bob, Sue Bob, get over here right now!

(We see Clyde's dad angry with a firey background surrounding him)

Clyde's dad: (Scary voice) Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, Clyde, get over here right now!

(We see Madame Gasket angry with a firey background surrounding her)

Madame Gasket: (Scary voice) Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, Ratchet, get over here right now!

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's dad was furious with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that!

Lawson: But dad, Bomb deserves it for catching Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and getting him suspended for 15 days and threatening to blow me and his friends to smithereens! 

Lawson's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks! Instead of going up to your room, you will be forced to watch The Angry Birds franchise! Watch it now or else you're grounded for two weeks!

Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's dad was furious with Gelman.

Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that!

Gelman: But dad, Bomb deserves it for catching Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and getting him suspended for 15 days and threatening to blow my friends to smithereens! 

Gelman's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks! Instead of going up to your room, you will be forced to watch The Angry Birds franchise! Watch it now or else you're grounded for two weeks!

Back in Jocko's house, Jocko's dad was furious with Jocko.

Jocko's dad: Jocko, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that! 

Jocko: But dad, Bomb deserves it for catching Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and getting him suspended for 15 days and threatening to blow me and my friends to smithereens! 

Jocko's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks! Instead of going up to your room, you will be forced to watch The Angry Birds franchise! Watch it now or else you're grounded for two weeks!

Back in Mundy's house, Mundy's dad was furious with Mundy.

Mundy's dad: Conrad, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that! 

Mundy: But dad, Bomb deserves it for catching Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and getting him suspended for 15 days and threatening to blow me and my friends to smithereens! 

Mundy's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks! Instead of going up to your room, you will be forced to watch The Angry Birds franchise! Watch it now or else you're grounded for two weeks!

Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' dad was furious with Skeens.

Skeens' dad: Richard, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that!

Skeens: But dad, Bomb deserves it for catching Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and getting him suspended for 15 days and threatening to blow me and my friends to smithereens! 

Skeens' dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks! Instead of going up to your room, you will be forced to watch The Angry Birds franchise! Watch it now or else you're grounded for two weeks!

Back in Lazy Kid's house, Lazy Kid's dad was furious with Lazy Kid.

Lazy Kid's dad: Gerard, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that!

Lazy Kid: But dad, Bomb deserves it for catching Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and getting him suspended for 15 days and threatening to blow me and my friends to smithereens! 

Lazy Kid's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks! Instead of going up to your room, you will be forced to watch The Angry Birds franchise! Watch it now or else you're grounded for two weeks!

Back in Sue Bob's house, Sue Bob's dad was furious with Sue Bob.

Sue Bob's dad: Sue Bob, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that!

Sue Bob: But dad, Bomb deserves it for catching Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and getting him suspended for 15 days and threatening to blow me and my friends to smithereens! 

Sue Bob's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks! Instead of going up to your room, you will be forced to watch The Angry Birds franchise! Watch it now or else you're grounded for two weeks!

Back in Clyde's house, Clyde's dad was furious with Clyde.

Clyde's dad: Clyde, how dare you team up with Phineas T. Ratchet to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that!

Clyde: But dad, Bomb deserves it for catching Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and getting him suspended for 15 days and threatening to blow me and my friends to smithereens! 

Clyde's dad: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks! Instead of going up to your room, you will be forced to watch The Angry Birds franchise! Watch it now or else you're grounded for two weeks!

Back in the Chop Shop, Madame Gasket was furious with Ratchet.  

Madame Gasket: Ratchet, how dare you have Lawson, Gelman, Jocko, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat?! You know you can't do that!

Ratchet: But mom, Bomb deserves it for catching Brandon using the girl's bathroom at school and getting him suspended for 15 days and threatening to blow Lawson and his friends to smithereens! 

Madame Gasket: I don't care! You have no right to kidnap Bomb and melt him down into meat! That's it, you are grounded grounded grounded for two weeks! Instead of going up to your room, you will be forced to watch The Angry Birds franchise! Watch it now or else you will end up like your father!








CAST

Eric as Lawson, Mundy, Chopper and Jocko's dad

Joey as Gelman and Sue Bob's dad

Brian as Skeens and Chopper

Duncan as Lazy Kid 

Kendra as Sue Bob Murphy 

Steven as Clyde Philmore and Bomb

Dave as Phineas T. Ratchet, Chopper and Lazy Kid's dad

Young Guy as Forge

Paul as Chopper

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Simon as Gelman's dad and Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)

Alan as Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad)

Diesel as Clyde's dad

Kidaroo (or Wiseguy) as Madame Gasket 

Kidaroo as Bomb's screaming voice

Scary voice as Lawson's dad's angry voice, Gelman's dad's angry voice, Jocko's dad's angry voice, Mundy's dad's angry voice, Skeens' dad's angry voice, Lazy Kid's dad's angry voice, Sue Bob's dad's angry voice, Clyde's dad's angry voice and Madame Gasket's angry voice

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