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At the pavement, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy and Clyde Philmore were getting annoyed about King Bob.

Lawson: Man! We hate King Bob! He's nothing but a dictator who rules the playground!

Gelman: I know Lawson! He's always annoying! He's nothing but a tyrant! He always punishes us for dumb reasons!

Mundy: He always sends his henchmen to put us in the dungeon! Also, we always get sent to Principal Prickly's office and then get grounded because of him!

Skeens: Can't he just take a break from being a tyrant and putting us in the dungeon?

Lazy Kid: I know! It's getting on my nerves!

Clyde: I know guys! How about we get him arrested?

Sue Bob: That's a great idea Clyde! Let's do it! Let's litter the coke on the street!

So Lawson and his friends littered the coke on the street. 

Lawson saw King Bob who was being carried to school on the way by his loyal subjects. 

Lawson: Now let's bring King Bob over here! 

Then Lawson called to King Bob.

Lawson: Hey, over here!

Then King Bob called to his loyal subjects.

King Bob: Halt! Subjects, lower me down!

Subject 1: Yes, sire!

Subject 2: Yes, sire!

Subject 3: Yes, sire!

Trumpet Boy: Yes, sire! 

So the loyal subjects lowered King Bob down. 

Gelman: And now, we are out of here!

Lawson and his friends fled, and then King Bob called to his subjects. 

King Bob: Subjects, leave me here so I can go into Kelso's and buy some banquet. 

Subjects: Yes, sire! 

So the loyal subjects left King Bob alone, carrying his chair. Then King Bob looked at the coke that was littered on the street. 

King Bob: Hey! Who littered this coke on the street? 

Suddenly, the police car came, and then the police officer confronted King Bob. 

Police Officer: Freeze, young man! You are under arrest for littering the coke on the street!

King Bob: But officer, I didn't do it! It was laying here when my loyal subjects left me here to go into Kelso's and buy some banquet!

Police Officer: I don't care! Get into the police car right now! You're going to jail for a long long long long long long long long long time!

King Bob: What?! Going to jail for a long long long long long long long long long time?! (in his TV voice) NOOOOOOOOOOO! 

Police Officer: Be quiet young man! And get into the police car right now! 

Then King Bob got into the police car.

Police Officer: And you're staying in the police car!

Then the police officer got into the police car and drove off to jail, as King Bob screamed with dismay.

King Bob: (in his TV voice) NOOOOOOOOOOO! (normal voice) I've been framed! 

Then the police officer dragged King Bob into jail and then he showed him the cell.

Police Officer: This is your jail cell! Go there right now!

King Bob walked into the cell, and the police officer closed the bars and walked away.

King Bob was crying. 

King Bob: I can't believe I got arrested for something that I didn't do. 

Then suddenly, King Bob snapped. 

King Bob: Wait a minute! It was those seven troublemaking hooligans and ruffians Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde who littered the coke on the street and got me arrested! That's it, they are in so much trouble now! I am busting out of here!

King Bob charged towards the bars and he broke them down. Then King Bob came out of jail.

Back in the Third Street Playground, up on top of King Bob's Jungle Gym, Lawson and his friends were cheering. 

Lawson: Yeah! We did it! We got King Bob arrested! Now we get to celebrate! I'm going to King Lawson from now on! 

Suddenly, Lawson was horrified.

Lawson: Uh-oh! Here comes King Bob!

Then King Bob walked in and confronted Lawson and his friends. 

King Bob: All seven of you, how dare you all get me arrested by littering the coke in the street?! That is a serious crime! That's it, I'm going to tell Jordan and Jerome to take all of you to see Miss Finster! 

Then King Bob called to Jordan and Jerome.

King Bob: Jordan, Jerome, get over here right now!

Then Jordan and Jerome came.

Jordan: What is it, sire?

King Bob: Those troublemakers Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde got me arrested by littering the coke in the street! After those troublemakers fled, I told my loyal subjects to leave me there so I could go to Kelso's to buy some banquet. Then the police officer got me and accused me for littering the coke in the street. I tried to reason with him that the coke was laying there when my loyal subjects left me there to go into Kelso's and buy some banquet. But the police officer didn't listen. He sent me to jail by mistake, and then I realised those troublemakers who got me arrested by littering the coke in the street. Then I managed to escape. 

Jordan and Jerome were horrified. 

Jerome: Oh no, this is terrible! Thanks for telling us, sire!

King Bob: Jordan, Jerome, take them away! Take them to see Miss Finster right now!

Jordan: Yes, sire!

Jerome: Yes, sire!

Then Jordan and Jerome glared at Lawson and his friends. 

Jordan: I'm taking all of you to see Miss Finster right now!

Lawson and his friends: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! 

Jerome: Shut up, the lot of you! Come with us right now!

Then Lawson and his friends did as they were told, and they followed Jordan and Jerome down the Jungle Gym to see Miss Finster, and then Jordan and Jerome walked over to Miss Finster.

Miss Finster: Say, Jordan and Jerome? What happened?

Jordan: Those troublemakers Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob and Clyde got our leader King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street! 

Jerome: Yeah, that's a very serious crime! Can you take them to Principal Prickly's office right now?! 

