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(at a big city)

betty Anne bongo: I wish i Saw loads of all that sketches

Tommy: really? Good burger is cool, A sketch took place at a fast food restaurant called Good Burger featuring a clueless cashier, Ed.

Repunzil: dullmont junior high school was pretty funny, that principal introduced himself by taking long breaths between each word in his name ("Principal William..... Baines.....Pimpell!"), A gym teacher who hates children, The cafeteria lady who is completely obsessed with peas, although she loves them

august: also, At the end of her skit, everyone would sing a song about peas, such as Eat a Pea, Give Peas a Chance, Why Can't Peas Be Friends?, Peas Are Jolly Good Vegetables, Peas Are the Champions, Peas Are The World, Peas Are a Few of My Favorite Things, and The Plate Beneath My Peas. that Have a nice day sketch, was a parody of Sesame Street that features Leon Frierson as Leroy, a boy who hosts a children's TV show with the help of Fuzz (performed by Kevin Carlson), an annoying blue puppet, looks similar to a Muppet

betty Anne bongo: Oh, The spice boys is a parody of the spice girls, Hairy Spice is the hairiest. Sweaty Spice sweats all the time and is also very effeminate. Mumbly Spice mumbles a lot. Dead Spice is not real He isn't played by a cast member, but instead a plastic skeleton prop, Spice Cube was formerly Burt Spice, who was kicked out for being too nerdy.

Tommy: Yeah, I agree with you, also, earboy, his name is derived from the fact that each of his ears is almost as large as his entire head as the theme song puts it, "His ears are REALLY BIG!". Earboy and his friends Pizza Face, who has a literal slice of pizza on his head, Tinsel Teeth whose mouth is full of Christmas decorations, and Four Eyes who has four eyeballs in two sockets

repunzil: Oh, And a boy with extremely large pants named baggin saggin Barry was very funny. Vital information is cool, why? Because in one episode, Monica attempts to take over Vital Information, but however, Lori Beth won't have it.

August: Oh, And ask ashley, She was sweet and friendly until she read letters sent in by clueless viewers. After reading a letter, Ashley would go on a violent tirade against the letter's author, Her characteristic phrase, "Thaaaaat's me!" during the sketch became one of the sketch's trademarks. In later sketches, children in the audience could be heard saying it with her. She reads the greeting, "Dear Amanda," and the crowd responded "Thaaaaaat's me!" There is another episode where Stuart takes over Ashley, but is caught by Kevin and a few cops. He fires everyone except the female producer, Mrs. Hushbaum would blow an air horn and scream "QUIET! THIS IS A LIBRARY! CAN'T YOU READ?! PEOPLE ARE TRYING TO STUDY! HOW CAN YOU BE SO RUDE?! HUSH! IF YOU CAN'T BE SILENT, THEN I WILL BE VIOLENT!" To demonstrate her dedication to silence, Mrs. Hushbaum decorated the library with signs reading "HUSH," "STIFLE," and "SHHHHH."

betty Anne bongo: And what about life with Peter And flem, When introducing the musical guest, Peter applauds... Flem says 'Lets give a Flemacious round of sound for our musical guest (insert musical guest's name) In the beginning of the sketch when asked to identify himself he exclaimed with a self-made echo, "I'M REPAIR MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN-MAN!!" He would finish off his introduction with a rather sinister and insane laugh. Every now and then, When Cooking With Randy and Mandy started, the two greeted each other with "Hi, Randy," and "Hi, Mandy."

Tommy: I know what to do! Let's go to the 90's store

(they went to the 90s store, then after shopping)

Repunzil: We got a handful of 1990's stuff! Now, let's dress ourselves in these 1990’s style outfits!

(10 minutes later)

august: how do we look? I’m look like denzel Whittaker

tommy: i’m Ryan Coleman

repunzil: i’m kianna underwood

betty Anne bongo: And i’m Chelsea brummet! We have some 90s related toys for all of us to enjoy!

(At the town, Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob Murphy, Clyde Philmore and Rachel Hart were excited.)

