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At the park, Lawson was asking his friends Gelman, Mundy and Skeens.

Lawson: Hey guys! Do you want to make a band while our parents are at the store shopping? 

Gelman: Yes!

Mundy: Yes!

Skeens: Yes!

Lawson: OK! Now let's go get our instruments and we'll start our band! 

Then Lawson and his friends went off to get their instruments. Later they got their instruments and went back to the park, Lawson had a plan.

Lawson: Alright! We got our instruments! I will do the singing with the microphone! 

Gelman: I will play the drum sets!

Mundy: I will play the electric guitar!

Skeens: And I will play the rock guitar! 

Lawson: OK! Which song do you want to sing?

Gelman: Greased Lightnin'!

Lawson: OK! Is everybody ready? 

Gelman: Ready!

Mundy: Ready!

Skeens: Ready!

Lawson: Alright! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four! 

Lawson and his friends began to play the band and sing Greased Lightnin'. 

Lawson: Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lightnin'!

Gelman: Grease lightnin'!

Lawson: We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah.

Gelman: Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'.

Lawson: Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah.

Mundy: We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready.

Lawson: With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door

Skeens: You know that ain't no s***, we'll be gettin' lots of t** in grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah.

Gelman: A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah.

Mundy: With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks. 

Skeens: You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**** wagon - grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

(Instrumental break)

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin'!

Just then, the music director came, and he was impressed.

Music Director: Wow! I heard that you guys did rock! What would you like to name your band?

Lawson: How about. The Lawson Packrat Boys! 

Music Director: OK, the Lawson Packrat Boy Band it is. The rock 'n' roll concert is tomorrow night. So you need to practice real good. Because practice makes perfect, okay?

Lawson: OK!

That very night at the rock 'n' roll concert. The music director had an announcement.

Music Director: Ladies and gentlemen, the rock 'n' roll concert is proud to present you - the Lawson Packrat Boy Band! 

The music director walked offstage as the audience clapped and applauded. The curtain raised to reveal Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens. Lawson, Gelman, Mundy and Skeens had practiced playing their instruments. Lawson had an announcement. 

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you very much! Let's play some music! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Lawson and his friends began to play the band and sing Greased Lightnin'. 

Lawson: Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lightnin'!

Gelman: Grease lightnin'!

Lawson: We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah.

Gelman: Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'.

Lawson: Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah.

Mundy: We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready.

Lawson: With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door

Skeens: You know that ain't no s***, we'll be gettin' lots of t** in grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah.

Gelman: A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah.

Mundy: With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks. 

Skeens: You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**** wagon - grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

(Instrumental break)

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Gelman, Mundy and Skeens: Lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin'!

Lawson: Thank you very much everybody! We're glad you liked it! Goodbye everyone! 

Then the curtain raised down. Then the music director reappeared.

Music Director: Thanks for watching the Lawson Packrat Boys band play, everybody! This concludes the rock 'n' roll concert for the night. Goodnight, everyone! 

Back in Lawson's house, Lawson's parents were indignant and upset with Lawson, as well as scolding him

Lawson's dad: Erwin! We cannot believe you made a band while grounded! That's it!

Lawson's mum: You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Lawson's dad: Go upstairs to your room right now!

Lawson went up to his room, crying.

Lawson: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Gelman's house, Gelman's parents were indignant and upset with Gelman, as well as scolding him

Gelman's dad: Gelman! How dare you make a band while grounded?! That's it! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Gelman's mum: Go upstairs to your room now!

Gelman went up to his room, crying.

Gelman: Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!

Back in Mundy's house, Mundy's parents were indignant and upset with Mundy, as well as scolding him

Mundy's dad: Conrad! How dare you make a band while grounded?! That's it! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Mundy's mum: Go to your room now!

Mundy went up to his room, crying.

Mundy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Back in Skeens' house, Skeens' parents were indignant and upset with Skeens, as well as scolding him

Skeens' dad: Greg! We can't stand you not listening to us! We cannot believe you made a band while grounded! That's it! You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for three weeks! Your punishment is to watch shows you hate such as Barney and Friends, Yo Gabba Gabba, Sesame Street, Elmo's World and more!

Skeens' mum: Go to your room now!

Skeens went up to his room, crying.

Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



CAST

Eric as Lawson and Mundy

Joey as Gelman

Brian as Skeens

Dallas as Music Director

Wiseguy as Mr Lawson (Lawson's dad)

Kimberly as Mrs Lawson (Lawson's mum)

Simon as Gelman's dad and Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)

Belle as Gelman's mum

Alan as Mr Mundy (Mundy's dad)

Kate as Mrs Mundy (Mundy's mum)

Kendra as Mrs Skeens (Skeens' mum)

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