Mr. Skeens-Simon

Miss Finster and Principal Prickly-Wiseguy

Mrs. Skeens-Kendra


This is similar to Clyde and his dad get grounded on Memorial Day, as both father and son got grounded.


Mr. Skeens: Greg, as a punishment for kicking Principal Prickly in the crotch, I will come with you to your school's assembly.

Skeens: No! I didn't mean to!

Mr. Skeens: Yes you did. You did mean to. Now let's go.

(at the Third Street School)

Miss Finster: So Mr. Skeens, why are you here with your son?

Mr. Skeens: It's because he kicked Principal Prickly in the crotch. That's why. 

Miss Finster: Okay class, it's been honoured to celebrate all of our staff. Now let's remove our hats for the pledge.

(pledge begins but something is strange)

Skeens: Dad, I can't remove my hat because it's on too tight.

Mr. Skeens: Neither can I.

Miss Finster: Skeens and Mr. Skeens, what are you doing?!

Skeens: We can't remove our hats.

Miss Finster: You both are disrespecting our country! Go to Principal Prickly's office now!

(in the office)

Principal Prickly: Well, well, well, if it isn't Skeens, the one who kicked me in the crotch yesterday. 

Skeens: That's me.

Principal Prickly: Anyways, why are you here in my office with your father?

Skeens: We had an assembly.

Mr. Skeens: We put our hats on too tight and during the pledge, we couldn't take them off.

Principal Prickly: You both know the rules! Hats off during the pledge! You both are suspended for 5 days! Get out now!

(at home)

Mrs. Skeens: Greg, how dare you refuse to remove your hat during the pledge?! That's it! You are grounded grounded grounded for 4 days! Go to your room now!

Skeens (running upstairs): Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

Mrs. Skeens: Craig, I heard from Principal Prickly that you refused to remove your hat during the pledge! That is not okay!

Mr. Skeens: Isabella, you can't treat me this way! I'm your husband!

Mrs. Skeens: I don't care! As a parent, you must follow the rules! 

Mr. Skeens: I guess I'm grounded the same time as Greg, right?

Mrs. Skeens: No! You are grounded twice as long as Greg's grounding time, which is 8 days! Go to your room or else I will call 9 1 1 and have the police take you to court!

Mr. Skeens (running upstairs): Okay I'm going but don't call 9 1 1 to have the police take me to court!

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