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At the town, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy, Clyde Philmore and Rachel Hart were excited.

Lawson: Oh boy! We're looking forward to go to the rock 'n' roll concert!

Gelman: I know Lawson! This is so exciting!

Mundy: We get to sing some songs!

Skeens: Wait a minute guys!

Lawson: What is it, Skeens?

Skeens: Today's band is King Bob and His Sceptres!

Lawson: Oh my god! This is bad news!

Skeens: Yeah, I just heard that King Bob and his sceptres are going to perform their talent. 

Lazy Kid: Oh no. This band whomps.

Lawson: Drat! King Bob and his sceptres are the worst band ever! 

Rachel: Yeah, they whomp!

Lawson: I agree with Rachel! They're so stupid!

Sue Bob: They're nothing but idiots! And besides, they whomp!

Clyde: I know Sue Bob! It's getting on my nerves! 

Lawson: I know guys! How about we send King Bob and his sceptres to Mental People's Home so they can't go to the concert!

Gelman: That's a good idea, Lawson! Let's call Tina!

Lawson: Right, now let's call Tina!

Lawson picked up his phone, and he started to call Tina.

Lawson: Hello Tina!

Tina's voice: What is it?

Lawson: This is Erwin Lawson, can you collect King Bob and his sceptres?

Tina's voice: Why?

Lawson: Because they're the worst band ever! King Bob is a tyrant who rules the Third Street Playground! His sceptres are his lackeys Jordan and Jerome, his girlfriend Tara, his scribing assistant Edward better known as Scribe Kid, and two of his guards Daniel better known as Trumpet Boy and his companion Bernard. King Bob always gets his sceptres to send me and my friends to the dodgeball wall, the cabbage field or the dungeon, and King Bob always gives us punishments! They keep annoying us all the time! I reckon King Bob and his sceptres are at the park. Can you come over there and send King Bob and his sceptres to Mental People's Home? Why? Because they keep on annoying us too much and they keep giving us harsh punishments!

Tina's voice: Oh my god, they are in so much trouble! Thanks for telling me, Lawson! I'm on my way!

Lawson: So can you please send them to Mental People's Home so they can stay there forever! Great! Thank you! Bye!

Lawson put down the phone.

Lawson: Okay now, guys. Tina from Mental People's Home is on her way to the park to collect King Bob and his sceptres so they can't go to the band!

Rachel: That's good news, Lawson! 

Meanwhile, at the park, King Bob, Tara, Jordan, Jerome, Scribe Kid, Trumpet Boy and his companion were looking forward to go to the concert. 

King Bob: Oh boy! We are looking forward to go to the concert and sing some songs, especially me, Jordan and Jerome performing The Tractor Song from the Wurzels!

Jordan: Oh boy! I love The Tractor Song!

Jerome: So do I!

King Bob: Jordan and Jerome, you two and I will take tractors made out of cardboard boxes with us and we ride while we sing. 

Tara: We get to sing songs including the Abba ones! Even me and Robert can sing Summer Nights from Grease!

Scribe Kid: Yeah, we sing together. 

Trumpet Boy: Bernard and I can sing The Varsity Drag together as a duet!

King Bob's guard: Yeah, this is fun! 

Just then, Tina came, and then she confronted King Bob and his friends. 

Tina: Alright, King Bob and his sceptres! I want a word with all of you.

King Bob: What? You want a word with us?

Tina: Yes, I have heard that you kept giving Lawson and his friends punishments, sending them to the dodgeball wall, the cabbage field or the dungeon! Lawson also told me that you're the worst band ever. King Bob, you have been such a tyrant who rules the Third Street Playground and you've been treating Lawson and his friends unfairly! Now all of you! Come with me, you horrid kids! You're going to my Mental People's Home!

Tina took King Bob and his friends with her on the way to her car. 

King Bob: What?! This is an outrage!

Tara: Yeah, this whomps!

Jordan: Hey, let us go! We're innocent, we tell you!

Jerome: We're good citizens, honest! 

Later, Tina, King Bob and his friends reached the car. 

Tina: Get in the car right now, you horrid kids! 

King Bob and his friends did as they were told, and they got in the car. Tina got in her car, and she drove off to her Mental People's Home. 

On the way to Mental People's Home, King Bob and his friends were feeling upset.

