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Skeens was talking to his mum.

Skeens: Hey mom!

Skeens' mum: What is it, Greg?

Skeens: Can we go to Pizza Hut?

Skeens' mum got annoyed. 

Skeens' mum: No. 

Skeens was serious.

Skeens: But mom! I am hungry! So let's go to Pizza Hut! 

Skeens' mum was stubborn.

Skeens' mum: Greg, I said no! 

Skeens: Let's go to Pizza Hut!

Skeens' mum: For the last time, Greg! The answer is no! 

Skeens started having a tantrum. 

Skeens: I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut! I want Pizza Hut!

Skeens' mum was still stubborn.

Skeens' mum: Greg, I said we are not going to Pizza Hut and that's final!

Then Skeens' mum heard her husband calling. 

Skeens' dad's voice: Hey honey! There is no food left in the fridge!

Skeens felt impressed, and his mum told him the news.  

Skeens' mum: Did you hear that, Greg? There is no food left in the fridge. So that means we can go to Pizza Hut with just only you and me! How does that sound?

Skeens: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!

Skeens' mum: Let's get in the car and go to Pizza Hut!

Then Skeens and his mum went out of the house and they got in the car, and they went off to Pizza Hut. Then Skeens and his mum arrived at Pizza Hut, and they went inside. The clerk greeted Phil and the Upside-Down Girl.

Clerk: Hello, welcome to Pizza Hut! How may I help you?

Phil: I would like a pepperoni lover's pizza, breadsticks and a medium Pepsi please!  

Upside-Down Girl: And I would like a supreme pizza, a small Pepsi, and some cheese sticks please! 

Clerk: OK! Here's your food!

Then the clerk gave Phil and the Upside-Down Girl their food. 

Phil: Thank you! 

Phil and the Upside-Down Girl gave the money to the clerk. 

Phil: Here's your money! And have a nice day!

Phil and the Upside-Down Girl went off with their food to find their seats. Then Skeens and his mum went up to the clerk. 

Clerk: Hello, welcome to Pizza Hut! How may I help you?

Skeens' mum: I would like a cheese pizza, a medium Mountain Dew, and some cheese sticks!

Skeens: And I would like a pepperoni lover's pizza, a large Pepsi, breadsticks, spicy BBQ, and chocolate chip cookies!

Clerk: I'm sorry, but there are no more chocolate chip cookies left!

Skeens was surprised, and he was indignant. 

Skeens: What? Please tell me you are joking!

Clerk: Don't feel bad young man. How about you get a milkshake instead?

Skeens: Why? 

Skeens' mum: Because, Greg, there are no more chocolate chip cookies left. How about you get a milkshake instead?

Skeens: No way mom! I want what I want! I want the chocolate chip cookies real badly, and that's what I want! 

The clerk was shocked.

Clerk: Uh-oh!

Skeens' mum glared to Skeens and was annoyed at him.

Skeens' mum: Greg, stop acting like a spoiled brat! You can either have a milkshake, or you can have nothing at all!  

The patrons started looking at Skeens and his mum and TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald came. 

Skeens: I got a better idea mom! Why don't we just cross the street to get a diamond ring so you won't be able to engage me! 

Skeens' mum: Greg, I said don't talk to me like that! Now look, everyone is looking at us! 

Skeens: (Wiseguy voice) Oh! So you really want to engage me mom?! Why didn't you say so? Go ahead!  

Skeens started pointing his finger at his mum, who was horrified.

Skeens: (Wiseguy voice) Go ahead mom! My finger is already out! Go ahead and engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me! Engage me here at Pizza Hut! 

TJ: I think this might be a good time for us to get out of here! We better run, right Spinelli? 

Spinelli: Yes! Let's get out of here! Things are getting really crazy in here right now! 

Skeens: (Wiseguy voice) Oh! So you are not going to engage me mom?! Huh, well then! I will engage Pizza Hut! How about that?! 

Vince: Run for your lives!