Lawson: Oh boy! We're looking forward to go to the rock 'n' roll concert!

Gelman: I know Lawson! This is so exciting!

Mundy: We get to sing some songs!

Lawson: let’s do grease lightnin! Is everybody ready? 

Gelman: Ready!

Mundy: Ready!

Skeens: Ready!

Lazy Kid: Ready!

Sue Bob: Ready! 

Clyde: Ready!

Rachel: Ready!

Lawson: Alright! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four! 

Lawson and his friends began to play the band and sing Greased Lightnin'. 

Lawson: Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lightnin'!

Gelman: Grease lightnin'!

Lawson: We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah.

Gelman: Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'.

Mundy: Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah.

Skeens: We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready.

Lawson: With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door You know that ain't no s***, we'll be gettin' lots of t** in grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah. A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah. With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks. You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**** wagon - grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

(Instrumental break)

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin'!

(Cut to the big city)

tommy, August and Repunzil: Fresh on the ‘Tube, stop, look, and watch—ready yet, get set it's All That!

Betty Anne bongo: are you singing the all that theme song?

tommy: yeah, everyone’s enjoying the new theme

(but then Lawson and friends came)

Lawson: hey kids

betty Anne bongo: (screams)

Tommy: you know what that means?

Rachel: This means we get to go to the rock 'n' roll concert and sing some songs!

Lawson and his friends: YAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAY!

Betty Anne bongo: please not the concert, please don’t sing some songs, do one! Please! Anything but that

august: let us have a battle, so we’ll sing some songs, although we got the all that CD

Lawson: OK FINE!

So Lawson and his friends went to the rock 'n' roll concert together with the Offbeats for a battle. Later, at the rock 'n' roll concert. The music director had an announcement.

Music Director: Ladies and gentlemen, the rock 'n' roll concert is proud to present you for the first time on this year’s battle - the Funkytones vs the Offbeats! 

The music director walked offstage as the audience clapped and applauded. The curtain raised to reveal Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob, Clyde and Rachel. Lawson, Gelman, Mundy, Skeens, Lazy Kid, Sue Bob, Clyde and Rachel had practiced playing their instruments and they’re On the left, and the Offbeats are on the right. Lawson had an announcement. 

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you very much! Let's play some music! And a one, and a two, and a one two three four!

Lawson and his friends began to play the band and sing Greased Lightnin'. 

Lawson: Why this car is automatic. It's systematic. It's hydromatic. Why it's greased lightnin'!

Gelman: Grease lightnin'!

Lawson: We'll get some overhead lifters, and four-barrel quads, oh yeah.

Gelman: Keep talkin', oh keep talkin'.

Mundy: Fuel injection cut off, and chrome plated rods, oh yeah.

Skeens: We'll get her ready, I'll kill to get her ready.

Lawson: With a four-speed on the floor, they'll be waitin' at the door You know that ain't no s***, we'll be gettin' lots of t** in grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: We'll get some purple French tail lights and thirty-inch fins, oh yeah. A palomino dashboard and duel muffler twins, oh yeah. With new pistons, plugs, and shocks, I can get off my rocks. You know that I ain't braggin', she's a real p**** wagon - grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

(Instrumental break)

Lawson's friends: Go, go, go, go go go go go go go go.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're burnin' up the quarter mile.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: Go, grease lightnin', you're coastin' through the heat lap trials.

Lawson's friends: Grease lightnin', go grease lightnin'.

Lawson: You are supreme.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: The chicks'll cream.

Lawson's friends: Ah, ah. 

Lawson: For grease lightnin'.

Lawson's friends: Lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin', lightnin'!

Lawson: Thank you very much everybody!  

