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CastEdit

Sharon-Kate

Lawson-Eric

Mrs. Skeens-Kendra

Alyssa Skeens-Shy Girl

Skeens-Brian

Police Officer and Mr. Lawson-Wiseguy

Mrs. Lawson-Kimberly

PlotEdit

Sharon Lawson does a good job.

TranscriptEdit

Sharon: Man, I hate Erwin! He called me stupid when I got back from college! I know what to do! I will get him arrested! I will take him to the zoo!

(Lawson walks downstairs)

Sharon: Erwin, since you have been a good boy, I will take you to the zoo.

(at the zoo)

Lawson: Excuse me Sharon?

Sharon: What is it?

Lawson: Can I use the bathroom?

Sharon: Okay.

(Lawson leaves)

Sharon: Now to push Alyssa Skeens in the crocodile pit and run away to think Erwin did it.

Mrs. Skeens: Now Greg and Alyssa, it's time to have fun.

Skeens: Okay.

(Sharon sneaks towards Alyssa Skeens)

Sharon: Now to push Alyssa Skeens in the crocodile pit.

Skeens: Good thing. If you do that to my baby sister, I will give you $500.

Sharon: Okay. Time to push Alyssa into the crocodile pit! Lunchtime, crocs!

Bowser pushed Alyssa towards the crocodile pit.

Alyssa: Hey!

Alyssa fell screaming into the crocodile pit. 

Alyssa: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Alyssa landed into the water filled with ferocious crocodiles. The crocodiles snapped their jaws and started mauling Alyssa, and Alyssa started screaming as she was being eaten alive.

Alyssa: AARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAH! AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Sharon: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's what she gets for being a crybaby to Greg! Now to scamper before I get caught!

(Lawson walks back)

Lawson: Hey, who pushed that baby in the crocodile pit?!

Police Officer: Hold it right there! You are under arrest for pushing a baby in the crocodile pit!

Lawson: But I didn't do it!

Police Officer: Two words! Save it! You are going to jail!

(in the jail cell)

Police Officer: This is your jail cell! You will watch Wild Thornberrys, Rocket Power, SpongeBob Squarepants, Hey Arnold and much more!

(back at the zoo)

Mrs. Skeens: This was my only chance to have more than one kid and now you blew it! Greg, what do you have to say?!

Skeens: I didn't want a baby sister anyway!

(at home)

Mr. Lawson: Sharon, what happened to your brother Erwin?

Sharon: I got him arrested by taking him to the zoo and pushing Alyssa Skeens in the crocodile pit so that the police can think he did it.

Mrs. Lawson: Sharon, I am so proud of you getting revenge on your troublesome brother Erwin. You are now ungrounded forever. 

Sharon: Thank you Mom and Dad. You're the best.

(back in jail)

Lawson: This is great. I can't believe I did something I didn't do, but could this be a dream? There's only one way to find out. WAKE UP!

(Lawson is back in his room)

Lawson (in bed): I was right once again. Getting falsely arrested by my older sister was just a nightmare, which was worse than the one about going to Sellbot Headquarters.

Mr. Lawson (off-screen): Erwin, I got a call from Paul Prickly, your principal's brother! He told me you painted his car green and purple! Why would you do that?!

Lawson: Oh dear! I must confess to my dad right now!

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