Gelman's dad-Simon




This is the sequel to Gelman pepper sprays Jack.


Rodgers: Gelman, what's the idea of pepper spraying my brother Jack?!

Gelman: It was the only way to get back at him for foiling Skeens' plans of ruining Kendra's pool party.

Rodgers: Well guess what, I'm going to pepper spray you back to see how you like it!

Gelman: No no no no no no no no no no! Don't do it!

Rodgers: Too bad!


Gelman: Ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow ow! That hurts!

Gelman's dad: What's wrong Gelman? Why are you crying?

Gelman: Rodgers just pepper sprayed my eyes and now I'm blind thanks to him!

Gelman's dad: And you deserve it for pepper spraying his brother Jack!

Gelman: Dad, why are you disrespecting my sadness?!

Gelman's dad: Because no one likes you! We're going home now!

(Gelman and his dad leave)

Kendra: Uncle Rodgers, why do you have a can of pepper spray in your hand?

Rodgers: Because Kendra, Gelman pepper sprayed my brother Jack, who is also your father. I also heard that Chucko gave him a nosebleed as well.

Kendra: Let's go to the hospital and see him.

(at the hospital)

Kendra: Dad, are you okay?

Jack: I'm okay. Rodgers, do you have anything to fix my nose?

Rodgers: Yes I do Jack. Watch. Episkey!

(Jack's nose is healed)

Jack: How did you do that?

Rodgers: I got that idea from Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince.

Jack: Thank you. I'm now healed.

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