Betty Anne bongo: now it’s us! (Sings) Look at me, I'm Sandra Dee 

Lousy with virginity Won't go to bed Till I'm legally wed I can't, I'm Sandra Dee

Watch it, hey, I'm Doris Day I was not brought up that way Won't come across Even Rock Hudson lost His heart to Doris Day

I don't drink or swear I don't rat my hair I get ill from one cigarette Keep your filthy paws off my silky drawers Would you pull that crap with Annette

As for you, Troy Donahue I know what you wanna do You got your crust I'm no object of lust I'm just plain Sandra Dee

Elvis, Elvis, let me be Keep that pelvis far from me Just keep your cool Now you're starting to drool Hey, fungu, I'm Sandra Dee

Lawson: That’s 0 points of us, and 5 points for the Offbeats, well done, So, This is the next one, Riverbottom nightmare band vs I wear everything, Anyone wants to hear the song called the Riverbottom Nightmare Band? 

Audience: Yeah! 

Lawson: Okay! Let's sing together! 

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments.  

Lawson and his friends: We take what we want.

We do anything that we wish.

We got no respect.

For animal birdy or fish.

Mundy: The grass does not grow.

On the places where we stop and stand.

Lawson: River Bottom Nightmare Band.

Lawson and his friends: We know we're a mess.

Mundy: But I does not like to be clean.

Lawson and his friends: We don't brush our teeth.

Mundy: 'Cause our toothache can help us stay mean.

Lawson and his friends: We don't wish to learn.

Mundy: But we hate what we don't understand.

Lawson: River Bottom.

Lawson and his friends: When you see us comin'.

You better startin' runnin'.

We're always startin' trouble.

And we're happiest when things are outta hand.

Rivers are for boilin'.

Parties are for spoilin'.

We either like to sit and pout.

Or else go out and terrorize our land.

Lawson: River Bottom Nightmare Band.

Lawson and his friends: We laugh in your face.

Mundy: Or we practice our growl and our sneer.

Lawson and his friends: We break up your place.

Mundy: We are dangerous when we are near.

Lawson and his friends: And when we are done with our song.

Mundy: Who will get the biggest hand? Who?

Lawson: River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Lawson and his friends: River Bottom Nightmare Band!

Lawson: Thank you very much everybody! Over to you, all four of you, go

Tommy: First day of school and I'm not even dressed I don't know what to wear and it's makin' me stressed Wanna make a good impression? Gotta dress to impress I'm rippin' through my closet and my room is a mess Suit with a tie, skinny jeans or wide Whatever it is, I don't want to look like I tried My mom calls up:

Sue bob: Bus will be here in five!

August: I gotta make a choice so I decide to wear everything I wear everything I wear everything I wear everything I wear everything Lots of bling, tons of rings Once that made my fingers green Knee-high socks, ankle socks, toe socks in my Birkenstock Scharffen, even a bandana Parka and my favorite pants A hoodie crew now with the zip-up Leggings with the tiny stirrups Buttoned up and buttoned-down My little sister's princess crown Fanny pack, fanny pack, I have so many fanny packs Beanie, bow red, baseball cap Strapped fedora, all the hats Figured out my first-day fit When in doubt, wear all of it I wear everything I wear everything I wear everything I wear everything Dude

Tommy: Dude

Tommy And august: Dude! I wear everything I wear everything I wear everything I wear everything

Repunzil: Um, aren't you guys hot?

Tommy: No!

August: It's called fashion, sweaty, uh, I mean, sweetie

Repunzil: Okay

Tommy: Hold up!

Tommy And August: There's more!

Reading glasses, hater blockers

I can't see, ow, that's my locker!

Later Posen Potato sack Wait, sweat is dripping down my crack (Lawson: Ew!)

AirPods, headphone, track jacket If there's a window can someone crack it?

So many clothes! Help me, Kyle! I'm about to die but at least I'm in style

You know it!

I wear everything I wear everything I shouldn't have worn everything But I wore everything Help

(Skeens: Guys)


Please, somebody

(Gelman: A little help?]

Tommy: Call an ambulance

Lawson: Well done guys, So Anyone wants to hear Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious?!

Audience: Yeah!

Lawson: Okay! Let's sing together!

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments. 

Rachel: It's... supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. 

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. 

Lawson’s friends: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Lawson: Because I was afraid to speak. 

When I was just a lad. 

My father gave me nose a tweak. 

And told me I was bad. 

But then one day, I learned a word. 