King Bob: Oh no, this is sad. 

Tara: This whomps. 

Jordan: This is an outrage. 

Jerome: We're innocent, we tell you!

Scribe Kid: We're good citizens! We were going to the concert to sing songs, especially the Abba ones. 

Trumpet Boy: Yeah, we want to sing some songs like the Abba ones, the ones from Grease and furthermore. 

King Bob's guard: We're good-hearted citizens, and we haven't done anything wrong! We never hurt anyone. 

Tina: Hey! Be quiet, you good-for-nothing kids! You've been treating Lawson and his friends unfairly for the last time! You're going to my Mental People's Home, and that's final! 

Later, Tina reached her Mental People's Home, and she got out of the car. She took King Bob and his friends out of her car, and then she took them in. Then she took them to the dormitory. 

Tina: Welcome to my Mental People's Home. You will stay in there. And if you dare escape, you will be grounded even more. Enjoy your permanent stay.  

Tina walked away. King Bob and his friends felt very upset, and they were crying. 

King Bob: We can't believe we got sent to Mental People's Home for giving Lawson and his friends punishments. Can things get any worse?  

Tara: We're doomed.  

King Bob and his friends: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  

Meanwhile, Lawson and his friends were cheering.

Lawson: Yay! We sent King Bob and his sceptres to Mental People's Home!

Gelman: Yeah! Now they won't have to bother us ever again! They'll stay in there until they die!

Rachel: This means we get to go to the rock 'n' roll concert and sing some songs!

Lawson and his friends: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

So Lawson and his friends went to the rock 'n' roll concert together. Later, at the rock 'n' roll concert. The music director had an announcement.

Music Director: Ladies and gentlemen, King Bob and his sceptres have not turned up. We had to cancel their talent, and now we have the Funkytones instead! Ladies and gentlemen, the rock 'n' roll concert is proud to present you - the Funkytones! 

The music director walked offstage as the audience clapped and applauded. The curtain raised to reveal Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob, Clyde and Rachel. Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob, Clyde and Rachel had practiced playing their instruments. Lawson had an announcement. 

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you very much! Let's play some music! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Lawson and his friends began to play the band and sing Greased Lightnin'. 

Lawson: Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lightnin'!

Gelman: Grease lightnin'!

Lawson: We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah.

Gelman: Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'.

Mundy: Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah.

Skeens: We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready.

Lazy Kid: With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door

Sue Bob: You know that ain't no s***, we'll be gettin' lots of t** in grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah.

Rachel: A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah.

Skeens: With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks. 

Clyde: You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**** wagon - grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

(Instrumental break)

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin'!

Lawson: Thank you very much everybody! Anyone wants to hear the song called the Riverbottom Nightmare Band? 

Audience: Yeah! 

Lawson: Okay! Let's sing together! 

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments.  

Lawson and his friends: We take what we want.

We do anything that we wish.

We got no respect.

For animal birdy or fish.

Mundy: The grass does not grow.

On the places where we stop and stand.

Lawson: River Bottom Nightmare Band.

Lawson and his friends: We know we're a mess.

Mundy: But I does not like to be clean.

Lawson and his friends: We don't brush our teeth.

Mundy: 'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean.

Lawson and his friends: We don't wish to learn.

Mundy: But we hate what we don't understand.

Lawson: River Bottom.

Lawson and his friends: When you see us comin'.

You better startin' runnin'.

We're always startin' trouble.

And we're happiest when things are outta hand.

Rivers are for boilin'.

Parties are for spoilin'.

We either like to sit and pout.

Or else go out and terrorize our land.

Lawson: River Bottom Nightmare Band.

Lawson and his friends: We laugh in your face.

Mundy: Or we practice our growl and our sneer.

Lawson and his friends: We break up your place.

Mundy: We are dangerous when we are near.

Lawson and his friends: And when we are done with our song.

Mundy: Who will get the biggest hand? Who?

Lawson: River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Lawson and his friends: River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Lawson: Thank you very much everybody! Anyone wants to hear Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?!

Audience: Yeah!

Lawson: Okay! Let's sing together! My girl Rachel will sing along, and I will accompany her.

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments. 

Rachel: It's... supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. 

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. 

Lawson and his friends: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Lawson: Because I was afraid to speak. 

