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Principal Prickly and Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)-Wiseguy

Lawson, Mundy, Carter and other 98th Street School Students-Eric

Gelman, Dawson and other 98th Street School Students-Joey

Skeens and other 98th Street School Students-Brian

Rachel Hart, Rachel Jeans, Queen Barb and other 98th Street School Students-Julie

Penny and other 98th Street School Students-Emma

Bertha, Digger Jade, Mrs Mundy (Mundy's mum) and other 98th Street School Students-Kate

Paul Prickly, Mr Boyd, Mr Hart (Rachel's dad) and Penny's dad-Dallas

Harry the Janitor, 98th Street School clone of Guru Kid, Shulman and other 98th Street School Students-Steven

98th Street School clone of Upside-Down Girl and other 98th Street School Students-Ivy

Digger Pam-Grace

Sesame Boy and other 98th Street School Students-Evil Genius/David/Zack

Gordan and other 98th Street School Students-Dave

Gerard, Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad) and other 98th Street School Students-Alan

98th Street School clone of Hustler Kid, Jones, 98th Street School clone of Scribe Kid, Gelman's dad and Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)-Simon

98th Street School clone of Swinger Girl and other 98th Street School Students-Kayla

Umpire-Diesel

Maggie and other 98th Street School Students-Amy

Sasha Chart-Susan

Bendy and other 98th Street School Students-Paul

Other 98th Street School Students-Allison

Other 98th Street School Students-Salli

Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum) and other 98th Street School Students-Kimberly

Gelman's mum-Belle

Mrs Skeens (Skeens' dad), Mrs Hart (Rachel's mum) and other 98th Street School Students-Kendra

Penny's mum-Catherine

TranscriptEdit

In Principal Prickly's office, Principal Prickly was talking to Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny.

Principal Prickly: Alright, kids! This is important! We are going to 98th Street School to play a game of kickball. My brother Paul is expecting us.

Lawson: Oh boy! We love kickball!

Gelman: That's our hobby!

Mundy: This is so great! Missing school is fun!

Skeens: That was awesome!

Rachel: I bet we can compete with any other students!

Penny: I bet they can't beat us!

Principal Prickly: Okay, kids. I want to win a game of kickball. So don't let me down, okay?

Lawson: Okay!

Principal Prickly: Alright! Let's go to the bus!

So Principal Prickly, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny left the office, and walked along the hallway and went out of Third Street School. Then they approached the bus, and went inside it. As Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny sat on their seats. Principal Prickly greeted Bertha the bus driver.

Principal Prickly: Hello, Bertha!

Bertha: Hello, Peter! What can I do for you?

Principal Prickly: Can you take us to 98th Street School? My brother Paul is expecting me!

Bertha: Okay, let's go to 98th Street School!

Principal Prickly: Thanks!

Principal Prickly walked to one of the seats and sat on it.

So Bertha started her engine and drove off to 98th Street School. On their way to 98th Street School, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny were excited.

Lawson: Oh boy! This is the day of kickball! We can kick some rival butt!

Gelman: This is fun, isn't it?

Lawson: Yeah, Lawson's the name! Kickball's the game!

Rachel: Yeah, we can challenge some rivals!

Mundy: We're going to be smarter than them!

Skeens: Yeah, we'll give those whompers a run for their money!

Penny: I agree! Someone will challenge us, and someone will be like my rival Yuna back in Izayoi Island.

Principal Prickly: Okay, children! Listen up! When you're out there playing today, never lose sight of the fact that you represent your school and more importantly me. I want you to play the best game of your young lives. I want you to beat the other team, humiliate them, crush them, destroy them, win I tell you, win!

Lawson: Don't worry, Principal Prickly! We'll beat the other team for you!

Principal Prickly: And uh, I eh, have fun.

Inside 98th Street School, Paul Prickly and his assistants were walking around the hallway, and Paul was bossing his staff around.

Paul: Polish those floors! Replace those light bulbs! Clean those windows!

Then Paul stopped for a minute, and he noticed that his artist was laying down, painting his masterpiece at the ceiling.

Paul: And that fresco artist is laying down on the job again!

Suddenly, his janitor Harry came.

Harry: Principal Prickly, the new flagpole is here!

Paul: The 50-footer?! Excellent!

Outside the school, three workers lifted up the flappole and raised the flag. Paul came out of the school, and he was impressed.

Paul: It's beautiful.

Just then, the bus came.

Paul: Well, look who's here!

Principal Prickly, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny came.

Principal Prickly: Thanks for bringing me here, Bertha!

Bertha: You're welcome!

Paul: Petey!

Principal Prickly: Pauley!

Paul: Ahaha! Come on, Half-Pint! You got a game to lose!

Then Principal Prickly noticed a flagpole.

Principal Prickly: I think a flag that large is unseemly.

Principal Prickly walked off, followed by Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny.

Lawson: Boy, that place is familiar.

Rachel: I know Lawson. It looks familiar to us.

Gelman: We can take on some rivals!

Penny: Yeah, I'll beat anyone who's smarter than me like Yuna is.

At the 98th Street Playground, the Prickly brothers were walking along.

Paul: I've given the kids the rest of the day off so they can see their schoolmates triumph in the big kickball game.

Principal Prickly: Don't you think you're a little overcomfident?

Paul: Hmm, let me think about that. No.

Meanwhile, Rachel was walking along.

Rachel: Ah, this is so sweet. This playground is as good as the Third Street Playground.

Then Rachel saw a girl who was hanging upside-down on the bar and identical to Third Street School's Upside-Down Girl.

Rachel: Hi there.

98th Street School's Upside-Down Girl was too busy reading a book.

Rachel: You know your hair would keeps its safe better if you use a little mousse.

