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Skeens was feeling grumpy.

Skeens: Man! I hate Rescue Man! He's the worst tough guy ever and he's stronger than me and my friends! What shall I do?

Then Skeens thought of something.

Skeens: I know! I will push him into the crocodile pit! I reckon he's in the zoo looking down to the crocodiles. 

Skeens went off to the zoo, and then he entered the zoo. Then he saw Rescue Man in front of the crocodile pit.

Skeens: Time to push Rescue Man into the crocodile pit! Lunchtime, crocs!

Skeens pushed Rescue Man towards the crocodile pit.

Rescue Man: Hey!

Rescue Man fell screaming into the crocodile pit. 

Rescue Man: AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARGH! 

Rescue Man landed into the water filled with ferocious crocodiles. The crocodiles snapped their jaws and started mauling Rescue Man, and Rescue Man started screaming as he was being eaten alive.

Rescue Man: AARGH! AAAAAAAAAAAARGH! AAAH! AAAAH! AAAH! AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!

Skeens: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! That's what he gets for being a stupid hero!

Just then, the zookeeper came, and he was very angry.

Zookeeper: Skeens, how dare you push Rescue Man into the crocodile pit?! I just heard that you are going to do that! Now look down there! Look at his body! It's ruined, and he's been eaten alive by crocodiles! That's it, I'm taking you home to your parents right now!

The zookeeper sent Skeens home in disgrace. Back home, Skeens was sitting on a couch, crying, and Skeens' dad was dismayed.

Skeens' dad: Oh no! Not my son again! What did he do this time?

Zookeeper: Well, you're not going to be happy when I say this, Mr Skeens! Skeens just pushed Rescue Man into the crocodile pit. And now he's dead after being mauled and eaten alive by hungry crocodiles! 

Skeens' dad was furious.

Skeens' dad: Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! Greg, how dare you push Rescue Man into the crocodile pit?! Now everyone reacted to his death after he was eaten alive by crocodiles, thanks to you! That's it, you're grounded. grounded, grounded for three weeks with no TV! Go to your room right now, and think about what you've done!

Skeens went to his room, crying.

Skeens: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!



CAST

Brian as Skeens

Alan as Rescue Man

Dallas as Zookeeper

Simon as Mr Skeens (Skeens' dad) 



TRIVIA


Rescue Man's death is inspired by Scar's death from the Lion King when Scar was mauled to death by the hyenas when he tried to pin the blame of Mufasa's death on them and Zoran Lazarević's death in Uncharted 2: Among Thieves when the Shambhala Guardians tackle Zoran Lazarević down and beat him to death  

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