When I was just a lad. 

My father gave me nose a tweak. 

And told me I was bad. 

But then one day, I learned a word. 

That saved me achin' nose. 

Lawson and his friends: The biggest word you ever heard. 

And this is how it goes: 

Oh! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. 

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Rachel: He travelled all around the world. 

And everywhere he went. 

He'd use his word and all would say. 

"There goes a clever gent." 

Lawson: When Dukes and maharajas pass. 

The time of day with me, 

I say me special word and then. 

They ask me out to tea. 

Lawson and his friends: Oh! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. 

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Rachel: You know, you can say it backwards, which is Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupes. But that's going a bit too far, don't you think? 

Lawson: Indubitably. 

Rachel: So when the cat has got your tongue. 

There's no need for dismay. 

Just summon up this word and then. 

You've got a lot to say. 

But better use it carefully. 

Or it could change your life. 

Mundy: For example... 

Rachel: Yes? 

Mundy: One day I said it to Sue Bob, and now Sue Bob is a cool girl like you! 

Sue Bob slapped Mundy on his head. 

Mundy: Ow! And a tough girl she is, too! 

Mundy: She's... 

Lawson and his friends: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you! That duet is awesome! Anyone wants to hear Telephone Rock? 

Audience: Yeah! 

Lawson: Alright! Let's do it!  

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments. 

Lawson:  I'm saying hey operator, please give us a hand Ya gotta help us out 'cause we're the telephone band.

We're calling all people that are sittin' at home.

With some rocking and rolling on the telephone.

Lawson and his friends: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Rock rock rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Everybody sing now.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: It's the latest thing yeah.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Ya know ya hear that ring now.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Please operator, please give us a chance.

The people are waiting so please dial us this dance.

They want to hear our music yeah they want us to sing.

So operator please make their telephone ring.

Lawson and his friends: Yeah yeah yeah...

Rock rock rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: You know you can't go wrong.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Come on and dial that song.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: We'll hold on all night long.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Said hey everybody all across the land.

We're here to entertain you with the telephone band So take off your shoes start shaking your feet.

And dance like crazy to our telephone beat.

Lawson and his friends: Yeah yeah yeah...

Rock rock rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: People don't you hear that tone.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Come on baby hold the phone yeah.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Let's hear it one more time.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: You know it only costs a dime yeah.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Come on, whoop with me.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Don't ya hear that beat.

Yeah yeah a real live wire.

Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: I'm hung up on ya baby.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: You're gonna be the receiver of all my love.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: It's a good connection baby.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you! Anyone likes to hear Dancing Queen?

Audience: Yeah!

Lawson: Okay! Rachel and Sue Bob will sing a duet!

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments, and then Rachel and Sue Bob began to sing a duet.

Rachel and Sue Bob: Ooh, you can dance, you can jive.

Having the time of your life.

Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene.

Digging the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low.

Looking out for a place to go, mm.

Where they play the right music, getting in the swing.

You come to look for a king.

Anybody could be that guy.

Night is young and the music's high.

With a bit of rock music, everything is fine.

You're in the mood for a dance.

And when you get the chance.

You are the dancing queen.

Young and sweet, only seventeen.

Dancing queen.

Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah.

You can dance, you can jive.

Having the time of your life.

Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene.

Digging the dancing queen.

You're a tease, you turn 'em on.

Leave them burning and then you're gone.

Looking out for another, anyone will do.

You're in the mood for a dance.

And when you get the chance.

You are the dancing queen.

Young and sweet, only seventeen.

Dancing queen.

Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah.

You can dance, you can jive.

Having the time of your life.

Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene.

Digging the dancing queen.

Digging the dancing queen.

Lawson: Wow, Rachel! You're the number one singing queen!

Rachel: Thank you, Lawson!

Mundy: Way to go, Sue Bob! Way to go!

Sue Bob: Thank you, Mundy!

Lawson: Okay, ladies and gentlemen! Anyone likes to hear Rosin the Beau?

Audience: Yeah!

Lawson: Okay!

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments, and then Rachel and Sue Bob began to sing a duet.

Lawson: I've travelled all over this country, and now to another I go.

Gelman: I know that good quarters await me to welcome old Rosin the Beau.

Mundy: To welcome old Rosin the Beau, to welcome old Rosin the Beau.

