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It was Christmas. In Miss Finster's classroom in Third Street School, Miss Finster was very annoyed with Sue Bob Murphy.

Miss Finster: Sue Bob, you have been a bad girl today.

Sue Bob: But Miss Finster! Christmas Day is on December 25th! And I want some Christmas presents! 

Miss Finster: Well too bad! I am going to send you to Principal Prickly's office! Go to Principal Prickly's office, now!

Then Sue Bob went out of the classroom, crying with dismay.

Sue Bob: Noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo noo!

Then Sue Bob entered Principal Prickly's office. 

Principal Prickly: So, Sue Bob? What brings you here? 

Sue Bob: I was a bad girl today!

Principal Prickly was indignant. 

Principal Prickly: Oh my god! Sue Bob, I can't believe you were a bad girl today! You are suspended for four weeks! Go home now!

Then Sue Bob went home in disgrace. Back home, Sue Bob's parents scolded Sue Bob. 

Sue Bob's dad: Sue Bob, we cannot believe you were a bad girl at school and got suspended for four weeks! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded until Christmas Eve!

Sue Bob's mum: And for this, we are going to call Santa and tell him not to give you any presents this year! 

Sue Bob was horrified.

Sue Bob: Oh no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! No please! I want Christmas presents! 

Sue Bob's dad: Too bad so sad! Go to your room, now! 

Sue Bob went up to her room, crying.

Sue Bob: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! 

Sue Bob got into her room, and then her tears melted their stony hearts. Sue Bob had a plan. 

Sue Bob: I am going to get on my computer.

Then Sue Bob got on a computer.

Sue Bob: Okay! I am going to type out on what I want for Christmas!

Then Sue Bob started typing out on what she wanted for Christmas. The things that Sue Bob wanted were South Park Season 1 DVD, The Simpsons Season 2 DVD, Family Guy Volume 10 DVD, Walking Dead Season 1 DVD, Spongebob Squarepants DVDs including Friend of Foe? Bikini Bottom Adventures and Atlantis Squarepantis, Disney Infinity 3.0 Edition Starter Pack for the Xbox 360, Sausage Party, Grand High Theft, Spongebob toys and South Park: The Stick of Truth on PS4. Then Sue Bob finished typing out on what she wanted for Christmas. 

Sue Bob: Yay! I finally finished my Christmas list! Now Santa will know that I have been a good girl this year!

On Christmas Day, Sue Bob got out of bed, and she was feeling jolly.

Sue Bob: Hooray! It's finally Christmas Day! I am going to go see if I got any Christmas presents from Santa!

Then Sue Bob went out of her room, and then she entered the lounge. Suddenly, there were no gifts under the tree! Sue Bob was horrified.

Sue Bob: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! I didn't get any Christmas presents from Santa!

Then Sue Bob's parents came. 

Sue Bob's mum: That's right Sue Bob! We called Santa and told him not to give you any Christmas presents this year. 

Sue Bob's dad: But, however, we did give you some Christmas presents.

Sue Bob: Really? 

Sue Bob's mum: Yes, they are in the living room.  

Sue Bob was feeling happy, and she went off to the living room, yelling with joy.

Sue Bob: Yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay yay!

Then Sue Bob entered the living room, and then she looked at some of the presents. Then she opened all of them up, and she was dismayed. She had got all the presents that she hated. Then her parents came up to Sue Bob. Sue Bob was dismayed.

Sue Bob: Wait a minute! These are not my presents! What did you get me?

Sue Bob's mum: We got you some Barney, Bob the Builder, Teletubbies, Dora the Explorer, Dora and Friends: Into the City!, Dinosaur Train, Oswald, Blue's Clues and Bear in the Big Blue House DVDs. These are the only shows you will watch from now on. 

Sue Bob's dad: We also got you some educational video games like Reader Rabbit, Ghost Journey, Big Brain Academy, Learn a Lot, and other educational video games. These are the other video games you will play from now on. 

Sue Bob was dismayed. 

Sue Bob: No no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no no! I hate Barney, Bob the Builder, Teletubbies, Dora the Explorer, Dora and Friends: Into the City!, Dinosaur Train, Oswald, Blue's Clues, Bear in the Big Blue House, and the others! 

Sue Bob's mum: Too bad! These are the only shows and video games you will be playing from now on.

Sue Bob's dad: Normally we would say 'Go upstairs to your room right now!'. But instead, start watching these shows and start playing your educational video games, or you will be grounded even more. 

Then Sue Bob's parents left, and Sue Bob had no choice but to watch shows she hated and play video games she hated. Then Sue Bob sat on a chair. 

Sue Bob: Well, it looks like I will have to start watching these stupid baby shows and start playing my educational video games from now on! This is the worst Christmas ever in my life! Wawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawawa!




CAST

Kendra as Sue Bob Murphy 

Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Principal Prickly 

Joey as Sue Bob's dad

Catherine as Sue Bob's mum

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