At the Ashleys' Clubhouse, the Ashleys were bored.

Ashley A: Man! I'm like so bored!

Ashley B: Me too!

Ashley Q: Me three!

Ashley T: Me four!

Ashley A: I know, girls. How about we do some skipping?

Ashley B: That's a good idea! Let's go!

Ashey Q: I agree with Ashley B!

Ashley T: Me too!

Ashleys: Ooh, scandalous!

The Ashleys went off to do some skipping. Then Smithy peeked in, and he was bringing in the microphone. 

Smithy: Good! The coast is clear! 

Then Smithy sneaked into the Ashleys' Clubhouse. 

Smithy: I am going to prank the Ashleys' Clubhouse by thinking that there is a monster in here! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha!

Smithy started calling through the microphone by acting like a monster. 

Smithy: (Scary voice) D word! Is is I, the monster! And I am going to beat up everyone of you Ashleys before you Ashleys can't escape! You cannot hide from me! If you do hide from me, then I will eat you up like I did it Bernard, when he tried to befriend me after his parents were too busy to notice! Hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha! Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Then Smithy thought of something.

Smithy: I better get out of here before I get caught by the Ashleys!

Smithy ran out of the Ashleys' Clubhouse, and then he came closer to the Ashleys, who was running closer to him with horror and they stopped and noticed each other with shock. 

(scary Sound FX)

Ashley A: Smithy, did you just see the monster in the...?

Then the Ashleys turned angry. 

Ashley A: Wait a minute! That's it, wait here for us, now!

Ashley B: Yeah, do as you're told!

Ashley Q: Or else you will be punished!

Ashley T: Yeah!

So Smithy did as he was told and the Ashleys went back to their clubhouse in a huff. 

Five minutes later...

The Ashleys cam back to Smithy, feeling angry, and Ashley A was bringing in a pencil and the Behaviour Statement paper. 

Ashley A: Now Smithy! You are going to write down everything down on what happened in our clubhouse.

Ashley B: And if you lie.

Ashley Q: There will be some serious consequences that involve your teacher.

Ashley T: Okay? Start writing.

The Ashleys left the pencil and the paper to Smithy. The Behaviour Statement paper said 'State everything that happened, and if you lie, there will be some serious consequences'. 

Smithy thought for a minute.

Smithy: Wait a minute! They have no proof! I can say whatever I want on this! 

So Smithy started to writing whatever he wanted on that. 

Ten minutes later...

Smithy had done writing whatever he wanted on that. Then the Ashleys reappeared, still angry.

Ashley A: Give us your paper, now!

The words on the Behaviour Statement paper that Smithy wrote 'I have no idea! I was in your clubhouse because I need to talk to you about my report card! I was aware of the microphone announcement. I believe that it was a hacker. I don't know why I am writing this. I did NOTHING bad! You can't do anything to me, because I didn't do anything. I swear!'.

Ashley A: We need to talk to you alone in our clubhouse now!

Ashley B: Come with us, you fashion reject!

Ashley Q: It's time for a talk!

Ashley T: Yeah.

Smithy followed the Ashleys to their clubhouse, and he went inside it. So Smithy faced the Ashleys. 

Ashley A: Now, according to this paper, it says that you did absolutely nothing. Is that true? And did you swear on it? 

Smithy: I am telling the truth, and I swear on it! 

Ashley A: Oh really? Well, we'll just see what Miss Finster has to say about that!

Then Randall and Menlo came.

Menlo: Ashleys, we just saw what Smithy did!

Ashley A: What?! What did he do?

Ashley B: Tell us what happened, okay?

Ashley Q: We want information at once!

Ashley T: Yeah.

Randall: Well, you're going to be very angry when I say this. We looked through the tyres and saw what Smithy is doing. He's using the micophone and pranking your clubhouse by thinking there is a monster in here.

Ashley A: What?! This is like an outrage!

Randall: I've got a camera with me and I've filmed of what Smithy's up too.

Ashley A: Smithy, look to Randall. Do you see the camera that he's holding?

Smithy was feeling horrified.

Ashley A: Yeah, we are going to watch the video to see what you actually did. Let's watch it right now. 

So Smithy and the Ashleys began to watch the video together. The scene of Smithy planning to prank the Ashleys' Clubhouse was on.

Smithy: I am going to prank the Ashleys' Clubhouse by thinking that there is a monster in here! (Scary voice) I am the monster! Roaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar!

Ashley A: Wow! Do you have anything to say about this?

