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In the Ashleys' Clubhouse on the Third Street Playground, the Ashleys had a naughty plan.

Ashley A: We're going to call Spinelli the n-word!

Ashley B: Good idea, Ashley A!

Ashley Q: Because she's smart like TJ!

Ashley T: Yeah! Let's do it!

Ashleys: Hahahahahahahaha! Ooh, scandalous!

The Ashley went out of their clubhouse and they went off to find Spinelli, and then they approached Spinelli.

Ashley A: Hey, Spinelli - the stupid girl!

Spinelli: What do you girls want for me, now?

Ashley A: You're such a n*****!

Spinelli was offended.

Spinelli: Hey! Don't be rude to me and don't say the n-word to me! You Ashleys are rude!

Ashley B: Shut the f*** up, you stupid n*****!

Spinelli: Ashleys, stop this right now! You Ashleys are so rude! 

Ashley Q: Why don't you just leave us the f*** alone, you stupid n*****!

Spinelli: Ashleys, if you insult me one more time, I shall tell Miss Finster on you!

Ashley T: Why don't you get the f*** out of here, you idiotic n*****!

Spinelli got very angry. 

Spinelli: You know what?! That's it! I'm telling Miss Finster on you right now! MISS FINSTER!

Then Miss Finster came.

Miss Finster: What is it, Spinelli?

Spinelli: The Ashleys keep calling me the n-word! Can you send them to Principal Prickly's office? Why? Because they keep calling me the n-word! That's very disrespectful! Can you take them to Principal Prickly's office right now?!

Miss Finster was horrified. 

Miss Finster: Oh my god! Thanks for telling me! I'll give the Ashleys a good talking to!

Then Miss Finster confronted the Ashleys.

Miss Finster: Ashleys, how dare you call Spinelli the n-word! That's very rude and disrespectful! That's it, I'm taking you four to Principal Prickly's office right now!

Then Miss Finster dragged the Ashleys to Principal Prickly's office, kicking and screaming. 

Ashleys: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Then Miss Finster entered Principal Prickly's office, and she had a complaint to Principal Prickly.

Principal Prickly: Say, Muriel? What's up?

Miss Finster: I had a complaint from Spinelli because the Ashleys keep calling her the n-word! That's very rude and disrespectful! Punish them immediately! Can you do it for us!?

Principal Prickly: Okay, Muriel! Thanks for telling me! I'll give the Ashleys a good talking to!

Then Miss Finster left. Principal Prickly was very annoyed at the Ashleys.

Principal Prickly: Ashleys, I'm very disappointed in you four for calling Spinelli the n-word. All of you know you're not supposed to do that. This is a very serious situation, a very serious situation indeed! We can't have bad language in school! 

Ashley A: We know, sir. But... 

Principal Prickly: No buts! You see bad language undermines authority. It demonstrates impertinence, disrespect, laziness. You know it's rude and disrespectful to call Spinelli the n-word!

Ashley B: But we were making fun of Spinelli. 

Ashley Q: Besides, she's a n*****! Hahahahaha! So that's why we have to say it to her. It's fun!

Ashley T: But all we said was...

Principal Prickly: I know what you four said! Now I can't keep up with you kids and you four got a slang. But Miss Finster assures me it's filthy. That's it, all of you are suspended for two weeks! Go home right now while I call your parents!

Back in Ashley A's house, Ashley A's parents were furious with Ashley A.

Mr Armbruster: Ashley, how dare you insult Spinelli and call her the n-word, along with your friends? You should know that calling anyone by the n-word is naughty. And also, Spinelli is a very clever tomboy, one of my favourites members of TJ's gang, and a best student in Third Street School.

Ashley A: But mum and dad, I love making fun of Spinelli, and so do my friends. I love calling her names, and it's scandalous!

Mrs Armbruster: We don't care what's scandalous! For that, you're grounded for two weeks with no TV, no computer, video games, no nothing! 

Mr Armbruster: Go to your room now!

Ashley A went up to her room, crying.

Ashley A: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

Back in Ashley B's house, Ashley B's parents were furious with Ashley B.

Mr Boulet: Ashley, how dare you insult Spinelli and call her the n-word, along with your friends? You should know that calling anyone by the n-word is naughty. And also, Spinelli is a very clever tomboy, one of my favourites members of TJ's gang, and a best student in Third Street School.

Ashley B: But mum and dad, I love making fun of Spinelli, and so do my friends. I love calling her names, and it's scandalous!

Mrs Boulet: We don't care what's scandalous! For that, you're grounded for two weeks with no TV, no computer, video games, no nothing! 

Mr Boulet: Go to your room now!

Ashley B went up to her room, crying.

Ashley B: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

Back in Ashley Q's house, Ashley Q's parents were furious with Ashley Q.

Mr Quinlan: Ashley, how dare you insult Spinelli and call her the n-word, along with your friends? You should know that calling anyone by the n-word is naughty. And also, Spinelli is a very clever tomboy, one of my favourites members of TJ's gang, and a best student in Third Street School.

Ashley Q: But mum and dad, I love making fun of Spinelli, and so do my friends. I love calling her names, and it's scandalous!

Mrs Quinlan: We don't care what's scandalous! For that, you're grounded for two weeks with no TV, no computer, video games, no nothing! 

Mr Quinlan: Go to your room now!

Ashley Q went up to her room, crying.

Ashley Q: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 

Back in Ashley T's house, Ashley T's parents were furious with Ashley T.

Mr Tomassian: Ashley, how dare you insult Spinelli and call her the n-word, along with your friends? You should know that calling anyone by the n-word is naughty. And also, Spinelli is a very clever tomboy, one of my favourites members of TJ's gang, and a best student in Third Street School.

Ashley T: But mum and dad, I love making fun of Spinelli, and so do my friends. I love calling her names, and it's scandalous!

Mrs Tomassian: We don't care what's scandalous! For that, you're grounded for two weeks with no TV, no computer, video games, no nothing! 

Mr Tomassian: Go to your room now!

Ashley T went up to her room, crying.

Ashley T: Waaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa! 






CAST

Emma as Ashley Armbruster

Amy as Ashley Boulet

Allison as Ashley Quinlan

Salli as Ashley Tomassian

Julie as Spinelli 

Wiseguy as Miss Finster and Principal Prickly 

Eric as Mr Armbruster

Kate as Mrs Armbruster

Steven as Mr Boulet 

Veena as Mrs Boulet

Dallas as Mr Quinlan 

Kimberley as Mrs Quinlan

Joey as Mr Tomassian

Kendra as Mrs Tomassian

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