Rachel equipped a spray and sprayed 98th Street School's Upside-Down Girl's hair. Then Rachel changed 98th Street School's Upside-Down Girl's hair.

Rachel: Like, voila!

But 98th Street School's Upside-Down Girl's returned to normal. 98th Street School's Upside-Down Girl was angry.

98th Street Upside-Down Girl: Do me a favour. Go away.

Rachel: If you say so.

Rachel walked off. Gelman was confronting the obese boy who was the clone of Guru Kid.

Gelman: Guru Kid, you look dumb.

98th Street Guru Kid: Hey, don't be rude to me, and don't call me dumb! You're as rude to Shulman! Get out of my spot, you good-for-nothing fattie!

Gelman: If you say so.

Gelman blew a raspberry at 98th Street School's Guru Kid, and walked off.

98th Street Guru Kid: Stupid fatso! Queen Barb will have to send that fat guy to the dodgeball wall!

Mundy was walking along.

Mundy: Wow! This is cool!

Then Mundy noticed a hole.

Mundy: Maybe I can took at the hole. I'll go down and take a look.

So Mundy climbed down the hole, and then he met the digging girls Jade and Pam who were clones of Third Street School's digging boys.

Jade: Hey, we're digging here!

Pam: Yeah, no kids in the hole without a helmet!

Mundy: What's that? You look like the digging boys at my school? You two look dumb! Hahahahahaha!

Jade: Hey, don't be rude to us! You look like Bendy!

Pam: Yeah, if you insult us, we'll beat you with our shovels!

Mundy: Whatever you say, dumb diggers!

Mundy blew a raspberry at Jade and Pam.

Jade: You know what?! That's it, we're going to beat you with our shovels! Come on, Pam! Let's do it!

Pam: I'm with you, Jade!

Mundy: Come and get me!

Jade and Pam started to chase Mundy with their shovels, and Mundy quickly climbed out of the hole to safety, and ran off.

Jade: And don't come back!

Pam: So there!

Penny was confronting a boy who was holding a bag of sesame.

Penny: Well, well, well. If it isn't Arthur DeLisle the one Spinelli's talking out. You must be Cornchip Boy.

Sesame Boy: Excuse me, I'm Sesame Boy.

Penny: Sesame? Mmm, I love sesame!

Penny snatched a bag from Sesame Boy.

Penny: It's mine now! Ahahahahahahahaha!

Sesame Boy: You're such a greedy girl! You're as mean as Maggie! You'll be in trouble with Queen Barb!

Penny: Queen who?

Sesame Boy: Barb! That's who!

Suddenly, the clones of Jordan and Jerome came, and they confronted Penny.

Gordon: Are you the new girl in town?!

Penny: Um, yes. Actually, me and my friends are visiting here, and we've come from Third Street School.

Gordon: Third Street School, eh? We've heard of it.

Penny: I bet you hate Jordan and Jerome.

Gerard: No we don't, you idiot! We caught you stealing a bag of sesame from Sesame Boy! Hang it over to him, or we'll report to Queen Barb!

Penny reluctantly gave the bag of sesame to Sesame Boy.

Sesame Boy: Thanks! You may get in trouble with Mr Boyd, the administrative assistant and a fifth grade teacher!

Penny: Whatever, shortstuff!

Gordon: Now stay out of trouble, or you'll be in big trouble with Queen Barb!

Gerard: I agree with Gordon! Get out of our sight!

Penny ran off.

Penny: Oh no! They're as bossy as Jordan and Jerome! And Queen Barb is as bossy as King Bob!

Skeens was talking to 98th Street School's Hustler Kid.

Skeens: Hustler Kid, can I get some stuff so I can play a game of kickball, such as the experimental giant metal shoe?

98th Street Hustler Kid: No! I don't do experimental giant metal shoes. I only offer other kids of the school a wide range of products such as trivial toys and food, often discreetly.

Skeens: Well, can I get a Winger Dinger?

98th Street Hustler Kid: Here!

98th Street School's Hustler Kid gave the Winger Dinger to Skeens.

98th Street Hustler Kid: Have a Winger Dinger! Now buzz off before I get cranky.

Skeens: If you say so, Hustler Kid!

Skeens walked off. Lawson was looking around, and he saw a girl on a swing who looked like Swinger Girl.

Lawson: Maybe I can ask Swinger Girl if I can join in?

Lawson walked over to the 98th Street School's Swinger Girl.

Lawson: Hey, can I join in?

98th Street School's Swinger Girl was annoyed.

98th Street Swinger Girl: No! Go away and let me swing in peace, you weirdo! Shoo!

Lawson walked off.

Lawson: Man! She's as irritable as the other Swinger Girl.

Gelman called to Lawson.

Gelman: Hey, Lawson! Come on! The game of kickball's coming!

Lawson: I'm coming, Gelman!

Lawson rushed off to the kickball tournament and then he arrived at the kickball tournament. Then he caught up with his friends. Paul Prickly had an announcement.

Paul: Welcome, students, faculty, ahem, lambs to the slaughter. Even though today's kickball game is a competition. Principal Prickly, the other less talented Principal Prickly, and I both wanted to remind you that no matter what the outcome. Everybody will be a winner today. Simply losers.

Lawson: Oh boy! This is going to be great! Principal Prickly expects us six to be winners.

Gelman: Yeah, we'll give the 98th Street School students a run for their money.

Rachel: Yeah, our parents will be proud of us if we win.

Mundy: I agree with Rachel!

Skeens: Me too!

Penny: Me three! If we won, we'll get a lot of Winger Dingers!

Paul: And now, I'd like you to give it up for the home team!

The students cheered.

Penny: At second base, Maggie Mineral! The exchange student from Japan!