Gretchen: Skeens' going to attack Pizza Hut! Hurry!

Mikey: You heard Gretchen! Quick! 

Gus: Let's get out of here, before Skeens attacks us!

TJ and his friends ran for their lives. 

Skeens began to go on a rampage, and he ran towards the clerk, and he pushed him over, along with his stand. 

Clerk:

Noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo!

Skeens pushed Butch over, along with his food and his table. 

Butch: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then Skeens injured Tara by pushing her over, along with her food and her table.

Tara: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Then Skeens injured King Bob by pushing him off the bench on the wall, along with his food. 

King Bob: Wah ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

Skeens knocked the food cabinet and the drink cabinet over. He stomped around, and started raving. 

Skeens: (Wiseguy voice) OOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOH! GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR! GRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!

Then Skeens stomped off, and Skeens' mum was dismayed. Then Skeens' mum got furious and threw a fit. 

Skeens' mum: (Scary voice) Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr Greg, Greg, Greg, what in the name of God is wrong with you?! You destroyed the entire Pizza Hut restaurant! I cannot believe you would do a thing like this! You idiot! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

Then the crying Skeens walked up to his mum who was still angry.

Skeens' mum: We are going home now, and you are getting absolutely nothing. 

Skeens' mum began to carry Skeens out of the destroyed restaurant. 

Skeens: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

Then the police siren sounded, Skeens' mum came past the police who had arrived. 

Skeens: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Skeens started begging.

Skeens: (Wiseguy voice) Mommy, mommy, mommy! Please I swear! I'll be good! I will behave!

Skeens' mum was too angry to reply, and she and Skeens got back in the car, and they went home. 

Skeens was crying. 

Skeens: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!  

Skeens' mum: Stop crying, Greg! It's your own fault! Stop crying like a baby! It's totally your own fault! 

Skeens: Mom! All I wanted was chocolate chip cookies! But I did not get any! That's why I had to ask you if you can engage me! 

Skeens' mum: No! The reason why you didn't get any chocolate chip cookies is because there were no more left. So the clerk asked you if you wanted a milkshake instead. But no, you have destroyed Pizza Hut and I believe that we are going to end up on the news and into a lot of trouble. 

Skeens: Okay mum! I'm sorry!

Skeens' mum: Your apologies and forgiveness will not work, Greg. You have got us into a lot of trouble. You also scared TJ and his friends away because you pointed your finger at me! How dare you! I should have never asked if we can go to Pizza Hut today. 

Skeens: OK mom! I'm really really really really really really really sorry! Can we at least go back to Pizza Hut to get the pepperoni lover's pizza, a large Pepsi, breadsticks, spicy BBQ and a milkshake instead?

Skeens' mum: No! You have destroyed Pizza Hut! I think we are going to end up on the news and get into a lot of trouble. When we walked out outside, there was fire everywhere! The police were also there! We had to get out of there fast or otherwise we would get into tons and tons of trouble! Thanks a lot for this, Greg! I think we are going to end up in extreme trouble, Greg! You are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for an entire month! You will have nothing for the rest of this month! When we get home, you will go upstairs to your room!

At the GNN News studio, YankieDude5000 the Newscaster began to make an announcement.

YankieDude5000: Good evening, I'm YankieDude5000, and welcome to the GNN news. Tonight we are going to talk about what happened at Pizza Hut. A boy named Greg Skeens didn't get what he wanted. As a result, he destroyed the Pizza Hut restaurant. We will take you there with another host Gangster Rufus. 

Gangster Rufus was outside the destroyed Pizza Hut.

YankieDude5000: Weatherstar4000video, are you there? Can you hear me? 

Gangster Rufus: Yes, I can hear you, YankieDude5000. I am Gangster Rufus, and here I am at the destroyed Pizza Hut restaurant where a terrible incident happened. A boy named Greg Skeens didn't get what he wanted and he destroyed the entire Pizza Hut restaurant. 

Then Gangster Rufus was inside the destroyed Pizza Hut.

