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CastEdit

Skeens-Brian, Krysztof

Doctor-Lawrence

Mr. Skeens-Simon

Mrs. Skeens-Kendra

Mr. Skeens' angry voice-Kidaroo

Guard-Susan

Pilot-Wiseguy

PlotEdit

Skeens gets in big trouble.

TranscriptEdit

Mr. Skeens: Greg, come down stairs right now, we got some good news.

Skeens: What is it, dad?!!

Mr. Skeens: Your mother is now pregnant.

Skeens: Wait, why you both didn't told me that my mom was pregnant while I'm grounded.

Mrs. Skeens: Just to make sure.

Skeens: Is it a boy or a girl?

Mr. Skeens: I don't know, but we will have to find out.

(later)

Mrs. Skeens: Ow (x20)!

Mr. Skeens: What's the matter honey?

Mrs. Skeens: I'm going to have a baby, it's time!

Mr. Skeens:  Let's rush you to the hospital with Conrad, before the police chase us.

(At the hospital)

Mr. Skeens: The Doctor is coming, honey!

Doctor: The doctor is here. So, what seems to be the problem.

Mr. Skeens: My wife is having a baby, is she's OK.

Doctor: Yes, All you have to do it's, to push!!!! Push (x10)

Mr. Skeens: Push (x25)

Mrs. Skeens: I'm trying. Wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa wa.

Doctor: I see the baby, it's out!

(The Doctor grabs the baby out and it's a girl)

Doctor: Congratulations, it's a girl, what would you like to name her?

Mrs. Skeens: I will call her Daisy.

Doctor: That was a good name. By the way, she is so cute.

Mrs. Skeens: I agree with you, but because, she will watch Barney and Friends during her lifetime.

Mr. Skeens: Of course.

(When Skeens arrived)

Skeens: So, what's the update.

Mr. Skeens: Greg, Good news, meet your new baby sister, Daisy.

Skeens: Let me see!

(He saw the new baby girl, but...)

Skeens: Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, she's is so stupid.

(Gasps)

Mr. Skeens: Greg you called your new baby sister stupid, Oh (x15)!

Skeens: I'm sorry dad, I was thinking it was boy, not a girl!

Mr. Skeens: You're too late, you have a girl, end of story. And your apology unaccepted.

Mrs. Skeens: We are going home right now.

Text: At home

Mr. Skeens: Conrad, how dare you call the baby stupid, you're very ungrateful.

Mrs. Skeens: Now say sorry to your sister, now!

(Skeens throws his sister to the ground killing her)

Mr. Skeens (Kidaroo's voice): OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH OH GREG HOW DARE YOU KILL DAISY! THAT'S IT! I'M CALLING THE CAB TO TAKE YOU TO THE AIRPORT! YOU'RE GOING TO POLAND AS YOUR PUNISHMENT!

(later Skeens went in the taxi cab and went to the airport)

Guard: Flight 123 boarding for Poland.

(in the plane)

Pilot: Enjoy the flight.

Meanwhile, at a graveyard at night, Mr. and Mrs. Skeens are still crying over the death of their daughter. A gravestone is marked RIP Daisy Amanda Skeens. Back on the plane...

Pilot: Welcome to Poland.

Skeens: How did I get sent here?

In the town square.

Skeens (Krysztof's voice): Oh no! I am speaking Polish! Can my life get any worse than this?

(Skeens found himself back in his room)

Skeens: Oh great! Being sent to Poland was just a dream and did I have a baby sister? No! That was a dream as well!

Mr. Skeens' voice: Greg, I got a call from Thaddeus T Third V! He told me you blew up his car!

Skeens: Oh no! I must confess to my dad right now!

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