Smithy: OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK OK! You caught me! I lied! Please don't tell my teacher on me! I lied because I was scared! Please! I am so sorry! 

Ashley A: We are telling your teacher on you right now to come talk to us and you about your behaviour.

Ashley B: And where did you get the microphone from?

Smithy: Um, um, um. I found one in Principal Prickly's office.

Ashley A: Give it to Randall and Menlo right now.

Randall: I'm going to confiscate it and bring it back to Principal Prickly's office right now! Hand it over!

Smithy: Fine. Here's a microphone.

Smithy gave the microphone to Randall.

Ashley A: Thanks for the information, Randall and Menlo.

Randall: You're welcome, Ashley A.

Menlo: Happy to help.

So Randall and Menlo left.

Ashley A: Smithy, you stay there while I tell Miss Finster on you.

Ashley B: And don't you think of escaping here?

Ashley Q: And if you dare do so.

Ashley T: You will be in big trouble.

The Ashleys left Smithy alone and went out of their clubhouse, and then walked off to find Miss Finster and then they found her. Then they had a complaint to her.

Ashley A: Miss Finster! Miss Finster!

Miss Finster: What is it, Ashleys?!

Ashley A: Listen, it's about Smithy.

Ashley B: And yes, he is in trouble. 

Ashley Q: He lied to us about pranking our clubhouse on the microphone.

Ashley T: Yes, same as usual, another conference.

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll be waiting for that hooligan in the conference room. Bring him to me!

Ashley A: With pleasure!

So Miss Finster went back in Third Street School, and the Ashleys went back to their clubhouse. Then they got back inside their clubhouse and came back to Smithy and told him about Miss Finster.

Ashley A: Your teacher is waiting for you in the conference room. Meet us there now. 

15 minutes later... 

Smithy had met the Ashleys in the conference room, and Miss Finster had been waiting for him. 

Ashley A: Now that we are all in this situation, we will talk about consequences now. Smithy, it was going to be smooth, just a little talk, and a warning, but you lied.

Ashley B: So, you blew it. So here we go.

Ashley Q: Smithy, your consequences include a regular Wednesday and five day talk with Principal Prickly, a refferal and a suspension for two weeks.

Ashley T: Words can't describe how angry we are with you right now.

Ashley A: You have completely lost our trust in you, probably your teacher's trust as well. 

Miss Finster: Oh yes, he lost my trust back in kindergarten.

Ashley A: Did you hear that, Smithy? You are now untrustworthy. And to Miss Finster, here is a sign of paper to see a therapist to a mental hospital. Conference is dismissed! Miss Finster, can you take him to Principal Prickly's office?

Miss Finster: Don't worry, girls. I'll send Bartholomew straight to Principal Prickly's office.

Miss Finster glared to Smithy.

Miss Finster: Bartholomew Smith, I can't believe you pranked the Ashleys' Clubhouse on the microphone and lied to the Ashleys! That's it, go to Principal Prickly's office now!

So Smithy left the conference room and walked on the way to Principal Prickly's office. Then he entered Principal Prickly's office, and confronted Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: So Bartholomew, why are you here?

Smithy: Um, I pranked the Ashleys' Clubhouse on the microphone and lied to the Ashleys!

Principal Prickly was shocked.

Principal Prickly: Bartholomew, I can't believe you pranked the Ashleys' Clubhouse on the microphone and lied to the Ashleys! You know it's not nice to prank the Ashleys' Clubhouse on the microphone or lie to the Ashleys at all! That's it, your consequences include a regular Wednesday and five day talk with the counselor, a refferal and a suspension for two weeks. Go home right now!

Smithy went home in disgrace. Back home, Smithy's parents were furious and upset with Smithy.

Smithy's mum: Bartholomew, we cannot believe you pranked the Ashleys' Clubhouse on the microphone, lied to the Ashleys and got suspended! What do you have to say from yourself? 

Smithy: Um! I guess this means I am grounded? Right! 

Smithy's dad: That's right, Bartholomew! Also, Miss Finster posted a sign of paper to see a therapist to a mental hospital. You're grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks! Now go upstairs to your room right now while I call the cab to take you to the mental hospital!

Smithy went to his room, crying. 

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Young Guy as Smithy

Emma as Ashley Armbruster

Amy as Ashley Boulet

Allison as Ashley Quinlan

Salli as Ashley Tomassian

Paul as Menlo

Eric as Randall Weems

Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Principal Prickly

Diesel as Mr Smith (Smithy's dad)

Kate as Mrs Smith (Smithy's mum)

Scary voice as Smithy's scary voice

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