Miss Finster was horrified. 

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll give those troublemakers a good talking to!

Then Jordan and Jerome left Lawson and his friends to Miss Finster.

Miss Finster: All seven of all, how dare you all get King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street! That's it, come with me! And you're going to Principal Prickly's office right now! March!

Then Lawson and his friends followed Miss Finster on the way to Principal Prickly's office. Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office, and she had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Say, Muriel? What's up?

Miss Finster: I had a complaint from Jordan and Jerome! Why? Because Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Clark, Sue Bob and Clyde got King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street! That was bad! Punish them immediately!

Principal Prickly: Okay, Miss Finster! Thanks for telling me! I'll give those troublemakers a good talking to!

Then Miss Finster left.

Principal Prickly was very annoyed at Lawson and his friends.

Principal Prickly: Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Clark, Sue Bob and Clyde, I'm very disappointed in you for getting King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street. You know you're not supposed to do that. This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! You don't ever get King Bob or any other students arrested by littering the coke in the street! You see getting any of the students arrested by littering the coke in the street undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You know it's very naughty to get King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street! That's it, all seven of you suspended for two weeks! Go home right now while I call your parents!

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents were furious with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you get King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street?! You know getting anyone arrested by littering the coke in the street is naughty. And also, King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month with no computer! 

Lawson's mum: Your punishment is to watch Barney and Friends for a whole month!

Lawson's dad: Go to your room right now, and think about watching Barney and Friends!

Lawson went to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's parents were furious with Gelman.

Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you get King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street?! You know getting anyone arrested by littering the coke in the street is naughty. And also, King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month with no computer! 

Gelman's mum: Your punishment is to watch Bear in the Big Blue House for a whole month!

Gelman's dad: Go to your room right now, and think about watching Bear in the Big Blue House!

Gelman went to his room, crying.

Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Mundy's house, Mundy's parents were furious with Mundy.

Mundy's dad: Conrad, how dare you get King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street?! You know getting anyone arrested by littering the coke in the street is naughty. And also, King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month with no computer! 

Mundy's mum: Your punishment is to watch Blue's Clues for a whole month!

Mundy's dad: Go to your room right now, and think about watching Blue's Clues!

Mundy went to his room, crying.

Mundy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' parents were furious with Skeens.

Skeens' dad: Greg, how dare you get King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street?! You know getting anyone arrested by littering the coke in the street is naughty. And also, King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month with no computer! 

Skeens' mum: Your punishment is to watch Dora the Explorer for a whole month!

Skeens' dad: Go to your room right now, and think about watching Dora the Explorer!

Skeens went to his room, crying.

Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Lazy Kid's house, Lazy Kid's parents were furious with Lazy Kid.

Lazy Kid's dad: Richard, how dare you get King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street?! You know getting anyone arrested by littering the coke in the street is naughty. And also, King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month with no computer! 

Lazy Kid's mum: Your punishment is to watch Teletubbies for a whole month!

Lazy Kid's dad: Go to your room right now, and think about watching Teletubbies!

Lazy Kid went to his room, crying.

Lazy Kid: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Sue Bob's house, Sue Bob's parents were furious with Sue Bob.

Sue Bob's dad: Sue Bob, how dare you get King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street?! You know getting anyone arrested by littering the coke in the street is naughty. And also, King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month with no computer! 

Sue Bob's mum: Your punishment is to watch Barney and Friends for a whole month!

Sue Bob's dad: Go to your room right now, and think about watching Barney ans Friends!

Sue Bob went to his room, crying.

Sue Bob: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Clyde's house, Clyde's parents were furious with Clyde.

Clyde's dad: Clyde, how dare you get King Bob arrested by littering the coke in the street?! You know getting anyone arrested by littering the coke in the street is naughty. And also, King Bob is a best king of the playground and a best student in Third Street School. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for a month with no computer! 

Clyde's mum: Your punishment is to watch Sesame Street for a whole month!

Clyde's dad: Go to your room right now, and think about watching Sesame Street!

Clyde went to his room, crying.

Clyde: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!






CAST

Eric as Lawson, Mundy and King Bob

Joey as Gelman, Jordan and Sue Bob's dad 

Brian as Skeens and King Bob's Loyal Subject 2

Duncan as Lazy Kid

Steven as Clyde Philmore and Jerome 

Kendra as Sue Bob Murphy and Mrs Skeens (Skeens' mum)

Paul as King Bob's Loyal Subject 1

Alan as King Bob's Loyal Subject 3 and Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad)

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Trumpet Boy 

Wiseguy as Police Officer, Miss Finster, Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Kimberly as Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)

Simon as Gelman's dad and Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)

Belle as Gelman's mum

Kate as Mrs Mundy (Mundy's mum) 

Dave as Lazy Kid's dad

Salli as Lazy Kid's mum

Catherine as Sue Bob's mum

Diesel as Clyde's dad

Allison as Clyde's mum

TRIVIA

The audio featuring King Bob screaming "NOOOOOOOOOOO!" from the Recess episode Pharoah Bob is used as an audio for the first time when King Bob gets horrified that the police officer tells him he is going to jail, and the audio is used again when King Bob is driven on the way to jail by the police officer

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