That saved me achin' nose. 

Lawson and his friends: The biggest word you ever heard. 

And this is how it goes: 

Oh! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. 

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Lawson: He travelled all around the world. 

And everywhere he went. 

He'd use his word and all would say. 

"There goes a clever gent." 

When Dukes and maharajas pass. 

The time of day with me, 

I say me special word and then. 

They ask me out to tea. 

Lawson and his friends: Oh! Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Even though the sound of it is something quite atrocious. 

If you say it loud enough, you'll always sound precocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay. 

Um diddle diddle diddle um diddle ay! 

Rachel: You know, you can say it backwards, which is Dociousaliexpilisticfragicalirupes. But that's going a bit too far, don't you think? 

Lawson: Indubitably. 

Rachel: So when the cat has got your tongue. 

There's no need for dismay. 

Just summon up this word and then. 

You've got a lot to say. 

But better use it carefully. 

Or it could change your life. 

Mundy: For example... 

Rachel: Yes? 

Mundy: One day I said it to Sue Bob, and now Sue Bob is a cool girl like you! 

Sue Bob slapped Mundy on his head. 

Mundy: Ow! And a tough girl she is, too! 

Mundy: She's... 

Lawson and his friends: Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious. 

Supercalifragilisticexpialidocious! 

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you! That duet is awesome!  

Rachel: aw thanks Lawson 

Lawson: so, where you at Offbeats? 

[Verse 1: betty Anne bongo] Come on y'all, let's take a ride Don't ya say shit just get inside It's time to take your on another kind of trip Cuz you can't have the hop if you don't have the hip Grab you gat with the extra clip And close your eyes and hit the switch We're going to a place where everybody kick it, kick it, kick it Yea that's the ticket Ain't no bloodin, ain't no crippin Ain't no punk set trippin' Everybody got a stack and it ain't no crack And it really don't matter if you're white or black I wanna take you there like the Staple Singers Put something in the tank, and I know that I can bring ya If ya can't take the heat get ya ass out the kitchen We on a mission

[Hook] Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage Slide, slide slippity slide I'm hittin switches on the block in a 65 Come along and ride on fantastic voyage Slide, slide hoo ride, ain't no valley low enough or mountain high

[Verse 2: betty Anne bongo] I'm tryin to find a place where I can live my life and Maybe eat some steak with my beans and rice A place where my kids can play outside without livin in fear of a drive by And even if I get away from them drive by killaz I still gotta worry about those I keep on searchin' and I keep on lookin' But niggas are the same from Watts to Brooklyn I try to keep my faith in my people But sometimes my people be actin' like they evil You don't understand about runnin' with a gang Cause you don't gang bang And you don't have to stand on the corner and slang Cause you got your own thang You can't help me if you can't help yourself You better make a left 


[Hook] Come along and ride on a Fantastic Voyage Slide, slide slippity slide I do what I do just to survive (Come along and ride on a Fantastic Voyage) Slide slide hoo ride, that's why I pack my 45

[Verse 3: betty Anne bongo] Life is and then you die Still trying to get a piece of that apple pie Every game ain't the same cause the game still remain Don't it seem kinda strange ain't a damn thing changed If you don't work then you don't eat And only down can ride with me Hip hop hop your 45 quickly down the block Stay sucker free and keep the busters of your jock You gotta have heart son if you wanna go Watch this sweet chariot, swing low Ain't nobody crying ain't nobody dyin' Ain't nobody worryin' everybody's tryin' Nothing from nothin' leaves nothin' If you wanna have somethin' you better stop frontin' What you gonna do when the 5 rolls by? You better be ready so you can ride

[Hook] Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage Slide slide slippity slide if you're living in the city it's do or die Come along and ride on a fantastic voyage Slide slide hoo ride you better be ready for the 5 rolls by


Just roll along (that's what you do) Just roll along (that's right) Just roll along (that's what you do) Just roll along (that's right)

Do you want to ride with me? (x9)

Lawson: Anyone wants to hear Telephone Rock? 

Audience: Yeah! 

Lawson: Alright! Let's do it!  

