At the Third Street Playground, Smithy had a plan, and he had a naughty plan.

Smithy: I am going to steal King Bob's iPhone!

So Smithy went off to King Bob's Jungle Gym, and then he approached it. He climbed up the ladder and then he approached King Bob.

Smithy: Stand back, King Bob! I am going to steal your iPhone!

King Bob was horrified, and he snatched King Bob's iPhone from King Bob, and ran off with it. King Bob got very annoyed.

Smithy: Hey! That's my iPhone! Get back here with my iPhone right now! That's it! I am calling my guards on you! Guards, come over here this instant!

Then Trumpet Boy and his companion came.

Trumpet Boy: You called, sire?

Guard: What's up?

King Bob: Smithy stole my iPhone! Can you catch him for me and bring him to me?

Trumpet Boy: Sure! No problem!

Guard: We'll do it for you!

So Trumpet Boy and his companion went off to catch Smithy. Smithy was on the swing, and swinging a swing.

Smithy: Oh boy! This iPhone is awesome!

Then suddenly, Trumpet Boy and his companion grabbed hold of Smithy, and grabbed him off the swing.

Trumpet Boy: Smithy, how dare you steal King Bob's iPhone?!

Guard: You know it's against the law of the playground! Come with us, we're taking to see King Bob right now and we're forcing you to give the iPhone back to him!

So Trumpet Boy and his companion dragged Smithy to see King Bob, and then approached the Jungle Gym. They climbed up the Jungle Gym and then approached King Bob.

Trumpet Boy: Here he is, sire! It's the troublemaker who stole your iPhone!

King Bob: Excellent work, guards! Now, Smithy! Give the iPhone to me now!

Guard: You heard the king! Do as you're told!

Smithy: Fine. Here's your iPhone back.

Smithy unwillingly gave the iPhone back to King Bob.

King Bob: As for your punishment, you're going straight to the dodgeball wall! Guards, take him to the dodgeball wall! Then tell Miss Finster about what Smithy did and take her to see him who will take him to Principal Prickly's office!

Trumpet Boy: Yes, sire!

Guard: Yes, sire! Come with us, Smithy! You're going to the dodgeball wall!

Trumpet Boy and his companiom picked up Smithy and carried him down the ladder, and took him to the dodgeball wall. Then they placed Smithy on the dodgeball wall.

Trumpet Boy: Now stay on the dodgeball wall and wait for us to bring Miss Finster to you!

Guard: This is what you get for stealing King Bob's iPhone!

Then Trumpet Boy and his companion left Smithy at the dodgeball wall. 

Smithy: Oh great! Now I have to wait at the dodgeball wall until Trumpet Boy and Jim bring Miss Finster to see me. 

Then Trumpet Boy and his companion walked over to Miss Finster. 

Miss Finster: Say, Daniel and Jim? What happened?

Trumpet Boy: Smithy stole King Bob's iPhone!

Guard: Yeah, that's very naughty! We managed to catch them and force him to give King Bob back his iPhone! Can you take him to Principal Prickly's office right now?! 

Miss Finster was horrified. 

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Bartholomew a good talking to! Take me to see him right away! 

Trumpet Boy: We left him at the dodgeball wall! 

Guard: Follow us! 

Then Trumpet Boy and his companion took Miss Finster to see Smithy. 

Trumpet Boy: Here he is, give that Smithy a good talking to!

Miss Finster: Thank you, boys! I'll deal with him!

Guard: Your welcome, Your Ladyship!   

Then Trumpet Boy and his companion left. Miss Finster was very annoyed with Smithy. 

Miss Finster: Bartholomew Smith, how dare you steal King Bob's iPhone?! You know you're allowed to steal anyone's iPhone or anyone's stuff at all! That's it, I'm taking you to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Then Miss Finster dragged Smithy to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming. 


Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office, and she had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Say, Muriel? What's up?

Miss Finster: I had a complaint from Daniel and Jim! Why? Because Bartholomew stole King Bob's iPhone! Punish him immediately!

Principal Prickly: Okay, Muriel! Thanks for telling me! I'll give Bartholomew a good talking to!

Then Miss Finster left.

Principal Prickly was very annoyed at Smithy.

Principal Prickly: Bartholomew, I'm very disappointed in you for stealing King Bob's iPhone. You know you're not supposed to do that. This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! You don't ever stole any other student's iPhone! You see stealing any other student's iPhone undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You know that stealing is the wrong choice! That's it, since you stole King Bob's iPhone, you are suspended for eleven days! Go home now!

Back home, Smithy's parents were furious with Smithy.

Smithy's dad: Bartholomew, how dare you steal King Bob's iPhone?

Smithy's mum: You know that stealing is the wrong choice! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded for eleven days!

Smithy's dad: Go to your room now! 

Smithy went up to his room, crying. 

Smithy: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Young Guy as Smithy

Eric as King Bob

Evil Genius/David/Zack as King Bob

Brian as King Bob's Guard

Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Principal Prickly

Diesel as Mr Smith (Smithy's dad)

Kate as Mrs Smith (Smithy's mum)

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