Skeens: I know that good quarters await me to welcome old Rosin the Beau.

Rachel: When I'm dead and laid out on the counter, a voice you will hear from below.

Lazy Kid: Saying, "Send down a hogshead of whiskey to drink with old Rosin the Beau.

Clyde: To drink with old Rosin the Beau, to drink with old Rosin the Beau.

Gelman: Saying, "Send down a hogshead of whiskey to drink with old Rosin the Beau."

Sue Bob: And when I have drunk the last skinful, the ladies will want to I know.

Lawson: Just lift the lid off of the coffin and look at old Rosin the Beau.

Rachel: And look at old Rosin the Beau, and look at old Rosin the Beau.

Clyde: Just lift the lid off of the coffin and look at old Rosin the Beau.

Mundy: I have to be buried I'm thinking and I would like it done just so.

Skeens: Be sure not to go contrary to the wish of old Rosin the Beau.

Lawson: To the wish of old Rosin the Beau, to the wish of old Rosin the Beau.

Clyde: Be sure not to go contrary to the wish of old Rosin the Beau.

Gelman: You must get some dozen good fellows and stand them all round in a row.

Lazy Kid: Let them drink out of half gallon bottles to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Sue Bob: To the memory of Rosin the Beau, to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Mundy: Let them drink out of half gallon bottles to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Skeens: Then get me a couple of donnecks, put one at me head and me toe.

Lazy Kid: And do not forget to scratch on it, the name of old Rosin the Beau.

Lawson: The name of old Rosin the Beau, the name of old Rosin the Beau.

Gelman: And do not forget to scratch on it, the name of old Rosin the Beau.

Rachel: You must take the same dozen good fellows and let them all stagger and go.

Skeens: Dig a deep hole in the meadow and in it toss Rosin the Beau.

Clyde: And in it toss Rosin the Beau, and in it toss Rosin the Beau.

Sue Bob: Dig a deep hole in the meadow and in it toss Rosin the Beau.

Mundy: 'Tis a gay round of pleasure I've traveled, nor will I leave behind a foe.

Lawson: And when my companions are jovial, they'll drink to old Rosin the Beau.

Gelman: They'll drink to old Rosin the Beau, they'll drink to old Rosin the Beau.

Lazy Kid: And when my companions are jovial, they'll drink to old Rosin the Beau.

Sue Bob: My life is now drawn to its closing, as all will some day be so.

Clyde: But we'll take a full bumper at parting to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Rachel: To the memory of Rosin the Beau, to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Lawson: And we'll take a full bumper at parting to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Mundy: I've lived for the good of my nation, and my sons they are all growing low.

Skeens: And I hope that the next generation will resemble old Rosin the Beau.

Lazy Kid: Will resemble old Rosin the Beau, will resemble old Rosin the Beau.

Lawson and his friends: And I hope that the next generation will resemble old Rosin the Beau.

Lawson: Yay! Thank you! Thank you! And now's the grand finale! Want to hear Reach for the stars!

Audience: Yeah!

Lawson: Okay! Let's go!

Lawson: When the world leaves you feeling blue.

You can count on me.

I will be there for you.

Gelman: When it seems all your hopes and dreams.

Are a million miles away.

I will re-assure you.

Mundy: We've got to all stick together.

Skeens: Good friends, there for each other.

Lawson and his friends: Never ever forget that I got you and you got me so.

Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Clyde: There's a place waiting just for you.

Rachel: Just for you.

Lazy Kid: It's a special place.

Sue Bob: Where your dreams all come true.

Rachel: Fly away.

Sue Bob: Fly away.

Rachel: Swim the ocean blue.

Sue Bob: Swim the ocean blue.

Lazy Kid: Drive that open road.

Clyde: Leave the past behind you.

Lawson and his friends: Don't stop gotta keep moving.

Your hopes have gotta keep building.

Never ever forget that I got you and you got me so.

Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Gelman: Don't believe in all that you've been told.

Mundy: The sky's the limit.

Clyde: You can reach your goals.

Lazy Kid: No one knows just what the future holds.

Sue Bob: There ain't nothing you can't be.

Lawson: There's a whole world at your feet.

I said reach.

Rachel: Climb every mountain.

Lawson and his friends: Reach.