Weatherstar4000video: As you can see, the entire Pizza Hut restaurant has been destroyed. All of the chairs and tables have been ripped apart. The counter has been destroyed.

Then the clerk walked in.

Gangster Rufus: And everything else including the food and drinks have been soiled. And here with me to report, the clerk of Pizza Hut. Sir, can you tell me and everyone on the GNN news about what happened?

Clerk: Well, there were no more chocolate chip cookies for the boy! So I asked him if he can have a milkshake instead! But no! And then he went out of control! Then he went to point his finger at his mom, and then he destroyed the entire Pizza Hut restaurant! It was horrible! I was so scared! Fortunately, I was not seriously hurt though! 

Gangster Rufus: OK, thank you for the information, sir. 

Then the clerk went home. 

Then Gangster Rufus went outside, and he started interviewing TJ and his friends. 

Gangster Rufus: Now here I am outside the Pizza Hut restaurant with six other people, TJ Detweiler, Vince LaSSao, Ashley Spinelli, Gretchen Grundler, Mikey Blumberg and Gus Griswald, they are going to tell us information about what happened. TJ, can you tell me and everyone on the GNN news about what happened when Greg Skeens destroyed the entire Pizza Hut restaurant?

TJ: Well, me and my friends Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus wanted to get something to eat at Pizza Hut today!

Vince: But when we walked in. 

Gus: There was one of our enemies named Skeens who started to go out of control.

Mikey: Then he pointed his finger at his mom to ask him if she can engage him!

Gretchen: We were so scared that we had to get out of Pizza Hut! 

Spinelli: What is wrong with Skeens these days? 

Gangster Rufus: Thank you for the information, TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus! I hope that you are all safe now! And now back to the GNN news studio with YankieDude5000. 

Back in the GNN news studios, YankieDude5000 was with Skeens and his mum. Skeens' mum was having a fit and was in an angry mood. 

YankieDude5000: Thanks, Gangster Rufus. Here I am back with the GNN news studio where I have been joined by two guests Greg Skeens and his mum. So, is there anything you want to say?

Skeens' mum: Yes, my son didn't get what he wanted. And because of this, he destroyed the entire Pizza Hut restaurant and made me look like his homosexual girlfriend. It was so crazy!

Skeens: But mom! It's their own fault! I did not get what I wanted!

Skeens' mum: Shut up, Greg! It's your own fault! If you did not point your finger at me and destroy the entire Pizza Hut restaurant, none of this would have happened! 

Skeens: I told her that I was really really really really really really really sorry! I asked about can we go back and get the milkshake! But no! And now I am grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded!

YankieDude5000: Now as you can see Greg Skeens and his mum have been making fun of, and Greg Skeens is crying because he didn't get what he wanted. 

Skeens' mum: Don't worry, sir, when we actually get home, Greg is going to be even more grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded. There will be no more Pizza Hut for Greg, there will also be no TV, no video games, no computer, and furthermore, and he will be watching Barney and Friends for the rest of the entire month! And also, he will be watching Sesame Street and other shows he hated as well and eating vegetables as well! I am so done with this! Let's go home now, Greg!

Then Skeens' mum carried the crying Skeens all the way home. 

Skeens: (Wiseguy voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

YankieDude5000: And that concludes the news for the night. We will see you in the morning for more news on the GNN news. Goodnight, everyone!

CAST

Brian as Skeens and YankieDude5000

Kendra as Mrs Skeens (Skeens' mum) and Butch 

Simon as Mr Skeens' voice (Skeens' dad's voice) 

Eric as Clerk, Phil, TJ Detweiler and King Bob

Salli as Upside-Down Girl and Gangster Rufus

Paul as Vince LaSSao 

Julie as Ashley Spinelli and Tara

Amy as Gretchen Grundler

Joey as Mikey Blumberg 

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Gus 

Wiseguy as Skeens' angry voice and Skeens' crying voice 

Scary voice as Skeens' mum's angry voice

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