At the village, Sue Bob Murphy was very angry about Cornchip Girl.

Sue Bob: Man! I hate Cornchip Girl! She's one of the stupid third graders! F*** her! She went to WalMart and got the iTunes gift card. She made Lexi Baconmaker's daughter Tilly cry. Lexi tried to force Cornchip Girl to give Tilly a gift card and Cornchip Girl got into an argument with her. The manager broke up the fight and he tried to call 911 on Lexi, but Lexi punched him in the nose and got into trouble. Now Lexi's banned from the store, and it's all Cornchip Girl's fault! I am going to WalMart to get the iTunes gift card and give it to Tilly.

So Sue Bob went off to WalMart, and then she arrived at WalMart.

Sue Bob: Okay! Time to go inside and get the $25 gift card.

Sue Bob went inside WalMart and went to look for the $25 gift card. Then she found the $25 gift card. She was proud.

Sue Bob: There's the $25 gift card. I'm going to get it for Tilly.

Sue Bob got the $25 gift card and he walked off to the stand.

Salesman: Hello. What can I do for you?

Sue Bob: I'm getting a gift card for Tilly Baconmaker.

Salesman: Sure! That'll be 20 dollars!

So Sue Bob gave the salesman a 20 dollar note and paid for the gift card.

Salesman: Thank you! Come again!

So Sue Bob left WalMart.

Sue Bob: Now to give Tilly a gift card!

So Sue Bob went off to Tilly's house, and then she arrived at Tilly's house.

Sue Bob: Tilly, I've got you the iTunes gift card. You can have it.

Sue Bob gave Tilly a gift card.

Tilly: Thank you, Sue Bob.

Sue Bob: You're welcome. Enjoy! You are now ungrounded. You can do whatever you want. I will do teach Cornchip Girl a lesson for you.

Tilly: Thank you, Sue Bob.

Sue Bob: You're welcome, Tilly!

Sue Bob went off to the harbour. Outside the Navy ship, Cornchip Girl was crying.

Cornchip Girl: I can't believe that horrid Philmore pepper sprayed my daddy! Now my mummy has to look after daddy in the hospital, thanks to him!

Suddenly, Sue Bob came, and she was very angry.

Sue Bob: Cornchip Girl, how dare you refuse to give Lexi's daughter Tilly the iTunes gift card?! You made her cry.

Cornchip Girl: I found the iTunes gift card first so I deserve it!

Sue Bob: Well, I went to WalMart and got a gift card and then I gave it to Tilly.

Cornchip Girl: What?! How dare you give the gift card to Tilly?! That's it, you're grounded for a month!

Sue Bob: What?! No way! You can't ground me! You whomp!

Cornchip Girl: Excuse me?! You don't EVER talk to me like that!

Sue Bob: I got a better idea! Why don't we go across the street to buy a diamond ring so you won't have to engage me?!

Cornchip Girl: I said don't talk to me like that!


Cornchip Girl: For the last time, do not threaten me like that! One more outburst and I will tell TJ, Vince, Spinelli, Gretchen, Mikey and Gus on you!

Sue Bob (Kidaroo's voice): THAT'S IT, I'M GOING TO BEAT YOU UP!

Cornchip Girl was horrified.

Cornchip Girl (Kidaroo's voice) Nononononononononononononononononononononononononono!

Sue Bob began to beat up Cornchip Girl, and Cornchip Girl started screaming as Sue Bob beat her up continuously.


Sue Bob pushed Cornchip Girl over to the floor, and Cornchip Girl felt hurt, and she started crying in pain. 

Cornchip Girl: (Kidaroo's voice) Ooooooooooooooooooooooooooooh! (normal voice) Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

Cornchip Girl: That's what you get for not giving Tilly a gift card! Hahahahahahahaha!

Suddenly, TJ and the Gang came, much to Sue Bob's horror.

Cornchip Girl: Guys, please come help me. I've been beaten up by that fifth grade girl by the name of Sue Bob.

TJ and the Gang were very angry at Sue Bob.

TJ: Sue Bob, how dare you beat up Cornchip Girl?!

Vince: Cornchip Girl told us that you did that.

Spinelli: Now look at her! She's got bruises all over her!

Gretchen: You should be ashamed of yourself!

Sue Bob: But guys. Cornchip Girl wouldn't give Tilly a gift gard. That's why I have to go to WalMart and get a gift card for Tilly and I made Tilly happy.

Mikey: You should be ashamed of yourself for hurting Cornchip Girl! You can't do that to her just because she refused to give Tilly a gift card.

Gus: Yeah, you can't get a gift card for Tilly. You upset Cornchip Girl now. She's got bruises all over her, and it's all your fault! You should have left her alone!

TJ: That's it, go home while we call your parents!

Back home, Sue Bob's parents scolded Sue Bob.

Sue Bob's dad: Sue Bob, how dare you beat up Theresa LaMaise just because she refused to give Tilly Baconmaker a gift card?! She's a good kid, Gus's friend and one of the good students ever! That's it, you are grounded, grounded, grounded, grounded for two weeks!

Sue Bob's mum: Your punishment is to watch Barney and Friends for two weeks! And you will be restricted from your computer! 

Sue Bob's dad: Go to your room right now! And don't think about going on your computer!

Sue Bob went up to her room, crying.

Sue Bob: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!


Kendra as Sue Bob Murphy

Paul as Salesman and Vince LaSSao

Ivy as Tilly Baconmaker

Kayla as Cornchip Girl

Eric as TJ Detweiler

Julie as Spinelli

Amy as Gretchen Grundler

Joey as Mikey Blumberg and Sue Bob's dad

Evil Genius/David/Zack as Gus Griswald

Catherine as Sue Bob's mum

Kidaroo as Sue Bob's angry voice, Cornchip Girl's screaming voice and Cornchip Girl's crying voice

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