Maggie Mineral came, and rubbed her boot and waved her hand as the students cheered.

Penny: That girl who looked like me and came from Japan? That's my country!

Paul: At shortstuff, Craig Jones!

Craig Jones came, and waved his hand as the students cheered.

Skeens: Woah! That boy's like me!

Paul: In the outfield, Sasha Chart!

Sasha Chart came, and waved her hand as the students cheered.

Rachel: Gosh! She looks like me! That clone whomps!

Paul: Also in the outfield, Penrod Bendy!

Penrod Bendy had come, and he waved his hand, as the students cheered. Mundy was angry.

Mundy: Oh man! That imposter whomps! Stupid clone!

Paul: At first base, Dale Shulman!

Dale Shulman came, and the students cheered.

Gelman: That guy is a clone of me!

Skeens: They're like our doubles or something.

Rachel: I believe that's correct. Our first doppelganger is the clone of Penny.

Gelman: We have met the enemies and they're like us.

Lawson stood up from the bench, and reasoned with his friends.

Lawson: Oh come on! That's crazy talk, guys! I mean sure there's some similarities, but it's not like we're playing with our clones or anything.

Paul: And finally, our pitcher and team captain and rival of CJ Rotweiler, Eric Dawson!

Lawson, his friends and other 98th Street School Students: Eric Dawson!

Eric Dawson was standing in, and he was confronting Lawson and his friends.

Lawson: Is that the leader of the imposters?

Mundy: It sure is, Lawson!

Dawson: Hello, I have heard that you're coming to visit here and challenge me any my friends. It is I, Eric Dawson. You want to beat me?

Lawson: That's right, imposter! It is I, Erwin Lawson, and I had my friends to challenge you.

Dawson: My friends and I will beat you, and we'll knock you dead!

Lawson: Bring it on, you geek!

The umpire was standing on the goalpost.

Umpire: Better up!

The game began, Lawson and his friends began to compete with their clones.

Penny was challenge Maggie.

Maggie: So, Penny Painapp?! Do you dare try to beat me, you smart freak! We want a kick ton, not another picker!

Penny: Hey, shut up! Or you're dead meat!

Maggie rushed over to Penny.

Maggie: You're gonna make me, punk?! Bring it on!

Penny: With pleasure.

Penny approached Maggie.

Penny: You're as smart as Yuna back in Izayoi Island! When I am through with you, you'll be able to sit next to yourself on the school bus!

The umpire came and broke up the fight.

Umpire: Come on, you monkeys! Playball!

Penny and Maggie walked away from each other. Dawson was ready to kick a ball.

Dawson: I bet you can't catch a dodgeball, missy! Haha!

Penny was standing in front of the goalpost, and Dawson kicked a ball. Then Penny kicked a ball.

Penny: You missed, Dawson! Haha!

The ball flew and then it flew towards the ground. Jones jumped and managed to catch it.

Jones: Ha! I've got the ball now! You losers can't win now!

Skeens: Man! That doppelganger's smarter than me!

Rachel: Definitely Skeens-like.

Lawson rushed in.

Lawson: Look out, imposter! Here comes Lawson!

Lawson kicked a ball, and the ball flew up. Suddenly, Shulman jumped and grabbed a ball.

Shulman: Ha! Too bad, loser!

Gelman was extremely angry and upset.

Gelman: Hey, no fair! That kid's really really big! You stupid fatso! You can't cheat!

Just then, Skeens stepped in.

Lawson: Come on, Skeens! You can do it, man!

Rachel: We're counting on you!

Sasha called out.

Sasha: Time out, please!

Lawson, Rachel and Sasha remained silent, and Sasha rushed over to Bendy and Jones.

Sasha: Bendy, Jones, come on. Let's do some manoeuvre!

Bendy: That's a good idea, Sasha!

Jones: Let's do it!

Bendy: Come on, Jones! Let's go!

Jones: I'm with you, Bendy!

Sasha, Bendy and Jones rushed off.

Lawson, Rachel and Penny were suspicious.

Penny: What are they doing out there?

Rachel: It appears to be a strategic maoeuvre.

Lawson: It'll never work.

Dawson: Get ready, Skeens! You're going down!

Skeens: Bring it on, imposter!

Dawson rolled a ball towards Skeens. Skeens kicked a ball high, and the ball flew up. Jones was looking up, and Sasha called to him.

Sasha: Jones, catch the ball!

Jones: Yes, Sasha!

Jones strafed, and then he caught a ball. The students cheered. Paul was feeling thoughtful, as Principal Prickly was frowning.

Paul: Home team sure is looking good, eh Half-Pint?

Principal Prickly: I'm not a Half-Pint, I'm a Full-Pint, a Full-Pint, okay?!

Lawson was assuring his friends.

Lawson: Don't worry, they might have stopped us, but we can stop them too.

Rachel: Great idea, Lawson! Mundy, let's manoeuvre!

Mundy: Right, okay!

Rachel and Mundy went off to manoeuvre, and then Mundy rushed to the far side.

Maggie was ready to kick a ball.

Maggie: Give it up, imposter! You'll never catch a ball!

Rachel: Mundy, strafe and catch a ball!

Mundy: Right!

Mundy stafed, and Maggie kicked a ball high. Then Mundy caught a ball. The students cheered. Lawson kicked a ball towards Dawson who was standing in front of the goalpost. Dawson kicked a ball, and then Gelman caught a ball.

Gelman: Haha! You missed, stinker!

Dawson was very angry.

Dawson: FATSO!

Rachel kicked a ball over to Jones, and Jones picked up a ball high.

Jones: Ha! You missed the goalpost now!

Rachel: Skeens, catch the ball!

Skeens: Right! I'll catch it!

