- Paul as Ruff Ruffman
- Tom as Ruff Ruffman's dad
Ruff Ruffman: I am going to rant on Spies in Disguise, because this movie sucks!
French Narrator: 5 minutes later.
Ruff Ruffman: there! now time to watch it! Before I start this rant, to anyone who likes this movie, then Clarence is a ripoff of Sanjay and Craig! anyways, enjoy! Spies in Disguise? What! NO! More like die in satan's place! oh my god! this movie sucks! this movie was a huge rip off of Spy Kids, which was bad enough!
Ruff Ruffman's dad: Ruff Ruffman!
Ruff Ruffman: (in his TV show voice) Naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa-ha-ha-hooooooooooo!