In the classroom, Miss Finster was teaching her 5th Grade Students.

Miss Finster: Okay class, today we will be doing some devision tables.

Skeens: Excuse me Miss Finster! I want to give you a very special present!

Miss Finster: Really? Okay! You can give me the present. 

Then Skeens picked up a very special present and walked over to Miss Finster, and he gave a very special present to Miss Finster.

Skeens: Here you go Miss Finster! 

Miss Finster was feeling excited, and she opened up a very special present. Miss Finster had received a box of chocolates. 

Miss Finster: Wow! It's a box of chocolates! Thank you, Skeens! I am going to eat one of these right now! 

So Miss Finster opened the box's lid. Then chocolate spouted from the box and splashed all over Miss Finster! SPLAT! Skeens had given Miss Finster a box of explosive chocolates. The well-behaved students were horrified, even Frank Sedgwick and Rodney. Miss Finster was covered in gooey chicken, Skeens thought it was funny, and so did his friends.

Skeens: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! I just gave you a box of explosive chocolates! That was so funny!

Miss Finster was furious and was raging at Skeens, who was horrified. 

Miss Finster: OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! Skeens, how dare you give me a box of explosive chocolates?! That was really unacceptable! Thanks to you, now I have to get all of the chocolate off of my clothes because of you! That's it, go to Principal Prickly's office now! 

Skeens went off to Principal Prickly's office, and then he got there and he confronted Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: So, Skeens? Why are you here?

Then Skeens started confessing to Principal Prickly, who was horrified.

Skeens: Well, today is Valentine's Day, and I just gave Miss Finster a box of explosive chocolates! 

Principal Prickly was furious. 

Principal Prickly: GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! Skeens, how dare you give your teacher a box of explosive chocolates?! That's it, you are suspended for two weeks! Go home now!

Gelman went home in disgrace. Back home, Gelman's parents were indignant with Skeens.

Skeens' dad: Oh my god! Greg, how dare you give your teacher a box of explosive chocolates! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks!

Skeens' mum: Go upstairs to your room right now, or we will send you to military school for two months! 

Skeens went upstairs to his room, crying,

Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Brian as Skeens

Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Principal Prickly

Simon as Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad)

Kendra as Mrs Skeens (Skeens' mum)

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