Skeens ran and then he jumped and managed to catch the ball.

Skeens: You're mine!

On the scoreboard, two teams just scored two zeros. Bendy was ready to kick a ball.

Bendy: Time to lose, sucker!

Mundy was standing in front of the goalpost, and Bendy kicked a ball. Then Mundy kicked a ball.

Mundy: You missed, Bendy! Haha!

The ball flew and then it flew towards the ground. Sasha jumped and managed to catch it.

Sasha: Sorry, I've got the ball!

Mundy: Idiot!

Then Lawson was ready to kick a ball.

Lawson: Time to lose, geek!

Dawson was standing in front of the goalpost.

Dawson: Who are you calling a geek, geek?!

Lawson kicked a ball, and then Dawson kicked a ball.

Dawson: Sucker!

The ball flew and then it flew towards the ground. Rachel jumped and managed to catch it.

Rachel: Sorry, I've got the ball! My boyfriend's smarter than you!

Dawson: Curse you! Your smarter than my girlfriend!

Shulman was ready to kick a ball.

Shulman: Give it up, fatso! You'll never win!

Gelman was standing in front of the goalpost.

Gelman: I can be better than you, you big fat moron!

Shulman kicked a ball, and Gelman kicked a ball.

Gelman: Sucker!

Lawson: Good job, Gelman!

The ball flew and then it flew towards the ground. Dawson jumped and managed to catch it.

Dawson: Haha! You can't win against my friend! Right, Shulman!

Shulman: Right, Dawson!

Then Rachel was ready to kick a ball.

Rachel: You'll never win, Sasha!

Sasha was standing in front of the goalpost.

Sasha: I can be smarter than you!

Rachel kicked a ball, and then Sasha kicked a ball.

Sasha: Haha! Three cheers for Sasha!

The ball flew and then it flew towards the ground. Lawson jumped and managed to catch it.

Lawson: Sorry now, I've got the ball! My girlfriend's smarter than you!

Sasha: Curse you! Your smarter than my boyfriend!

Dawson kicked a ball to Skeens, who was standing in front of the goalpost. Skeens kicked a ball so hard, and the ball flew over the fence. Skeens ran around as the students cheered.

Skeens: Yay! I've scored a goal!

Principal Prickly was impressed, and Paul frowned.

Principal Prickly: Good job, Skeens!

Paul: Unbelievable!

Then Jones kicked a ball so hard, and the ball flew over the fence. Jones ran around as the students cheered.

Jones: Yay! I've scored a goal!

Paul seemed impressed, and Principal Prickly frowned.

Paul: Good job, Jones!

On the scoreboard, two teams just scored four zeros and only scored one. Principal Prickly explained to his brother.

Principal Prickly: Excuse me, I'm gonna go give the troops a few words of encouragement.

Principal Prickly walked over to Lawson's team, and he was very annoyed with them.

Principal Prickly: Listen here, you little slackers! My whole reputation as an education and a man is riding on this game! And you're all just lollygagging around! Now get out there and score some runs!

Lawson: But we're not up right now.

Principal Prickly: Then score some runs when you are up, or you'll all be looking at a quiz on the state flowers tomorrow morning.

Paul was scolding Dawson's team.

Paul: And if you don't score some runs, you'll all be looking at a quiz on the state birds tomorrow morning.

Paul walked off from Dawson's team and he and his brother approached each other and sat back down on the bench.

Paul: Great bunch of kids.

Principal Prickly: You're telling me.

The game resumed, and Bendy was standing in front of the goalpost.

Bendy: You'll never win, doppelgangers!

Lawson was holding a ball.

Lawson: Yes we will!

Lawson rolled a ball to Bendy, and Bendy kicked a ball hard. Then Lawson caught a ball.

Bendy: Oh no! Lawson caught it!

Dawson was very angry.

Dawson: Bendy, you dunderhead! Can't you do anything right? Now this time, kick the ball hard!

Bendy: Sorry.

Then Mundy was standing in front of the goalpost.

Mundy: Give it up, imposter! You can't win!

Dawson was holding a ball.

Dawson: Yes I can!

Dawson rolled a ball to Mundy, and Mundy kicked a ball hard. Then Dawson caught a ball.

Mundy: Drat!

Lawson was very angry.

Lawson: Mundy, you bigmouth! Can't you do anything right? Now this time, kick the ball hard!

Mundy: Sorry.

Then Penny was trying to catch a ball. Then she jumped and landed to the ground towards Maggie, and Maggie caught a ball.

Maggie: I've got it!

Penny: You cheat!

Then Maggie was trying to catch a ball. Then she jumped and landed to the ground towards Penny, and Penny caught a ball.

Penny: Haha! I'm smarter than you, loser!

Maggie: You cheat!

Skeens was standing in front of the goalpost, and Jones was holding a ball.

Jones: Time to lose, Skeens!

Jones rolled over to Skeens, and then Skeens kicked a ball so hard. Then Jones caught it.

Jones: Haha! Take that, Skeens!

Skeens: Curse you, Jones!

Then Jones was standing in front of the goalpost, and Skeens was holding a ball.

Skeens: Time to lose, Jones!

Skeens rolled over to Jones, and then Jones kicked a ball so hard. Then Skeens caught it.

Skeens: Haha! Take that, Jones!

Jones: Curse you, Skeens!

On the scoreboard, two teams just scored seven zeros. Lawson was explaining to his friends and other students on the stands.

Lawson: Look, these guys might be as atheletic as we are. They might be as smart as we are. You might even have a principal who's a bigger jerk as ours is. But I tell you one thing, they don't have the same heart, right?

Lawson's friends and other 98th Street School Students: Right!

Dawson was explaining to his friends and other students on the stands.

