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Lawson: hey guys, let’s hold a concert in the playground!

Rachel: good idea!

(they hold a concert)

Lawson: hey students! Let's play some music! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Lawson and his friends began to play the band and sing Greased Lightnin'. 

Lawson: Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lightnin'!

Gelman: Grease lightnin'!

Lawson: We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah.

Gelman: Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'.

Mundy: Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah.

Skeens: We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready.

Lawson: With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door, You know that ain't no s***, we'll be gettin' lots of t** in grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah. A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah. With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks. You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**** wagon - grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

(Instrumental break)

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin'!

Lawson: Thank you very much everybody!  

Mrs Finster: What the? 

Lawson: Anyone wants to hear the song called the Riverbottom Nightmare Band? 

Kids: (except Randall) Yeah! 

Lawson: Okay! Let's sing together! 

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments.  

Lawson and his friends: We take what we want.

We do anything that we wish.

We got no respect.

For animal birdy or fish.

Mundy: The grass does not grow.

On the places where we stop and stand.

Lawson: River Bottom Nightmare Band.

Lawson and his friends: We know we're a mess.

Mundy: But I does not like to be clean.

Lawson and his friends: We don't brush our teeth.

Mundy: 'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean.

Lawson and his friends: We don't wish to learn.

Mundy: But we hate what we don't understand.

Lawson: River Bottom.

Lawson and his friends: When you see us comin'.

You better startin' runnin'.

We're always startin' trouble.

And we're happiest when things are outta hand.

Rivers are for boilin'.

Parties are for spoilin'.

We either like to sit and pout.

Or else go out and terrorize our land.

Lawson: River Bottom Nightmare Band.

Lawson and his friends: We laugh in your face.

Mundy: Or we practice our growl and our sneer.

Lawson and his friends: We break up your place.

Mundy: We are dangerous when we are near.

Lawson and his friends: And when we are done with our song.

Mundy: Who will get the biggest hand? Who?

Lawson: River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Lawson and his friends: River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Lawson: Thank you very much everybody! Anyone wants to hear Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?!

Kids: (except Randall) Yeah!

Lawson: Okay! Let's sing together!

Randall: no! Not Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious, anything but Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious!

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments. 

Rachel: It's... supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. 

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. 

Lawson and his friends: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Rachel: Because I was afraid to speak. 

When I was just a lad. 

My father gave me nose a tweak. 

And told me I was bad. 

But then one day, I learned a word. 

That saved me achin' nose. 

Lawson and his friends: The biggest word you ever heard. 

And this is how it goes: 

Oh! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. 

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Rachel: He travelled all around the world. 

And everywhere he went. 

He'd use his word and all would say. 

"There goes a clever gent." 

When Dukes and maharajas pass. 

The time of day with me, 

I say me special word and then. 

They ask me out to tea. 

Lawson and his friends: Oh! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. 

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Rachel: You know, you can say it backwards, which is Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupes. But that's going a bit too far, don't you think? 

Lawson: Indubitably. 

Rachel: So when the cat has got your tongue. 

There's no need for dismay. 

Just summon up this word and then. 

You've got a lot to say. 

But better use it carefully. 

Or it could change your life. 

Mundy: For example... 

Rachel: Yes? 

Mundy: One day I said it to Sue Bob, and now Sue Bob is a cool girl like you! 

Sue Bob slapped Mundy on his head. 

Mundy: Ow! And a tough girl she is, too! 

Mundy: She's... 

Lawson and his friends: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you! That duet is awesome! Anyone wants to hear Telephone Rock? 

Kids: (except menlo and Randall) Yeah! 

Lawson: Alright! Let's do it!  

Menlo: no telephone rock!  

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments. 

Lawson:  I'm saying hey operator, please give us a hand Ya gotta help us out 'cause we're the telephone band.

We're calling all people that are sittin' at home.

With some rocking and rolling on the telephone.

Lawson and his friends: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Rock rock rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Everybody sing now.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: It's the latest thing yeah.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Ya know ya hear that ring now.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Please operator, please give us a chance.

The people are waiting so please dial us this dance.

They want to hear our music yeah they want us to sing.

So operator please make their telephone ring.

Lawson and his friends: Yeah yeah yeah...

Rock rock rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: You know you can't go wrong.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Come on and dial that song.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: We'll hold on all night long.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Said hey everybody all across the land.

We're here to entertain you with the telephone band So take off your shoes start shaking your feet.

And dance like crazy to our telephone beat.

Lawson and his friends: Yeah yeah yeah...

Rock rock rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: People don't you hear that tone.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Come on baby hold the phone yeah.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Let's hear it one more time.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: You know it only costs a dime yeah.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Come on, whoop with me.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Don't ya hear that beat.

Yeah yeah a real live wire.

Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: I'm hung up on ya baby.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: You're gonna be the receiver of all my love.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: It's a good connection baby.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you! Anyone likes to hear Dancing Queen?

Audience: Yeah!

Lawson: Okay! Rachel and Sue Bob will sing a duet!

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments, and then Rachel and Sue Bob began to sing a duet.

Rachel and Sue Bob: Ooh, you can dance, you can jive.

Having the time of your life.

Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene.

Digging the dancing queen

Rachel: Friday night and the lights are low.

Looking out for a place to go, mm.

Where they play the right music, getting in the swing.

You come to look for a king.

Anybody could be that guy.