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments. 

Lawson:  I'm saying hey operator, please give us a hand Ya gotta help us out 'cause we're the telephone band.

We're calling all people that are sittin' at home.

With some rocking and rolling on the telephone.

Lawson and his friends: Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah...

Rock rock rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Everybody sing now.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: It's the latest thing yeah.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Ya know ya hear that ring now.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Please operator, please give us a chance.

The people are waiting so please dial us this dance.

They want to hear our music yeah they want us to sing.

So operator please make their telephone ring.

Lawson and his friends: Yeah yeah yeah...

Rock rock rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: You know you can't go wrong.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Come on and dial that song.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: We'll hold on all night long.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Said hey everybody all across the land.

We're here to entertain you with the telephone band So take off your shoes start shaking your feet.

And dance like crazy to our telephone beat.

Lawson and his friends: Yeah yeah yeah...

Rock rock rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: People don't you hear that tone.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Come on baby hold the phone yeah.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Let's hear it one more time.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: You know it only costs a dime yeah.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Come on, whoop with me.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Don't ya hear that beat.

Yeah yeah a real live wire.

Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: I'm hung up on ya baby.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: You're gonna be the receiver of all my love.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: It's a good connection baby.

Lawson and his friends: Rock rock rock.

The telephone rock.

Lawson: Thank you! Thank you! Anyone likes to hear Dancing Queen?

Audience: Yeah!

Lawson: Okay! Rachel and Sue Bob will sing a duet!

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments, and then Rachel and Sue Bob began to sing a duet.

Rachel and Sue Bob: Ooh, you can dance, you can jive.

Having the time of your life.

Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene.

Digging the dancing queen

Friday night and the lights are low.

Looking out for a place to go, mm.

Where they play the right music, getting in the swing.

You come to look for a king.

Anybody could be that guy.

Night is young and the music's high.

With a bit of rock music, everything is fine.

You're in the mood for a dance.

And when you get the chance.

You are the dancing queen.

Young and sweet, only seventeen.

Dancing queen.

Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah.

You can dance, you can jive.

Having the time of your life.

Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene.

Digging the dancing queen.

You're a tease, you turn 'em on.

Leave them burning and then you're gone.

Looking out for another, anyone will do.

You're in the mood for a dance.

And when you get the chance.

You are the dancing queen.

Young and sweet, only seventeen.

Dancing queen.

Feel the beat from the tambourine, oh yeah.

You can dance, you can jive.

Having the time of your life.

Ooh, see that girl, watch that scene.

Digging the dancing queen.

Digging the dancing queen.

Lawson: Wow, Rachel! You're the number one singing queen!

Rachel: Thank you, Lawson!

Mundy: Way to go, Sue Bob! Way to go!

Sue Bob: Thank you, Mundy!

Lawson: Okay, ladies and gentlemen! Anyone likes to hear Rosin the Beau?

Audience: Yeah!

Lawson: Okay!

Lawson and his friends began to play their instruments, and then Rachel and Sue Bob began to sing a duet.

Lawson: I've travelled all over this country, and now to another I go.

Gelman: I know that good quarters await me to welcome old Rosin the Beau.

Mundy: To welcome old Rosin the Beau, to welcome old Rosin the Beau.

Skeens: I know that good quarters await me to welcome old Rosin the Beau.

Rachel: When I'm dead and laid out on the counter, a voice you will hear from below.

Lazy Kid: Saying, "Send down a hogshead of whiskey to drink with old Rosin the Beau.

Clyde: To drink with old Rosin the Beau, to drink with old Rosin the Beau.

Gelman: Saying, "Send down a hogshead of whiskey to drink with old Rosin the Beau."

Sue Bob: And when I have drunk the last skinful, the ladies will want to I know.

Lawson: Just lift the lid off of the coffin and look at old Rosin the Beau.

Rachel: And look at old Rosin the Beau, and look at old Rosin the Beau.

Clyde: Just lift the lid off of the coffin and look at old Rosin the Beau.

Mundy: I have to be buried I'm thinking and I would like it done just so.