Dawson: But I'll bet you this! They don't have the same heart, right?

Dawson's friends and other 98th Street School Students: Right!

Umpire: Better up!

Mundy walked over to the goalpost and stood in front of it.

Lawson: Two ones, Mundy. You need a kick.

Principal Prickly came behind a goalpost.

Principal Prickly: Listen, kid. The whole game is on your shoulders. Make a mistake, and it's another year of fifth grade!

Mundy: Okay, if you say so.

Principal Prickly walked off. Paul called out to Bendy.

Paul: Hey you. Pull yourself together. If that kick comes in your way, you better catch it, or it's two more years of fifth grade!

Bendy: Okay if you say so.

Dawson was challenging Mundy.

Dawson: Get ready to lose, Mundy!

Lawson was challenging Bendy.

Bendy: Get ready to lose, Bendy!

Dawson kicked a ball over to Mundy, and then the ball hit the goalpost. Lawson kicked a ball over to Bendy, and then the ball hit the goalpost.

Umpire: Strike!

Principal Prickly was indignant.

Principal Prickly: What?! You can't call that a strike, it was too bouncy! How can a kid kick a ball that bouncy?!

Umpire: Gee, maybe you're right. Yeah okay, ball one.

Suddenly, Paul came, feeling indignant.

Paul: What?! Are you crazy?! You can't just change a call like that!

Principal Prickly burst in.

Principal Prickly: He can so!

Paul: You stay out of this!

Principal Prickly: What?! Who let you proudly be...

Paul: Are you calling me a cheater?!

Principal Prickly: I'm calling you!

Paul: Are you calling me a cheater?!

Principal Prickly: Yes, I am! And you're a cheater! You're stupid!

Paul: Hey, don't call me stupid! You're stupid!

Principal Prickly: No you are!

Paul: You are!

Lawson, Dawson and their friends were hearing their principals arguing.

Lawson: Guys, I'm going in.

Lawson walked over to Dawson.

Lawson: Hey, Dawson!

Dawson: What is it, Lawson?

Lawson: I've won the game, and you did as well.

Dawson: Really?

Lawson: Yes.

Gelman: What's going on?

Skeens: I think they're negotiating.

Lawson's friends walked over to Lawson.

Lawson: Dawson, we all win, and we have a draw.

Dawson: Agreed.

Lawson and Dawson shook hands, and their teams came.

Lawson: Our principals are arguing, and they're jerks! My principal's a jerk like my teacher Miss Finster!

Dawson: And mine's a jerk like my teacher Mr Boyd! Let's go tell our principal that we have agreed to a draw.

Lawson: Good idea, Dawson!

So two teams went to confront their principals. The Prickly brothers kept on arguing.

Paul: You're nothing like a loser, Half-Pint!

Principal Prickly: I'm a Full-Pint, you idiot! A FULL-PINT! YOU CHEATER!

Paul: I'M NOT A CHEATER, YOU ARE!

Then their students came.

Principal Prickly: You are a disgraceful principal of your own school!

Paul: And you are a disgraceful principal of your own school!

Dawson: QUIET!

The Prickly brother stopped arguing.

Dawson: We have an announcement to make.

Lawson: Yeah, we've agreed to a draw.

The Prickly brothers were indignant.

Principal Prickly: What?! You can't do that!

Paul: You kids get back out there and play, I tell you! Play!

Dawson: Sorry, Principal Pricklies, but we're not listening to you guys anymore.

Lawson: Yeah, we never thought anybody could set the fun on a kickball, but this is definitely not been fun. This whomps! We play our own kickball games! Go play your own kickball games!

Principal Prickly: But we don't have our own games!

Paul: We may have them, but we love kickball and compete against any other school staff!

Dawson: 'Cause the thing is, sirs. When you're kids, it's not whether you win or lose.

Penny: It's getting out of school to play the game!

The students cheered.

Rachel: That's right, we're going to play our own kickball game!

Lawson: That's right, we're rebelling against you! So long, Principal Suckers! Come on, guys! Let's go!

Lawson, Dawson and their friends began to walk off.

Paul: But, but, you kids can't do this to me! It's a conspiracy!

Paul glared to Principal Prickly.

Paul: This is all your fault, Half-Pint! You've let your students and my students agree to a draw!

Principal Prickly: No, it's your fault! I didnt let my students and your students agree to a draw! You did!

Paul: Did not!

Principal Prickly: Did too!

Paul: Did not!

Principal Prickly: Did too!

Paul: It's your fault for letting the teams agree to a draw!

Principal Prickly: No, it's your fault!

Paul: Did not!

Principal Prickly: Did too!

Paul: Did not!

Principal Prickly: Did too!

Paul: Did not!

Principal Prickly: Did too!

Paul: Did not!

Principal Prickly: Did too!

Lawson, Dawson and their teams were watching their fight.

Lawson: Pfft, adults.

Dawson: You guys want to play in our Jungle Gym? They call it Old Crusty.

Lawson: Wow, they call ours Old Rusty.

So Lawson, Dawson rushed over to Old Crusty, the Jungle Gym, and then they started to play in it. Then Sasha walked up to Lawson and Rachel.

Sasha: Lawson, Rachel.

Lawson: What is it, Sasha?

Rachel: Tell us.

Sasha: I wanted to be smarter than Queen Barb.

Lawson: Queen who?

Sasha: Barb! That's what! She's the Queen Regnant of the school playground queendom.

Lawson: Is she bossy?

Sasha: Yes.

Rachel: Oh my god! She's as bossy as King Bob at my school! Thanks for telling me!

Sasha: Who's King Bob?

Lawson: He's the king at my school.

Sasha: Let's get Dawson to tag along with us!