Rachel: Reach for the moon.

Lawson and his friends: Reach.

Rachel: Follow that rainbow!

And your dreams will all come true!

Lawson and his friends: Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Lawson: Thank you very much everyone! We're glad you liked it! Goodbye everyone!

Then the curtain raised down. Then the music director reappeared.

Music Director: Thanks for watching the Funkytones play, everybody! This concludes the rock 'n' roll concert for the night. Goodnight, everyone! 

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents were indignant and upset with Lawson, as well as scolding him.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you send King Bob and his sceptres to Mental People's Home and steal their talent?! You know King Bob is the best king of the playground ever, and King Bob and his sceptres are the best band ever! That's it!

Lawson's mum: You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Lawson's dad: Go upstairs to your room right now!

Lawson went up to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's parents were indignant and upset with Gelman, as well as scolding him.

Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you send King Bob and his sceptres to Mental People's Home and steal their talent?! You know King Bob is the best king of the playground ever, and King Bob and his sceptres are the best band ever! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Gelman's mum: Go upstairs to your room now!

Gelman went up to his room, crying.

Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Mundy's house, Mundy's parents were indignant and upset with Mundy, as well as scolding him.

Mundy's dad: Conrad, how dare you send King Bob and his sceptres to Mental People's Home and steal their talent?! You know King Bob is the best king of the playground ever, and King Bob and his sceptres are the best band ever! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Mundy's mum: Go to your room now!

Mundy went up to his room, crying.

Mundy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' parents were indignant and upset with Skeens, as well as scolding him.

Skeens' dad: Greg, how dare you send King Bob and his sceptres to Mental People's Home and steal their talent?! You know King Bob is the best king of the playground ever, and King Bob and his sceptres are the best band ever! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Skeens' mum: Go to your room now!

Skeens went up to his room, crying.

Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Lazy Kid's house, Lazy Kid's parents were indignant and upset with Lazy Kid, as well as scolding him.

Lazy Kid's dad: Richard, how dare you make a band called the Funkytones to replace the Metal Punks?! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Lazy Kid's mum: Go to your room now!

Lazy Kid went up to his room, crying.

Lazy Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Sue Bob's house, Sue Bob's parents were indignant and upset with Sue Bob, as well as scolding her.

Sue Bob's dad: Sue Bob, how dare you send King Bob and his sceptres to Mental People's Home and steal their talent?! You know King Bob is the best king of the playground ever, and King Bob and his sceptres are the best band ever! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Sue Bob's mum: Go to your room now!

Sue Bob went up to her room, crying.

Sue Bob: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Clyde's house, Clyde's parents were indignant and upset with Clyde, as well as scolding him.

Clyde's dad: Clyde, how dare you send King Bob and his sceptres to Mental People's Home and steal their talent?! You know King Bob is the best king of the playground ever, and King Bob and his sceptres are the best band ever! That's it, you're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Clyde's mum: Go upstairs to your room now!

Clyde went up to his room, crying.

Clyde: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Rachel's house, Rachel's parents were indignant and upset with Rachel, as well as scolding her.

Rachel's dad: Rachel, how dare you send King Bob and his sceptres to Mental People's Home and steal their talent?! You know King Bob is the best king of the playground ever, and King Bob and his sceptres are the best band ever! That's it!

Rachel's mum: You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Rachel's dad: Go upstairs to your room right now!

Rachel went up to her room, crying.

Rachel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



CAST

Eric as Lawson, Mundy and King Bob

Joey as Gelman, Jordan and Sue Bob's dad

Brian as Skeens and Scribe Kid

Duncan as Lazy Kid

Kendra as Sue Bob Murphy, Mrs Skeens (Skeens' mum) and Mrs Hart (Rachel's mum)

Steven as Clyde Philmore and Jerome

Julie as Rachel Hart and Tara

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Trumpet Boy

Paul as King Bob's guard 

Kimberly as Tina and Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)

Dallas as Music Director and Mr Hart (Rachel's dad)

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Simon as Gelman's dad and Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)

Belle as Gelman's mum

Alan as Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad)

Kate as Mrs Mundy (Mundy's mum)

Dave as Lazy Kid's dad

Salli as Lazy Kid's mum

Catherine as Sue Bob's mum

Diesel as Clyde's dad

Allison as Clyde's mum

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