Skeens: Be sure not to go contrary to the wish of old Rosin the Beau.

Lawson: To the wish of old Rosin the Beau, to the wish of old Rosin the Beau.

Clyde: Be sure not to go contrary to the wish of old Rosin the Beau.

Gelman: You must get some dozen good fellows and stand them all round in a row.

Lazy Kid: Let them drink out of half gallon bottles to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Sue Bob: To the memory of Rosin the Beau, to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Mundy: Let them drink out of half gallon bottles to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Skeens: Then get me a couple of donnecks, put one at me head and me toe.

Lazy Kid: And do not forget to scratch on it, the name of old Rosin the Beau.

Lawson: The name of old Rosin the Beau, the name of old Rosin the Beau.

Gelman: And do not forget to scratch on it, the name of old Rosin the Beau.

Rachel: You must take the same dozen good fellows and let them all stagger and go.

Skeens: Dig a deep hole in the meadow and in it toss Rosin the Beau.

Clyde: And in it toss Rosin the Beau, and in it toss Rosin the Beau.

Sue Bob: Dig a deep hole in the meadow and in it toss Rosin the Beau.

Mundy: 'Tis a gay round of pleasure I've traveled, nor will I leave behind a foe.

Lawson: And when my companions are jovial, they'll drink to old Rosin the Beau.

Gelman: They'll drink to old Rosin the Beau, they'll drink to old Rosin the Beau.

Lazy Kid: And when my companions are jovial, they'll drink to old Rosin the Beau.

Sue Bob: My life is now drawn to its closing, as all will some day be so.

Clyde: But we'll take a full bumper at parting to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Rachel: To the memory of Rosin the Beau, to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Lawson: And we'll take a full bumper at parting to the memory of Rosin the Beau.

Mundy: I've lived for the good of my nation, and my sons they are all growing low.

Skeens: And I hope that the next generation will resemble old Rosin the Beau.

Lazy Kid: Will resemble old Rosin the Beau, will resemble old Rosin the Beau.

Lawson and his friends: And I hope that the next generation will resemble old Rosin the Beau.

Lawson: Yay! Thank you! Thank you! And now's the grand finale! Want to hear Reach for the stars!

Audience: Yeah!

Lawson: Okay! Let's go!

Lawson: When the world leaves you feeling blue.

You can count on me.

I will be there for you.

Gelman: When it seems all your hopes and dreams.

Are a million miles away.

I will re-assure you.

Mundy: We've got to all stick together.

Skeens: Good friends, there for each other.

Lawson and his friends: Never ever forget that I got you and you got me so.

Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Clyde: There's a place waiting just for you.

Rachel: Just for you.

Lazy Kid: It's a special place.

Sue Bob: Where your dreams all come true.

Rachel: Fly away.

Sue Bob: Fly away.

Rachel: Swim the ocean blue.

Sue Bob: Swim the ocean blue.

Lazy Kid: Drive that open road.

Clyde: Leave the past behind you.

Lawson and his friends: Don't stop gotta keep moving.

Your hopes have gotta keep building.

Never ever forget that I got you and you got me so.

Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Gelman: Don't believe in all that you've been told.

Mundy: The sky's the limit.

Clyde: You can reach your goals.

Lazy Kid: No one knows just what the future holds.

Sue Bob: There ain't nothing you can't be.

Lawson: There's a whole world at your feet.

I said reach.

Rachel: Climb every mountain.

Lawson and his friends: Reach.

Rachel: Reach for the moon.

Lawson and his friends: Reach.

Rachel: Follow that rainbow!

And your dreams will all come true!

Lawson and his friends: Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Reach for the stars.

Climb every mountain higher.

Reach for the stars.

Follow your heart's desire.

Reach for the stars.

And when that rainbow's shining over you.

That's when your dreams will all come true.

Lawson: Thank you very much everyone! We're glad you liked it! Goodbye everyone!

Then the curtain raised down. Then the music director reappeared.

Music Director: Thanks for watching the Funkytones play, everybody! This concludes the rock 'n' roll concert for the night. Goodnight, everyone! 

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