At the wall, Mundy, Skeens and Penny enjoyed doing graffiti on the wall with their counterparts Bendy, Jones and Maggie. They even wrote 'Boyd whomps'.

Mundy: Boy, this is fun, isn't it?

Bendy: It sure is!

Skeens: What an adventure!

Jones: It's a miracle, Skeens!

Skeens: I know, Jones! It was cool.

Penny: Maggie, do you like pineapples?

Maggie: Of course I do, Penny.

Penny: Wow! My brother Kenny likes them to.

Maggie: So does my brother Paddy.

Penny: Wow! What a sense of humour!

Just then, a girl came, who looked like a weasel and she was the clone of Randall Weems.

Mundy: Hey, Bendy? Who's that girl?

Bendy: It was Rachel! Rachel Jeans, the snitch of my teacher Mr Boyd. She always gets me and my friends into trouble with our teacher! Rachel whomps.

Mundy: Hey, that Lawson's girlfriend's name. Her name's Rachel Hart!

Bendy: I know! This girl's full name is Rachel Jeans!

Skeens: I can't believe this! Two Rachels have a same name?

Mundy: Yes! Our Rachel is Lawson's girlfriend, and the other Rachel is a snitch.

Rachel Jeans walked over to Mundy, Skeens, Penny, Bendy, Jones and Maggie.

Rachel Jeans; So you're enjoying some painting, eh? This better not be graffiti, I will tell Mr Boyd on you, creeps!

Mundy: Drat, that girl's stupid like Randall.

Bendy: Don't worry, Mundy! We despise that idiot!

Maggie: Don't worry, guys! I'll handle that brat!

Maggie confronted Rachel Jeans.

Maggie: Get lost, you fashion reject!

Rachel Jeans ran off.

Rachel Jeans: Alright, I'm going! I'm going! I'm going!

Penny: Good job teaching that weasel girl a lesson! You told her off! Good going!

Dawson: Hey, guys! Want to play our own kickball!

Bendy: You got it, Dawson!

So Mundy, Skeens, Penny, Bendy, Jones and Maggie followed Dawson, and then they arrived at the kickball area, and Lawson, Gelman, Rachel, Shulman and Sasha came along.

Lawson: Okay, now, everyone!

Dawson: Let the game begins!

And so the kickball game began, and Lawson's friends and Dawson's friends began to play their own kickball, and they enjoyed doing it. 30 minutes later, Lawson and Dawson were impressed.

Lawson: Wow! What a great game! We have no Pricklies to boss us around here anymore.

Dawson; I know, right?

Dawson's friends were impressed with Lawson's friends.

Shulman: Wow, you beat us fair and square.

Sasha: You five are so cool! Hey come on! Let's go confront Queen Barb!

Lawson: Good idea! So Lawson, Dawson and their friends went off to find Queen Barb. Then they approached the Jungle Gym that looked like King Bob's Jungle Gym. They went up the Jungle Gym, and then they came face to face with Queen Barb, the counterpart of King Bob. Queen Barb was sitting on a throne.

Queen Barb: Hey, what do you want for us now?

Dawson: Me and my gang have got new friends who are the doubles! That's Erwin Lawson, the leader of the gang, and everyone calls him Lawson. He looks similar to me.

Sasha: Rachel Hart looks similar to me.

Shulman: Leo Gelman looks similar to me. Everyone calls him Gelman.

Bendy: Conrad Mundy looks similar to me. Everyone calls him Mundy.

Jones: Greg Skeens looks similar to me. Everyone calls him Skeens.

Maggie: And Penny Painapp looks similar to me.

Queen Barb: So, doubles! What are you doing?

Lawson: We're going to have Sasha be a queen, and Sasha will be better than you.

Queen Barb: Hey, you can't do that!

Queen Barb called to her loyal subjects.

Queen Barb: Gordon! Gerard!

Then Gordan and Gerard came.

Gordan: What is it, ma'am?

Gerard: What's up?

Queen Barb: Sasha's going to be better than me!

Queen Barb called to her Scribe Kid.

Queen Barb: Scribe Kid! Get this down!

Then 98th Street School's Scribe Kid came.

98th Street Scribe Kid: Yes, ma'am! I'll do it!

So 98th Street School's Scribe Kid wrote down everything for what Sasha was planning, and he did it.

Queen Barb: Thanks, Scribe Kid!

98th Street Scribe Kid: You're welcome!

So 98th Street School's Scribe Kid walked off.

Queen Barb: Now, doubles! Get out of our sight!

Mundy: What?! We want Sasha to be queen! Let her be right now!

Queen Barb: Well, that's too bad! Sasha can't be queen, and she can't take my throne!

Skeens: Well too bad. You're going to let Sasha be queen.

Queen Barb: If you guys keep this up, I'll have you sent to the dodgeball wall!

Lawson, Dawson and their friends had had enough of Queen Barb's stubbornness.

Lawson: That's it, you asked for it!

Queen Barb was horrified. 

Gelman: You, Queen Barb, are nothing but a pathetic excuse of a clone of King Bob! You're so selfish!

Lawson: Guys, let's push her off the Jungle Gym!

Lawson, Dawson and their friends menaced Queen Barb and forced her towards the edge, and pushed her off the Jungle Gym.

Queen Barb: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Lawson: Ha! Take that, Queenie!

Sasha: Guys? Guess what I kept on my backpack.

Sasha took something out of her backpack, and she just got a royal red cloak and a tiara.

Sasha: I made them myself.

Lawson: Wow, you made them!

Rachel: Your dress is beautiful.

Sasha: That's right. I'm going to be queen.

Sasha put on a tiara, and put on a cloak.

Mundy: Wow, you're so beautiful.

Skeens: It's gorgeous.