Night is young and the music's high.

With a bit of rock music, everything is fine.

You're in the mood for a dance.

And when you get the chance.

Rachel And Sue Bob: You are the dancing queen.

Young and sweet, only seventeen.

Dancing queen.

Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah.

You can dance, you can jive.

Having the time of your life.

Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene.

Digging the dancing queen.

Rachel: You're a tease, you turn 'em on.

Leave them burning and then you're gone.

Looking out for another, anyone will do.

You're in the mood for a dance.

And when you get the chance.

Rachel And Sue Bob: You are the dancing queen.

Young and sweet, only seventeen.

Dancing queen.

Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah.

You can dance, you can jive.

Having the time of your life.

Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene.

Digging the dancing queen.

Digging the dancing queen.

Lawson: Wow, Rachel! You're the number one singing queen!

Rachel: Thank you, Lawson!

Mundy: Way to go, Sue Bob! Way to go!

Sue Bob: Thank you, Mundy!

Lawson: Okay, ladies and gentlemen! We’re the band and we took king bob and his band’s place! So Anyone likes to hear Rosin the Beau?

Kids: (except Menlo and randall) Yeah!

Lawson: Okay!

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments, and then Lawson began to sing.

Lawson: I've travelled all over this country, and now to another I go.

I know that good quarters await me to welcome old Rosin the Beau.

To welcome old Rosin the Beau, to welcome old Rosin the Beau.

I know that good quarters await me to welcome old Rosin the Beau.

When I'm dead and laid out on the counter, a voice you will hear from below.

Saying, "Send down a hogshead of whiskey to drink with old Rosin the Beau.

To drink with old Rosin the Beau, to drink with old Rosin the Beau.

Saying, "Send down a hogshead of whiskey to drink with old Rosin the Beau."

And when I have drunk the last skinful, the ladies will want to I know.

Just lift the lid off of the coffin and look at old Rosin the Beau.

And look at old Rosin the Beau, and look at old Rosin the Beau.

Just lift the lid off of the coffin and look at old Rosin the Beau.

I have to be buried I'm thinking and I would like it done just so.

Be sure not to go contrary to the wish of old Rosin the Beau.

To the wish of old Rosin the Beau, to the wish of old Rosin the Beau.

Be sure not to go contrary to the wish of old Rosin the Beau.

You must get some dozen good fellows and stand them all round in a row.

Let them drink out of half gallon bottles to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

To the memory of Rosin the Beau, to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Let them drink out of half gallon bottles to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Then get me a couple of donnecks, put one at me head and me toe.

And do not forget to scratch on it, the name of old Rosin the Beau.

The name of old Rosin the Beau, the name of old Rosin the Beau.

And do not forget to scratch on it, the name of old Rosin the Beau.

You must take the same dozen good fellows and let them all stagger and go.

Dig a deep hole in the meadow and in it toss Rosin the Beau.

And in it toss Rosin the Beau, and in it toss Rosin the Beau.

Dig a deep hole in the meadow and in it toss Rosin the Beau.

'Tis a gay round of pleasure I've traveled, nor will I leave behind a foe.

And when my companions are jovial, they'll drink to old Rosin the Beau.

They'll drink to old Rosin the Beau, they'll drink to old Rosin the Beau.

And when my companions are jovial, they'll drink to old Rosin the Beau.

My life is now drawn to its closing, as all will some day be so.

But we'll take a full bumper at parting to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

To the memory of Rosin the Beau, to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

And we'll take a full bumper at parting to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

I've lived for the good of my nation, and my sons they are all growing low.

And I hope that the next generation will resemble old Rosin the Beau.

Will resemble old Rosin the Beau, will resemble old Rosin the Beau.

Lawson and his friends: And I hope that the next generation will resemble old Rosin the Beau.

Lawson: Yay! Thank you! Thank you! And now's the grand finale! Want to hear Reach for the stars!

Audience: Yeah!

Lawson: Okay! Let's go!

Lawson: When the world leaves you feeling blue.

You can count on me.

I will be there for you.

Gelman: When it seems all your hopes and dreams.

Are a million miles away.

I will re-assure you.

Mundy: We've got to all stick together.

Skeens: Good friends, there for each other.

Lawson and his friends: Never ever forget that I got you and you got me so.

Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Clyde: There's a place waiting just for you.

Rachel: Just for you.

Lazy Kid: It's a special place.

Where your dreams all come true.

Lawson: Fly away.

Rachel: Fly away.

Lawson: Swim the ocean blue.

Rachel: Swim the ocean blue.

Lazy Kid: Drive that open road.

Leave the past behind you.

Lawson and his friends: Don't stop gotta keep moving.

Your hopes have gotta keep building.

Lawson: Never ever forget that I got you and you got me so.

Lawson And his friends: Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Gelman: Don't believe in all that you've been told.

Mundy: The sky's the limit.

You can reach your goals.

Skeens: No one knows just what the future holds.

There ain't nothing you can't be.

Lawson: There's a whole world at your feet.

I said reach.

Sue bob: Climb every mountain.

Lawson and his friends: Reach.

Sue bob: Reach for the moon.

Lawson and his friends: Reach.

Sue bob: Follow that rainbow!

And your dreams will all come true!

Lawson and his friends: Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Lawson: Thank you very much everyone! We're glad you liked it! Goodbye everyone!

Miss Finster: how dare hold a concert! Go to prickly’s office!

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