Penny: Wonderful!

Dawson: Sasha, you're so lovely.

Sasha: How about a kiss?

Dawson: Sure.

Dawson and Sasha kissed each other.

Lawson: Ah, this is sweet.

Rachel: They're like us.

Dawson: Sasha, when we grew older, I'll be your king.

Sasha: Oh Dawson, you're so sweet.

Lawson: Hey, come on! Are we ready to play another game of kickball and compete against the sixth graders?

Everyone: Yeah!

So Lawson, Dawson and their friends went down the Jungle Gym, and then they were confronted by Queen Barb and a boy who was a counterpart of Tara, and they were horrified.

Lawson: Queen Barb, I can't believe you hit the ground.

Queen Barb: That's right, my boyfriend Carter saved me from hitting the ground.

Carter: How dare you push my girlfriend off the Jungle Gym?! You guys should be ashamed of yourselves! You know pushing the queen of the playground is a very bad thing to do that!

Queen Barb: I agree with Carter, you'll end up at the dodgeball wall for this! And Sasha, why are you in these royal clothes?

Sasha: Because I want to be better than you.

Carter: You jerk! I hope Rachel can tell Mr Boyd on you!

Rachel: Me? Tell Mr Boyd on them?

Carter: No! The other Rachel! Rachel Jeans, she will tell Mr Boyd on you!

Rachel: What?! That snitch has the same name as me?! Man, that snitch is as creepy as Randall at our school!

Penny: Yeah, that snitch whomps!

Maggie: I agree, Jeans is such a jerk! Me and my friends hate Jeans so much!

Queen Barb: Now get out of our sight before we call Mr Boyd on you!

Carter: You heard the queen! Go away!

So Lawson, Dawson and their friends rushed off, and then they came back to the kickball area.

Dawson: Lawson, me and Sasha will host a game of kickball area.

Lawson: Great! Good luck!

Suddenly, Rachel Jeans came with Mr Boyd, the counterpart of Miss Finster.

Rachel: There they are, Mr Boyd! The ones who pushed Queen Barb off the Jungle Gym?! Also, I've seen Bendy, Jones and Maggie doing some graffiti on the wall with their clones!

Mr Boyd: Really? Oh my god! Thanks for telling me, Rachel! Have a cookie!

Mr Boyd gave a cookie to Rachel.

Rachel: Thanks!

Rachel ate a cookie, and then Mr Boyd walked over to Lawson, Dawson and their friends.

Mr Boyd: All twelve of you, how dare you push Queen Barb off the Jungle Gym?! You're lucky that Kay Cole saved her from hitting the ground.

Lawson: Dawson, Carter was a middle name to Queen Barb's boyfriend.

Dawson: That's right.

Mr Boyd: And Bendy, Jones and Maggie, I forbid you to do graffiti on any walls! You're a disgrace to this school! I'm sending you all to Principal Prickly now!

Lawson: Excuse me, we have two Principal Pricklies who are brothers.

Rachel: Yeah, me and my friends have our own Principal Prickly, and we're visitors of this school.

Gelman: Yeah, we've come from Third Street School.

Lawson: I'm Erwin Lawson.

Gelman: I'm Leo Gelman.

Mundy: I'm Conrad Mundy.

Skeens: I'm Greg Skeens.

Rachel: I'm Rachel Hart.

Penny: And I'm Penny Painapp. And we've come from Third Street School.

Mr Boyd: Well, Third Street School kids! You've been causing a lot of trouble! I'm going to send you all and your clones to your principals! Come with us now!

Lawson: No! We're going to beat you up! So there! Guys, let's go beat him up!

Mr Boyd was horrified.

Mr Boyd: Nonononononononononononononononono!

Lawson, Dawson and their friends began to beat up Mr Boyd, and then they fled. Mr Boyd picked himself up.

Mr Boyd: I need to go speak to the Pricklies.

Mr Boyd limped off to speak to the Pricklies. On the other side, two Pricklies kept on fighting.

Paul: You are a cheater!

Principal Prickly: No, you are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Just then, Mr Boyd came.

Mr Boyd: Hey, Pricklies! What's all this fighting?!

Paul: Boris, it's Petey's fault for letting my students and his students agree to a draw!

Principal Prickly: No, it's his fault for letting my students and his students agree to a draw!

Paul: Petey's being so stupid!

Principal Prickly: No, Paul is!

Paul: I'm not stupid! You are!

Principal Prickly: No, you are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Principal Prickly: You are!

Paul: You are!

Mr Boyd: Alright, Pricklies! Enough is enough! What's all the problem?

Principal Prickly: Our students rebelled against us!

Paul: Yeah, they caused trouble for us after winning at a same!

Mr Boyd: Also, Bendy, Jones and Maggie did graffiti on the wall with Mundy, Skeens and Penny. And Dawson, Shulman, Bendy, Jones, Sasha and Maggie pushed Queen Barb off the Jungle Gym with Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny.

Principal Prickly: Oh my god! They're in big trouble now!

Paul: Thanks for telling us, Boris! Let's go confront them!

Mr Boyd and the Prickly brothers went to find their students. At the other side, Lawson, Dawson and their friends were walking along.

Lawson: Boy, Mr Boyd's always fussy like Miss Finster.

Dawson: I agree!

Gelman: So do we.

Shulman: Yeah, Mr Boyd sometimes stops me from bullying Rus Rimple. Rimple's nothing but a geek.

Gelman: And Miss Finster sometimes stops me from bullying Gus Griswald. Griswald's nothing but a geek.

Suddenly, Mr Boyd and the Prickly brothers confronted Lawson, Dawson and their friends.

Principal Prickly: All twelve of you, how dare you rebel against us?!

Paul: You know it's a conspiracy!

Principal Prickly: Mundy, Skeens and Penny, we just heard that you did graffiti on the wall with your clones!

Paul: And we just heard that all of you pushed Queen Barb off the Jungle Gym! You're lucky Kay saved her from hitting the ground.

Principal Prickly: And we just heard that you beat up Mr Boyd.

Paul: You guys know it's a bad thing to do!

Principal Prickly: That's it, all of you are in big trouble! Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny, let's go back to Third Street School right now! (to Paul) Paul, send your students to your office!

Paul: Don't worry, Petey! I'll send my students to my office for now!

Principal Prickly: Thanks!

Paul: Dawson, Shulman, Bendy, Jones, Sasha and Maggie, all of you are coming to my office with me! Let's go right now!

Lawson: Goodbye, Dawson! We'll see you soon!

Dawson: Do come and visit us sometimes!

So Principal Prickly and his friends walked away on their way out.

Sasha: Dawson, those kids are great, and we all make a great team. Right, Dawson?

Dawson: Right, Dawson!

Sasha: Say? How about a kiss?

Dawson: Sure.

Dawson and Sasha kissed each other.

Shulman: Aw, how sweet.

Paul: Okay, kids! Let's go to my office now!

So Paul and his friends went off to his office. Meanwhile, back in Third Street School, in Principal Prickly's office, Principal Prickly was upset with Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny.

Principal Prickly: Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny, you have been a disgrace to 98th Street School. All of you just played dirty, lollygagged and caused trouble for me and my brother! Next time, do something better and not make mistakes again when we next visit 98th Street School! That's it, all of you are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now!

Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Rachel and Penny went home in disgrace. Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents were furious with Lawson.

Lawson's dad: Erwin, how dare you rebel against Principal Prickly and his brother, play dirty, lollygag and cause trouble for Principal Prickly and his brother?!

Lawson's mum: You know it's unacceptable! Even worse, you pushed Queen Barb off the Jungle Gym, and beat up the fifth grade teacher Mr Boyd!

Lawson's dad: You're lucky that Queen Barb's boyfriend saved her from hitting the ground. You should be ashamed of yourself. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! This means no TV, no computer, no video games, no nothing!

Lawson's mum: I agree with your father! Go upstairs to your room now!

Lawson went to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's parents were furious with Gelman.

Gelman's dad: Gelman, how dare you rebel against Principal Prickly and his brother, play dirty, lollygag and cause trouble for Principal Prickly and his brother?!

Gelman's mum: You know it's unacceptable! Even worse, you pushed Queen Barb off the Jungle Gym, and beat up the fifth grade teacher Mr Boyd!

Gelman's dad: You're lucky that Queen Barb's boyfriend saved her from hitting the ground. You should be ashamed of yourself. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! This means no TV, no computer, no video games, no nothing!

Gelman's mum: I agree with your father! Go upstairs to your room now!

Gelman went to his room, crying.

Gelman: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Mundy's house, Mundy's parents were furious with Mundy.

Mundy's dad: Conrad, how dare you rebel against Principal Prickly and his brother, play dirty, lollygag and cause trouble for Principal Prickly and his brother?!

Mundy's mum: You know it's unacceptable! Even worse, you did graffiti on the wall, pushed Queen Barb off the Jungle Gym, and beat up the fifth grade teacher Mr Boyd!

Mundy's dad: You're lucky that Queen Barb's boyfriend saved her from hitting the ground. You should be ashamed of yourself. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! This means no TV, no computer, no video games, no nothing!

Mundy's mum: I agree with your father! Go upstairs to your room now!

Mundy went to his room, crying.

Mundy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' parents were furious with Skeens.

Skeens' dad: Greg, how dare you rebel against Principal Prickly and his brother, play dirty, lollygag and cause trouble for Principal Prickly and his brother?!

Skeens' mum: You know it's unacceptable! Even worse, you did graffiti on the wall, pushed Queen Barb off the Jungle Gym, and beat up the fifth grade teacher Mr Boyd!

Skeens' dad: You're lucky that Queen Barb's boyfriend saved her from hitting the ground. You should be ashamed of yourself. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! This means no TV, no computer, no video games, no nothing!

Skeens' mum: I agree with your father! Go upstairs to your room now!

Skeens went to his room, crying.

Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Rachel's house, Rachel's parents were furious with Rachel.

Rachel's dad: Rachel, how dare you rebel against Principal Prickly and his brother, play dirty, lollygag and cause trouble for Principal Prickly and his brother?!

Rachel's mum: You know it's unacceptable! Even worse, you pushed Queen Barb off the Jungle Gym, and beat up the fifth grade teacher Mr Boyd!

Rachel's dad: You're lucky that Queen Barb's boyfriend saved her from hitting the ground. You should be ashamed of yourself. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! This means no TV, no computer, no video games, no nothing!

Rachel's mum: I agree with your father! Go upstairs to your room now!

Rachel went to her room, crying.

Rachel: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Penny's house, Penny's parents were furious with Penny.

Penny's dad: Penny, how dare you rebel against Principal Prickly and his brother, play dirty, lollygag and cause trouble for Principal Prickly and his brother?!

Penny's mum: You know it's unacceptable! Even worse, you did graffiti on the wall, pushed Queen Barb off the Jungle Gym, and beat up the fifth grade teacher Mr Boyd!

Penny's dad: You're lucky that Queen Barb's boyfriend saved her from hitting the ground. You should be ashamed of yourself. That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! This means no TV, no computer, no video games, no nothing!

Penny's mum: I agree with your father! Go upstairs to your room now!

Penny went to her room, crying.

Penny: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

TriviaEdit

This episode is inspired by the Recess episode The Challenge

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